WAIT, DON'T PUT ME THERE!

On a breathtaking green plain, where an old village was settled, a manor stood proudly, as if it was displaying it prestige

"qweak"

However, in reality the manor was so poor, that the only valuable thing that wasn't sold yet was the outer layers of the walls and roofs

"qweak" "qwwwweakkk"

And yes… Only the outer layer, why, well because, the lord of the manor already sold the inside layer of the manor's walls and roofs

Due to the thin walls, roofs and ceilings, the manor was "qweaking" all the time, making the villagers misunderstand, that the lord was a follower of the devil… Twice

"AHHH, the Lord is a believer of the devil, burn his manor down"

"YES, BURN IT DOWN"

"LETS GOOO, I NEVER LIKED HIM EITHER WAY"

"ME TOO"

Thankfully before the lord of the manor lost all his hair, the church intervened and… gave them more torches?... WAIT, WHAT

But before the manor burned down the guards and servants, managed to convince the church and the villagers that they weren't followers of the devil

. . .

But peace did not last long,before the villagers tried to burn the manor again

"THIS TIME HE DEFINITELY BELIEVES IN THE DEVIL, I FEEL IT"

"YES, LETS GOOO, I NEVER LIKED HIM EITHER WAY"

"ME TOO"

"HOW COME I FEEL A DEJAVUU!"

So the villagers, with fire tendencies similar to a certain nation, almost burned the whole manor down… again

But this time the church stopped them before they got close to the manor

Well the point is, the lord of the manor is poor, very, very poor, why?

Because recently the merchants have been attacked by a monsters, making them stop coming, so he hasn't been able to gain enough coins to pay his monthly tax to the kingdom of Stars and the Church

In the qweaking manor a young man with receding hairline, was pulling the few hairs left in his head in desperation

"Oh no, oh no, what do I do?"

When he suddenly slammed his hands, full of loose hair, to his desk in realization

"... HAHAH, IM A GENIUS, I WILL POST A HUNTING MISSION ON THE ADVENTURERS GUILD HAHAHA..."

… So he did, while watching in satisfaction at the window, where he could see a hoard of people coming with flaming torches…

"Torches?...WAIT, NOT AGAIN"

. . .

Inside a shop filled with leather armor and sturdy clothes, a young man, wearing a black leather coat, sat in a burly black wooden chair with a steaming hot ceramic cup filled with green tea and in front of him, lay a pair of strangely charming white underwear with also a cup of tea

Arthur drank in silence his green tea, when he suddenly introduced himself

"Im Arthur, you are?"

"Marcus"

"Well Underwear monster Maracas, Can you explain what you said earlier"

"Marcus"

"What"

"My name is Marcus"

"Maracas?"

"Marcus"

"Maracas"

"Ugh, whatever"

"As I said before, if you become my I owner, you will be a little stronger I think… I mean, YOU WILL BECAME INVINCIBLE, CAPABLE OF DESTROYING ENTIRE MOUNTAINS, WITH JUST A UNDERPUNCH BY YOURS TRULY"

After Marcus said each word, he got more and more exited

Hearing this Arthur's heart had already decided, but he still said in a obviously faked deep voice

. . .

"How can I belive you?"

Marcus was startled for a while by Arthur's serious voice, before he said

"Tell me a ability you want, I can give it to you, when you became my owner… Chose wisely"

(HAHA, I'm a master at boasting, It's impossible for him not to fall to my masterfull ploy, HAHA)

(HUGH...Any skill I want… If I had that skill she used...)

"I agree, what do I have to do to become your owner?"

(OF COURSE HE AGREED, I'M INDEED... ME. HAHAH)

"Mmm, let me see"

Marcus focused his mind and then his status screen appeared

'[ Name: Marcus ]'

'[ Species: lefka esóroucha / White underwear ]'

'[ Attributes: 0,5 strength 0,5 agility 20 intelligence 7 physique 20 senses ]'

'[ Skills: Ownership: can select a human as its owner, Shop: can buy different skills, Legacy: can pass its skills to its owner, Staying still: can stay calm in most situations]'

'[ Description: a miracle only made possible by a great artesian and a god of reincarnation, if "lefka esóroucha" doesn't select an owner and isn't worn it will slowly lose its wisdom ]'

He then focused as hard as possible in the skill '[ Ownership ]' and its details appeared

'[ Ownership: can select a human as its owner, The ritual of ownership can be completed by the selected master wearing "lefka esóroucha", if the master does not wears "lefka esóroucha" in one hour after taking ownership, "lefka esóroucha" will explode...yes explode, so good luck]'

Seeing the "can be completed by the master wearing"lefka esóroucha" " Marcus non-existing heart skipped a beat. But he said instinctively, without really thinking

"you've to wear me"

"Okay"

Arthur rapidly got his pants off and then his underwear, then he reached to grab Marcus, all in less of three seconds

But before Marcus gained a new trauma, Marcus noticed his mistake and shouted at speeds that made Usain Bolt ashamed.

"WAIT, DON'T PUT ME THERE, THERE'S ANOTHER WAY!"