chapter 6

Damn it Master can't you show a little restraint!"

It wasn't really a question because Terra already knew the answer. She sighed when lava began to erupt up from the ground in the distance. 'He wasn't kidding with the hole in the crust thing. I guess I'll have to fix it up.' Terra quickly jumped back onto her 'streetboard' and flew off towards the disaster area, leaving Buu on top of the Tower with the rest of the Titans.

When the Titans finally recovered from the shock of the explosion they all got into fighting stances. But when they looked for Buu they found him lying on the ground reading a book titled 'Icha Icha' whilst drinking a smoothie through a straw. The Titans didn't really know how to deal with that. "Yo! We going to fight or what?" Cyborg shouted at Buu, ready for anything. Naruto pointed his finger at him and fired a purple beam. Cyborg was instantly turned into a waffle. Naruto stopped drinking and sucked up the waffle like a vacuum cleaner. He then went right back to reading his book and drinking his smoothie. This time it only took two seconds for the Titans to get their mouths off the floor. "GIVE FRIEND CYBORG BACK!" Starfire shouted angrily, her eyes glowing green. Naruto sighed before spitting at her. Halfway between the two Cyborg appeared in a puff of smoke. He crashed into Starfire, unconscious but unharmed.

"Starfire!" Robin ran to check up on her. Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'His friend was just eaten but he's more worried about the girl. I guess I was right… there are feelings between them. SO MUCH BLACKMAIL!' Naruto grinned as he stood up and cricked his back and neck.

"Right, let's do this."

"Wait! Dudes, I don't want to have my arm blown off again! Can't we just talk this out?" This was Beast Boy; for once being the voice of reason.

"No Beast Boy. He is a criminal and needs to go to jail." No surprises here; that was Robin. But the Titans didn't really know what Buu had done and Raven thought she should mention it.

"For doing what? Property damage?" Her dry, sarcastic voice drew Naruto's attention like a beacon. His red irises focused on her and seemed to stare into her soul. Raven instinctively took a step back. This was apparently the kind of reaction Naruto had being looking for, because he grinned, showing his razor sharp canines.

"Never thought I would see a hanyou here. Tell me hanyou, who was your father? Was he powerful? Would he be a worthy opponent? Or did your human father just fuck a succubus?" The Titans were surprised with the vulgarity used by Naruto. What surprised them even more was Raven's reaction to it. Her eyes opened in shock and she took another step back, looking panicked. Streetlamps all around Titans Tower began to melt. Naruto grin grew even wider, looking like a shark's. "You'll never be able to control your powers fully without my help. You are rejecting the other side of you. Both sides must be one for harmony to be reached." This last sentence sounded so wise, but it was kind of ruined by Buu's toothy maw.

Then he had a brilliant idea. 'This'll be good; a simple prank.' Naruto tossed Raven his book. She instinctively caught it with her powers and looked at the cover.

"That book holds the secrets to power. Read it and you will understand."

The sun was almost fully set when Terra returned to Titans Tower, to see one of her oddest sights yet. Three of the Titans were surrounding Raven, reading over her shoulder. And they all had blushes. Well, except for Starfire. Her Temeranian powers allowed her to speak the language, not read it. And Robin was just studying Buu because let's face it, the boy was badly repressed.

Icha Icha had managed to corrupt its first victims in the new world. To this day Terra never knew how Naruto had acquired a copy. It seemed that Icha Icha had dimension traveling powers too. Poor innocent Raven, first the dildo and now porn disguised as the books she loved so much. It's a miracle that her powers hadn't turned them all into Swiss cheese.

In heaven just before…

Jiraiya was grinning with a nosebleed as he completed his first addition of Icha Icha: Angels. He had died fighting Nagato and had ended up here. IT WAS FRICKEN AWSOME! Winged half naked chicks were everywhere and they had a lot of 'water fights'. 'Hehehehe, this is going to be my greatest work ever!'

"Oh Jiraiya-kun. You wouldn't be writing those books would you." Suddenly there was a feeling of imminent death behind him. He turned around and saw Kami behind him with the aura of the Shinigami itself around her. 'Oh shit that is the Shinigami!' Jiraiya was so scared that he dropped his book, which fell through the clouds. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Present time…

Terra sighed as she relaxed in the bathroom of Titans Tower. She no idea how Naruto had gotten them rooms here. Well, her room was permanent. His was temporary. 'I guess he decided to teach that Raven chick after all. Her powers are very strange. And apparently she is a hanyou, whatever that means. Sigh… Naruto is so dreamy…'

"You mind if I join you, Terra?" Terra's eyes shot open as she looked to her right…

Lemon

To see a very naked, very erect Majin Naruto Buu. He stood there, completely bare with his erect nine inches pointing right at her. At this point she was surprised. Ok, she had no idea where this had come from.

But; that being said, she wasn't the kind of girl for dinner at fancy restaurants and romantic music. That would just make her claustrophobic. She had all her emotions and enjoyed heartfelt talks just like any other girl, but she never liked people. She was outgoing and adventurous… 'God why am I thinking this. A massive cock is pointing at me, belonging to my hot Master, who is completely ripped and is a stamina freak. What a way to lose my virginity.'

"By all means Master, come on in and join me. I hope this bath is big enough for the two of us." Terra, feeling bold, spread her legs even whilst she was underwater. Naruto grinned at her forwardness. 'To be fair, we really weren't that timid with each other. Terra was just a bit shy.'

"Ah, friend Terra. I require your assistance please!" Starfire was once again the most clueless girl in the Tower and walked in on…

Terra bathing by herself. "Ah-h, W-what do you want Starfire?" Terra almost began moaning before she bit her fist. Little did Starfire know that Naruto had sensed her, so just before she walked into the bathroom he had quickly flattened himself. He then flowed into then bath and sunk to the bottom. Naruto was still aroused so he had attached his face to Terra's pussy and was currently eating her out underwater. Naruto's mouth and face created a watertight seal around her pussy so she could feel everything.

It was the single most erotic thing that had ever happened to her and Starfire 'watching' her was making her even hotter.

"Well, I wish to be more than friends with friend Robin. But he is…difficult. What should I do?"

'Difficult, more like fucking repressed! …I really have to stop swearing, even if it is in my head.' (Btw, where did cussing take the place of swearing? Is it British slang that people are using from reading too many harry potter fanfics or what?)

"Well Starfire, I think… AH... that you can do this one of two ways. One – oh god yes – you can take it slow, try to E-ease him into a relationship. The other way is to – oh Naruto it's dirty – take off your clothes – HMM! – and hope that he will have the typical teenage boy reaction. T-try the first way until you get impatient, then go for option two." At this point Terra began biting her first so her moans and dirty talk wouldn't become too load.

"Thank you friend Terra, I will take your advice!" Starfire chirpily flew out of the room with new confidence. Whilst Terra's body was getting ready to explode, Naruto had heard everything underwater and was contemplating Terra's advice. 'Heh; let it never be said that option two doesn't work. I am a genius!'

"NARUTO!" Terra yelled out as she orgasmed into Naruto's mouth. Her shaved pussy, which was in an airtight seal, was soaking wet and none of it was from the water.

The next morning…

"God Terra you're so good! Suck it harder!" Naruto was currently lying on Terra's bed, watching the hot naked blonde swallow his dick in such an obscene manner. Her hair was down and covering her right eye whilst her left eye was staring up at him.

After Starfire had left Terra in the bathroom Naruto had reformed and carried a naked Terra to bed. He then fell asleep with her. Naruto had no idea his morning was going to start like this though.

Terra's tongue snaked its way just outside her lips to lick around the head of his dick. Then she broke eye contact and looked down at his penis before taking his dick all the way down her throat.

"That's it Terra! Such your Master's dick! I'm going to cum!" Naruto's right hand tangled itself in Terra's hair before he roared and exploded in her mouth.

End Lemon

Whilst they were both recovering from their exertions the alarm started going off. Naruto groaned, partially in satisfaction and in annoyance. "You better go help the Titans, Terra. Experience can teach you far more then I could at this stage. Well, the exception for that is martial arts but we'll get to that. Go."

Terra swallowed his cum and nodded. She quickly got up, got dressed and ran out of her room to join the Titans. Naruto grinned as he materialized his pants and boots before using instant transmition to teleport to the roof of the Tower to watch the sun rise. Whilst Terra and the Teen Titans went to deal with a robbery made by the trio from Hive Academy (the first of three for that week) Naruto would sit meditating, trying to figure out where to go from here.

'I could become a real villain and wipe out a few cities, maybe a continent or two. But that would turn Terra against me, and I really am enjoying these mating rituals. I wonder, how good is sex? Wait, I got distracted again. Hmm...

I KNOW! I'LL FIGHT SOMEONE! When has that ever failed me? But first…' Naruto watched Terra and the Titans leave the Tower. 'Hehehe, time to raid the fridge.'