Chapter 10
Gensokyo - The sky far above the Misty Lake
-= MC's Point of View =-
*Zap*
"Sigh, this is far enough..."
I said relieved as I flew high enough above the clouds.
I know that you all are thinking something like : 'What the fuck is wrong with him?'
Well, after I saw this, I can't really help it, you know?
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[Notification!]
[ Congratulation, you've helped the locals resolve the Scarlet Mist Incident. ]
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I knew, it's just a fucking Notification, but the problem is what I can see below those two lines.
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[Notification!]
[ Congratulation, you've been granted other functions of the system. ]
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[ First Function : Item Box. ]
[ The host can store unlimited quantity of any non-living objects no matter it's size. ]
[ You just have to think about what you want to store in a range of 100 metre and it will enter the Item Box automatically. ]
[ You also have to just think about what you want to withdraw and it will appear whenever the host wanted in a range of 10,000 Km. ]
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'This is handy, but it's not the reason for my flabbergasted state.'
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[ Second Function : System Shop. ]
[ The host can buy absolutely anything he wanted in exchange of a currency called : SP (System Points). ]
[ It can be an item, skill, trait, object, a living creature and anything the host can think off. ]
[ The price will be based on the stats, capabilities, functions, size and potential of the merchandise. ]
[ You can buy any existing thing the host can think of, even if it doesn't exist in this world, and it can also be a fictional item. ]
[ The host can also buy customised merchandise after you chose it's appearance, stats, capabilities, functions, size etc. ]
[ Current SP : 0 ]
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'This is definitely good shit, but it's not enough.'
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[Notification!]
[ The host has been granted 10,000 SP as a welcome gift to this world. ]
[ Current SP : 10,000 ]
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[Notification!]
[ The host has been granted 5000 SP as a gift for helping the locals solving the Scarlet Mist Incident. ]
[ Current SP : 15,000 ]
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'And not even this is enough, but rather the last one…'
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[ Third Function : World Achievements. ]
[ Any world has an achievements system integrated to its root, and new achievements will be generated as the world change with time. ]
[ The host can try to achieve those achievements to earn System Points. ]
[ The Achievements has a ranking system depending on its world's residents capabilities. ]
[ They can range from F- to SSSS+ ]
[ There are Special Achievements that grants the host a Title that give him various things from simply more SP to traits, skills and more. ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S ]
[ Condition : Damage a building a few moments after you reach the world. ]
[ Reward : 'Mad Dog' Title ]
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[ Title : Mad Dog ]
[ Grants : Trait ]
[ Description : Deal 20% more damage to structures. ]
[ Equipped by default. ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : C ]
[ Condition : Knock to the ground a female of the main cast of the story. ]
[ Reward : 2000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : B ]
[ Condition : Stay a night in the house of a female of the main cast of the story.. ]
[ Reward : 3000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : F ]
[ Condition : Confuse a more than 1000 years old person. ]
[ Reward : 100 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : C ]
[ Condition : Meet 'The Immortal Guide of the Bamboo Forest'. ]
[ Reward : 1500 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : F- ]
[ Condition : Damage a house in front of its owner. ]
[ Reward : 50 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : D ]
[ Condition : Get adequate information about the world. ]
[ Reward : 800 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : A ]
[ Condition : Impress 'The Immortal Guide of the Bamboo Forest'. ]
[ Reward : 5000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : A ]
[ Condition : Greatly damage the landscape. ]
[ Reward : 6000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S+ ]
[ Condition : Penetrate The Great Hakurei Barrier. ]
[ Reward : 50,000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S ]
[ Condition : Obliterate an absurd number of buildings at the same time. ]
[ Reward : 10,000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S ]
[ Condition : Wipe out a town. ]
[ Reward : 15,000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S ]
[ Condition : Destroy half a city. ]
[ Reward : 30,000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S+ ]
[ Condition : Massacre millions of innocent humans instantly. ]
[ Reward : 'Demon Lord' Title ]
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[ Title : Demon Lord ]
[ Grants : Trait ]
[ Description : Possess +999 charisma against the Demon race. ]
[ Can make any Demon submissive in your presence. ]
[ It almost doesn't have any effects against lesser species of Demons as : Devils, vampires, Oni etc... ]
[ Equipped by default(Permanent). ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : SS ]
[ Condition : Create a situation where you single handedly and truly almost destroyed the world. ]
[ Reward : 'Ultimate Calamity Monster' Title ]
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[ Title : Ultimate Calamity Monster ]
[ Grants : Trait ]
[ Description : The host will leak a terrifyingly sinister black aura, that will absolutely scare any living being in near proximity to the host. ]
[ Anyone exposed to the aura, no matter how powerful they are, will see the host as an absolute terror and will not be able to move their body, spirit etc. ]
[ If not careful, it can accidentally kill low spirited living beings. ]
[ Not equipped by default. ]
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Alright, there is more down below, but i'll stop here for now.
Now you understand why i'm panicking right?
"I-I've killed innocent people..."
I said dejected as I looked down.
I won't be an asshole and say some irresponsible things like : It wasn't intentional or they were in the way.
It was ME who killed them.
"Damn it..."
'What should i do?'
I'm now the monster that I just yesterday said I wouldn't become.
"..."
And while i was dispirited…
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S+ ]
[ Condition : Use an attack that breaks the speed of light. ]
[ Reward : 100.000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : SS+ ]
[ Condition : Destroy an entire planet. ]
[ Reward : 100,000,000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : SSS ]
[ Condition : Destroy an entire Solar system. ]
[ Reward : 100,000,000,000,000 SP ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : SSS+ ]
[ Condition : Destroy an entire Galaxy. ]
[ Reward : 'God of Destruction of The Universe' Title. ]
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[ Title : 'God of Destruction of The Universe' ]
[ Grants : Trait ]
[ Description : Can produce and use Hakai energy. ]
[ Hakai energy can destroy absolutely anything, whatever it's form, stat, and origin was : Living organisms, Objects, Ghosts, Souls, Ki energy, Magic and everything else in the Universe. ]
[ People destroyed by Hakai energy do not go to the Other World and simply cease to exist. ]
[ The host will also become almost completely immune to Hakai energy. ]
[ Equipped by default (Permanent). ]
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"...what?"
Some new Achievements suddenly popped up.
"What's the meaning of this?..."
While I was confused, I suddenly remembered.
"That's right! It's the ball of Ki that I shot yesterday!"
Are you saying it finally detonated now? But how did it collide so fast? considering how big the space is...
I then noticed the 'Use an attack that breaks the speed of light'.
'I see... so that's why… it must be because of gravity force or something...'
But that doesn't change the fact that I killed innocent peoples…
Again, while I was dejected, I remembered another thing.
'Wait… can i use the System Store?!'
"Status! Show me how much SP I have!"
[Affirmative!]
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[ Current SP : 100,000,100,279,450 ]
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"Hmm..."
Alright, I don't know if this is enough, but let's try it.
"You said i can buy any item right?"
[Affirmative!]
"Then how much Dragon Balls from the Dragon Ball series cost?"
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[ System Shop ]
[ Type : Item ]
[ Name : Dragon Balls ]
[ Description : Dragon Balls are the namesake artifact of the Dragon Ball series. They are large, crystalline spheres of varying sizes and colors that feature five-pointed stars ranging from one to seven, and also varying in sizes and colors, along with being either rigid or flat in appearance inside of themselves akin to glass art; individually, they have no powers, but united they have the ability to call forth their associated Eternal Dragon who can grant usually one wish. ]
[ Cost : 100,000,000,000 SP ]
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"Good! It seems I can buy them!"
And as soon as I was delighted and was about to buy them...
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[Notification!]
[ The Dragon Balls only work when their Creator is alive and in the same World as them. ]
[ So even if the host has the Dragon Balls. They will simply turn to stones the moments they appear in this world. ]
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"WHAT?! YOU'RE KIDDING!"
Isn't that basically a scam?! I almost got scammed, damn it!
"Phew, then how about Super Dragon Balls?"
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[Notification!]
[ The Super Dragon Balls fall in the same category as the other Dragon Balls. ]
[ They are a set of seven planet-sized Dragon Balls created by the Dragon God, Zalama, and the first known set of Dragon Balls to be created predating the creation of the Namekian Dragon Balls. ]
[ So even if the host has the Super Dragon Balls. They too will simply turn to stones the moments they appear in this world. ]
[ Moreover, as they have a 0.000000000000001% access to the 'Root of Existence' authority, the host simply can't afford their price. ]
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"Fucker..."
'Sigh, let's calm down a little, even If they worked, there is no telling if they will appear here or on another planet…'
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[Notification!]
[ Any item the host bought from the System Store will be automatically stored in the Item Box. ]
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'...or not.'
"Ahhhhhh, this is troublesome."
I said frustrated as I rummaged my hand through my hair.
"Fine! Then how about a damn Skill? Mass Revival or something?"
[ Affirmative! ]
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[ System Shop ]
[ Type : Skill ]
[ Name : Mass Revival ]
[ Description : The host can revive anything from anywhere in the Universe, and can revive unlimited number at the same time, no condition whatsoever. ]
[ Cost : 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SP ]
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"WHAT?! WHY IS IT SO DAMN EXPENSIVE?! ISN'T IT JUST A FUCKING REVIVAL SKILL?!"
*WHOOSH* *WHOOSH*
I shouted angrily as all the clouds in my surrounding parted away.
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[Notification!]
[ 'Mass Revival' can restore anything to a formal stat, and can restore unlimited things at the same time, for example a destroyed galaxy will be restored completely and so on. ]
[ And thus it has a reasonable price for its capabilities. ]
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"..."
'...it has a point, I never really thought about that, but why not just say Restoration instead of Revival?'
I thought as I calmed down my Ki.
'If I remember correctly, it said I can create a customized merchandise?'
"Then, I want to buy a customised Skill."
[ Affirmative! ]
[ Which skill would you like to customise? ]
"Mass Revival."
[ Affirmative! ]
[ Please give a name for the new Skill. ]
"Just go with 'Mass Restoration."
[ Affirmative! ]
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[ System Shop ]
[ Type : Skill ]
[ Name : Mass Restoration ]
[ Description : The host can revive anything from anywhere in the Universe, and can revive unlimited number at the same time, no condition whatsoever. ]
[ What would you like to change? ]
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"Hmm…"
I hummed as I thought deeply for everything about the new skill.
"Change the Description to : 'The host can revive anything from anywhere in the same galaxy as him, and can revive unlimited number at the same time, the condition will be : anything that was changed, destroyed, obliterated or died in a timespan of two days.'"
[ Affirmative! ]
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[ System Shop ]
[ Type : Skill ]
[ Name : Mass Restoration ]
[ Description : The host can revive anything from anywhere in the same galaxy as him, and can revive unlimited number at the same time, the condition will be : anything that was changed, destroyed, obliterated or died in a timespan of two days. ]
[ Cost : 100,000,000,000,000 SP ]
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"The price certainly dropped… but why does it cost more than the freakish Dragon Balls?"
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[ Notification! ]
[ 'Mass Restoration' can be casted unlimited amounts of times with no cost from the host and no countdown whatsoever. ]
[ In the other hand, the Dragon Balls grants only one to three wishes, have a specific countdown according to the type, and their Creators must also be alive, otherwise the Dragon Balls have no value. ]
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"...damn it, it knows how to shut me up."
'Sigh, I don't have much of a choice here, so let's just buy it and be done with this.'
"Fine! I'll buy it."
[ Affirmative! ]
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[ Current SP : 100,000,100,279,450 ]
[ Withdraw SP from the host... ]
[ Successfully withdrawn the SP. ]
[ Current SP : 100,279,450 ]
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"There goes my SP..."
'Well, it's probably worth it…'
IT BETTER BE WORTH IT YOU MOTHERFU$&***!!!
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[ Creating the custom Skill... ]
[ Successfully created 'Mass Restoration'. ]
[ Granting 'Mass Restoration' to the host… ]
[ Successfully granted 'Mass Restoration'. ]
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"I have it now? But how do I use it?"
I am confused as I can't feel any difference from before.
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[ Notification! ]
[ 'Mass Restoration' can be casted in two ways. ]
[ The host can simply tell the system what he wants to restore and it will handle all the calculation necessary for it. ]
[ Or he can do it himself by imagining exactly what he wants to restore in his mind and chant the word 'RISE'. ]
[ For heavy restoration, it is advisable to let the system do it. ]
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"Is that so? then it better work..."
I said a little relieved as I began to think about what to do.
"First, restore all the damage I caused to this planet's landscape yesterday."
[ Affirmative! ]
[ Began 'Mass Restoration'... ]
[ Successfully restored this planet's landscape. ]
"What? That's it?"
[ Affirmative! ]
"..."
'Is he for real?...'
Well, it's a damn status, so i don't think it will lie to me or anything.
"S-Second, restore all the buildings, structures and any human-made objects I damaged or destroyed yesterday."
[ Affirmative! ]
[ Began 'Mass Restoration'... ]
[ Successfully restored any damaged or destroyed human-made objects and structures. ]
"..."
'If what Mokou said about the Outside World is true, then they must have the internet too...'
I thought that as I waited seriously for a few minutes.
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S+ ]
[ Condition : Single handedly and greatly impress billions of humans around the world at the same time. ]
[ Reward : 'God' Title ]
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[ Title : 'God' ]
[ Grants : Trait ]
[ Description : Can generate, control and use God Ki. ]
[ God Ki is an exceptionally pure quality of Ki used only by divine beings. Because of this, it is impossible to sense by beings in possession of ordinary Ki. ]
[ God Ki is noted to come with tremendous pressure, which can be sensed even by those unable to sense the Ki itself. ]
[ The power boost granted by merely obtaining God Ki is also extraordinary, and depending in the quantity, it can even withstand Hakai energy. ]
[ God Ki will accumulate in the host's body the more believers he have in the world. ]
[ Charisma against Godly beings increases according to the quantity of the host's God Ki. ]
[ Equipped by default(Permanent). ]
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"So they have the internet after all? and from this, I think it's working...but God Ki?"
I don't really need it since I have Frieza's powers, but I'll take the Charisma stat.
'Is there any goddesses nearby?' *Smirk*
"Let's be serious now, I can flirt with goddesses however I want later."
I then thought quickly for the next step, before I opened my mouth.
"Ahem, status, restores the bodies of all living beings that I injured or killed yesterday, and if their body was completely obliterated, then restore them to the same place they died in, and if that place is preoccupied, then restore their body to another safe place near it, make sure you don't restore them in the sky, underground, underwater, closed spaces…etc, and just make it so they won't die a few minutes after, if they were revived."
[ Affirmative! ]
[ Began 'Mass Restoration'... ]
[ Successfully restored the bodies of all living organisms. ]
"N-Now restore all of their souls to their body."
[ Affirmative! ]
[ Began 'Mass Restoration'... ]
[ Successfully restored the souls to their respective bodies. ]
"...so...t-that's it? They really come back to life? A-All of them?"
[ Affirmative! ]
"...You sure about it?"
[ Affirmative! ]
"...Really really?"
[ Affirmative! ]
'I still can't believe it though…'
I thought troubled by my stupid cautiousness, it just doesn't feel real...
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S+ ]
[ Condition : Revive millions of innocent humans instantly. ]
[ Reward : 'True God' Title ]
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[ Title : True God ]
[ Grants : Trait ]
[ Description : Possess +999 charisma against the Angel race. ]
[ Can make any Angel submissive in your presence. ]
[ It also has a small effect against pure souls and innocent living beings. ]
[ Equipped by default(Permanent). ]
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[ Achievement! ]
[ Rank : S ]
[ Condition : Confuse a number of Yama around the world. ]
[ Reward : 20,000 SP ]
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"Well… It worked?"
SIGH, I can finally relax in peace now.
"I guess I can trust Status-chan from now on."
I said with a small smile, relieved that I've atoned for my sins for now… I hope so.
"But man, this Skill is on an entirely different level from the other MCs shitty Skills."
I then folded my arms with a satisfied smile while hovering above the clouds.
"Doesn't this mean that I can go full power however I want? Like… even if I destroyed the planet, I can just restore it back, you know?"
But it wouldn't be fun if everyone began worshiping me, so I must avoid using this Skill If possible… for now at least, since it's not so bad to have cute nuns for my cult. *Smirk*
"Yes, It's definitely worth its ridiculous price."
'Now that I've taken care of that… what should I do?'
Should I just go back to Mokou's house? But ho-
"Right! Let's buy that one too!"
*Ahem*
"Status-chan, can I buy the 'Instant Transmission' used by Goku in the Dragon Ball series?"
[ Affirmative! ]
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[ System Shop ]
[ Type : Technique ]
[ Name : Instant Transmission ]
[ Description : 'Instant Transmission' allows Goku and anyone that is in physical contact with him to instantly travel great distances from meters to light-years, between the living world and Other World, or even travel outside time itself, just by concentrating on a particular individual's Ki signature, and transmitting or feeling that being's location. Goku can take passengers along with him as long as they are touching him. In Dragon Ball GT, it is revealed that this ability has limits, as Goku said he could not move the entire planet's population in one trip, but other than this, the technique pretty much have no other limitations. ]
[ In short, using this technique, any and all barriers, seals, distance etc are meaningless, and the host can absolutely bypass anything, even time itself and instantly travel anywhere in the universe no matter where it is and can even bring other beings, objects and any type of energy with him, so long as he can sense the targeted person's Ki in that location. ]
[ This is an exceedingly rare, and without talent it's an extremely hard technique to Master. ]
[ There is no other way to get it other than to travel to Planet Yardrat and learn it directly from a proficient Yardrat there. ]
[ Under normal circumstances, Yardrat are prohibited from using Instant Transmission to travel off world. ]
[ However, the host will automatically Master the technique and immediately be able to perfectly execute it after buying it from the System Shop . ]
[ Cost : 100,000,000 SP ]
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"It's kinda expensive though..."
'But it's also the best teleportation method i'll ever get, so…'
"Sigh, I'll buy it."
[ Affirmative! ]
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[ Current SP : 100,299,450 ]
[ Withdraw SP from the host... ]
[ Successfully withdrawn the SP. ]
[ Current SP : 299,450 ]
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[ Integrating 'Instant Transmission' with the host… ]
"Ugh!"
'Damn, my head hurts as fuck!'
I thought as I clutched my head with one hand.
But I can feel new teachings entering my brain, like a detailed tutorial and some testing memories about the technique.
This is absurd, how did Goku learn it in one year? That guy is a monster, no wonder he troubled Frieza so much.
[ Successfully Integrated 'Instant Transmission'. ]
"Fucker..."
I complied as I retracted my hand.
Why does it have to hurt like this?
Use a damn anesthetic function or something!
"...Nevermind, Let's try it!"
I said excited as I placed my index and middle fingers on my forehead.
I don't really have to do this, but if it's an 'Instant Transmission', then let's use it with it's damn signature.
You weebs understand it, right? *Smirk*
"Mokou… Mokou… Ah! There you are!"
*Bamf*
As soon as I said that, I instantly disappeared from sight.
This time however, not just from pure speed, but really and literally disappeared from my place.
But why do I feel like I forgot something?...
Nah, it's probably just my imagination.
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-= THERE IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW =-
--------- READ EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU PROCEED TO THE NEXT CHAPTER
Finally, this chapter concludes the foundation of the story.
Basically everything you've read until now, was an introduction of sorts.
Surprised? Well, sure you would be, I've made these chapters constructed so that from your point of view you've seen the MC starts from being Dump and OP to Smart and disgustingly OP, everything was to get to this chapter you've read now.
But, you need at least that much to make a harem of these thousands or millions of years old cute(Strong) females.
So let me make some points clear :
- If you didn't notice, the MC now has a twisted personality, it's a side effect of Frieza's 70 years old memories, but they haven't affected him too much.
- The MC have been seeing disgusting aliens for 70 years long, so it's normal for him to act dumb after seeing cute girls like Mokou after so long of that vision torture.
- The MC have been smart before getting isekai-ed, but that is considered cute to his current brain that holds 70 years old worth of memories of a galactic emperor tyrannic with an army that possess terrific technology capable of conquering galaxies and trading planets as goods for resources throughout the universe, so you can imagine what kind of absurd science and knowledge the MC currently possess in his brain, even if it isn't complete since he was a leader, but it's still enough to trample any technology from modern era.
- The MC even though he currently possesses the most terrific brain and incredible knowledge in the world, he prefers to chase Touhou females and continue being a playboy to conquer them, but when things reach a certain level, he will immediately switch to his serious mode(true self) and show them their place, plus hand some of them their asses if he feels to do so.
- Even though he's a playboy, he's also a weeb, so he will obviously NOT be a 'Slow life in another world trash MC', and will instead do interesting and big things.
- Also, the MC doesn't give a shit about telling others his origins, he won't be a coward and an average MC, hiding like a little girl from being discovered, he can always kill everyone and reset with 'Mass Restoration' after all, so if you want an average MC hiding like a P*** in another world, this is not your place, but he will at least not tell them until they ask about it, and he most likely won't tell anyone about the system.
MC current MAIN goals :
-+> Meet a cute female.
-+> Conquer her if she's legal.
-+> Take responsibility.
-+> Meet another chick and repeat.
MC current MINOR / FUTURE goals :
-+> Make a huge family.
-+> Make use of Frieza army technology to craft interesting stuff.
-+> Build an army.
-+> Build an empire.
-+> Explore the world.
-+> Rule the world.
-+> Explore the universe.
-+> Rule the universe.
Alright, now that I'm done with that, it's time for the interesting stuff, some of you might have noticed but that second fonction of the system is really really a big deal.
For the MC and even more so for you guys:
[ Second Function : System Shop. ]
[ The host can buy absolutely anything he wanted in exchange of a currency called : SP (System Points). ]
[ It can be an item, skill, trait, object, a living creature and anything the host can think off. ]
With this he can buy anything he wants, but that also means anything I write and thus anything YOU GUYS want him to buy.
You got it now? So write in the comments what you want him to get, it's meaningless if it's for power since he's pretty OP already, so give him interesting, strange and troll items from any anime/manga/novel you want, it can also be a creature, pet, skill etc…
I already have plans for the next chapters, but I'll include those items you want after those chapters in the near future.
Now then, my dear readers, for another important subject : WHICH GIRL DO YOU WANT?
If some of you didn't know, well, Touhou Project has a whopping over 180 characters, and ALL of them are cuties of every freakish type, every one of them are unique in their own way.
So after you search and select which Waifu you want, write her name in the comments below, I'll take the ones that get the most demand and will dispatch the MC after them in future chapters first.
How about Mokou? Sorry guys, she's mine, so she'll take the alpha position =]
What are you waiting for? Go write any freakish thing for the MC to buy and write your Waifu in the comments!
(Reminder : I read every damn comment, so just write something bruh, even a '.' will do it if you're a shy creature.)