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My name is Allen Walker. I lived a quiet and uneventful life until I got into trouble with the school's ultimate bully, Flash Thomson. It was worth it because I was able to protect my friend Gwen and help out a poor guy named Peter Parker. That's right... my life was turned upside down with my school problems. I somehow ended up tangled with bullies like Flash and his rich friend Harry Osborn, and the three beauties of the school, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, and Mary Jane. I understood why Gwen was there, as she's my friend, but I couldn't understand why the other two girls were interested in me. My destiny should have been getting beaten up by the school bullies, but luckily, I received unexpected help from a miraculous entity called the "The Absolute Content Creator System". This system mainly operates based on viewers and the popularity I gain by providing great content in my world. But somehow, I'm now live-streaming in the middle of the Superman vs. Doomsday fight... yes, it sounds very dangerous and stupid. No one told me I'd be going to the DC world to livestream?! Darkseid is going to kill me!! My aunt Natasha would scream at me for the stupidity I was committing, and she would be right, I mean, I'm streaming it to my world! But I have to be here, even if it's stupid and dangerous. The reason? I have a huge debt of one million dollars because I accidentally ordered a hundred fantasy waifu sex dolls... which have come to life for some reason. Yeah, things are getting complicated!! It sounds insane, but it's real. The first doll was Wednesday Addams, who tried to stab me, and the second was 2B from Nier: Automata, who treated me like her master... I won't complain about that. A bit confusing? Let's recap: - I live in a world that the system calls Marvel... I'm not sure if I should be worried. - I was a normal teenager making YouTube videos and streams, not very popular... – I got involved with the school beauties and that earned me the hatred of the bullies... ¿why? - I was chosen by a system related to content creation. - During a stream, my chat played a prank on me, and I ended up accidentally ordering a hundred very expensive sex dolls that left me in a one-million-dollar debt. - These dolls are coming to life for some reason. - To pay off that debt, I have to use the system that sends me to DC and broadcast craziness like Batman being captured by the Joker or some villain fighting the Justice League. It's not all bad. With a system like in the manga, I become stronger the more popular I get. I gain powers that only appear in comics and anime, and many other things. But, as I said, my world is not normal, and I'll end up getting involved in dangerous things. I knew that when a one-eyed man appeared at my door and said, "Do you know about the Avengers Initiative?"... I think I should definitely be worried about that. While things are bad with all that, my chat is full of trolls and assholes. To make matters worse, my congenital bad luck leads me into stupid and dangerous situations all the time. For example: entering Harley Quinn's room and having relations with her while the Joker is nearby or kicking Darkseid in the balls... Maybe I'll get killed soon, but if not, I'll continue live-streaming the best content on social media... I just hope the system doesn't stream to strange places. If you want to read chapters in advance, be able to see the images that webnovel does not want and support me here I leave you my patreon. Patreon.com/_Aizen A/N: Hello, I hope you like this story and support it. English is not my native language, so I hope you don't mind the grammatical errors.

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229 Harry Potter: The Unicorn Killer in the Forbidden Forest

Allen looked at the girl inside the box, sleeping peacefully. The color drained from his face. He had just received a problematic doll, more so than Esdeath and Makima combined.

A drop of sweat even formed on Allen's cheek. Without saying a word, he closed the box and stored it in his inventory.

"It's better not to wake her..."

That was the only solution Allen could think of.

Gwen – Allen?

Felicia – What's wrong?

Raven – Are these bad news?

Allen shook his head and refused to answer, but when something made Allen Walker pale, it wasn't good news.

Allen made his best effort to return to his usual self. Many simply forgot about the incident, but others didn't let it go. However, they couldn't force Allen to speak if he didn't want to.

...

Allen walked covered in clothes and accessories to the second floor. Along the way, Ron emerged from under the table, amazed at the number of gifts he had received.

"You have a big family..."

"Yeah... I would say that my father is popular *cough*..." Allen said helplessly and went upstairs. Harry looked at him strangely.

Allen understood what Harry was thinking. 'Maybe someone in his family wasn't nice to him, or because they would send him bees as Christmas presents?'

Allen smiled ironically. Harry had escaped the bullying of the Dursleys, and now he thought Allen suffered from it, or at least had a couple of relatives who didn't treat him well.

Allen reached the room he shared with Harry and Ron, laid down on the bed, talked for a while with everyone, thanked them, and complained about some problematic gifts. Then he ended the stream.

There were some gifts that Allen didn't open during the stream and others he decided to postpone, including gifts from Urahara, Aizen, the Emperor of Mankind, and a mysterious gift that he placed on the table next to his bed.

Allen looked out the window as the snow fell. Shortly after, Rebecca appeared on his body in her doll form, and 2B and Artoria appeared floating in their chibi versions. They seemed curious about their new "little sister."

Allen shook his head, not wanting to talk about it, and they understood.

...

The holidays ended, with the most remarkable thing being that Allen, in his role as a teacher, had some intimate moments with Minerva, such as a New Year's Eve dinner and what could be considered a date.

On the other hand, Harry somehow ended up finding the Mirror of Erised. This mirror showed him his parents, and he believed they were there.

Harry showed it to Allen and Ron.

Ron saw a dreamlike future where he was popular and the captain of the Quidditch team.

Allen, on the other hand, didn't see anything. This had happened at Zatana's mansion with the mirror she had. He couldn't understand the reason for this, but he didn't give it much importance. The mirror doesn't show the future as many believe, but rather the deepest desires of the viewer.

Allen saw Harry's expression and knew it was Dumbledore who had lured Harry into this situation. It was a test to see what Harry saw.

Dumbledore really doesn't make it easy for Allen not to distrust him. He's too intriguing and cunning.

Harry kept returning to the mirror, and Allen watched him in case there was any change, but there wasn't. It continued as in canon until Dumbledore warned him that many had been lost in the illusion of the mirror.

In the end, the mirror was moved elsewhere, and Allen knew Dumbledore did this to protect the Philosopher's Stone.

The students returned to Hogwarts, and life went on while the snow melted slowly. Hogwarts came back to life.

...

One day, Harry's suspicions reached their limit. He firmly believed that Snape was the culprit and wanted the Philosopher's Stone. Hermione and Ron didn't help by increasing their suspicions.

Somehow, Allen ended up getting dragged into all of this and went with the three of them to Hagrid's house...again.

"Listen, it's impossible, he does not need to steal it, Snape is one of those who protect the stone... I shouldn't have said that."

Allen slapped his forehead upon hearing Hagrid's confession.

Tony – That... does not surprise me

Harley – He's as foolish as he is bearded, hahaha!

Emma W – This seems like a shameless way to get some kids to find out a bunch of information that professors shouldn't know.

Todos regresaron a petición de Allen. Ya no soportaba el nivel de descaro de Dumbledore. Era mejor que Dumbledore apareciera él mismo para leer la mente de Harry o algo así.

The three separated, and Allen went to eat something. In the Great Hall, he met Susan, who was writing a letter to her aunt, Amelia Bones.

Allen put his hands on his nape while remembering the woman who used to cover for him at the Ministry of Magic, of course, before he had a free pass after the trial incident.

Ivy: I strongly recommend that you stop seducing women wherever you go, or you'll end up with enough children to start a football team.

Allen forced a smile after Pamela's comment. As expected of Poison Ivy, her comments were also poisonous.

People tend to think that Allen hates children, but it's not true. His current relationships prove it, but he's young, not even twenty years old; he can't imagine being a father yet. He doesn't think he could be a good father. He's still in his stage of constant adventure, starting with his multiversal travels.

Plus, let's not forget that Allen can be very immature and stupid when he wants to be. Although his current job as a professor at Hogwarts has made him more mature.

*Fart sound*

In the Great Hall, Draco sat to create an unpleasant gas sound, making everyone laugh. Professor Flitwick looked sternly at the Weasley twins. They raised their hands and declared their innocence.

They usually lie, but Professor Flitwick noticed that the brothers had innocent looks. They hadn't done it.

Allen smiled maliciously as he looked at the embarrassed Draco. "Tell me again that I'm scrawny, Malfoy, and I'll hang you naked from the Whomping Willow."

Allen's murmurs were heard by Susan beside him, and she chuckled discreetly.

Rick – That was childish... but satisfying.

Hestia – That arrogant brat deserves it!

Tearju – As a teacher, I don't approve, but I admit there are some students so troublesome that I wouldn't mind if something similar happened to them, haha.

...

Allen had no intentions of replacing Harry as Draco's target of hate, but the blond kept trying to humiliate Allen.

Draco spread rumors that Allen had stolen materials from Snape, but it was Draco's lackeys who placed the materials on Allen's workstation.

Allen wasn't stupid, so taking advantage of 2B and Rebecca's invisibility all the stolen materials ended up on Draco's table.

"I deduct ten points from Slytherin..."

"Professor, I didn't do anything!"

"Mr. Malfoy, I'm not stupid. It's obvious that you planned to incriminate Allen, and the trick turned against you," Snape looked severely at Allen, then at Draco, "The points I deducted are not for the actions per se but for being so incompetent that your trick was used against you."

Draco was seething with fury, but Snape wasn't done.

"Minus thirty points for Slytherin, for the theft of materials..."

"But..." Draco tried to argue and say that his mother would hear about this, but he fell silent upon seeing Snape's gaze. A threat like that would only earn Snape's displeasure.

"I am very disappointed in you, Mr. Malfoy."

...

During a flying lesson, Draco came to knock Allen off his broom because of the incident with the herbs during the potions class.

Allen laughed because Draco wasn't very good on a broom.

"If you want to knock me off, you'll have to try harder," Allen mocked while standing on his broom, just to spite Draco.

Draco tried to knock Allen off, but he used magic to make Draco's broom slippery. This caused the arrogant boy to crash down.

Of course, Allen wasn't going to let him die, so he caught him before he hit the ground, and then he tossed him in front of the other students.

"You don't have to thank me; helping the weak is my job," Allen said before smiling and bidding farewell to everyone.

Draco snapped out of it only to be met with pitying looks from Slytherin and mocking looks from the other houses.

...

The following day Allen was warned by his Chat and decided to visit the Forbidden Forest. Voldemort was in his sorry state and committed an act so despicable that it should not be allowed.

During the events of the Philosopher's Stone, Voldemort kills and drinks the blood of two unicorns.

The first one does not die on screen but Hagrid mentioned before going to the Forbidden Forest that he had found a dead unicorn a few weeks ago

Gwen – If that bastard kills a unicorn, you should tear him apart, I don't care if it ruins the canon. *she's serious*

Since Gwen met unicorns at Zatana's house, she considers them her favorite animal. Allen, of course, will do it; he wasn't going to let Voldemort kill unicorns.

Allen had been roaming the forest for a week, but there was no sign of Voldemort. It was almost time for Hagrid's dragon to hatch, so the forest event was approaching. Allen didn't understand what was happening.

Why wasn't Voldemort coming? He needed unicorn blood.

J.K. Rowling – I know everyone thinks Voldemort is cowardly, and he is, but he's also incredibly intelligent; that's why he became the Dark Lord. Don't underestimate him.

With that warning, Allen began to think that Voldemort wouldn't come.

At that moment, he heard the neighing of a unicorn. Allen ran as fast as he could and saw a wounded unicorn.

Allen pursued Voldemort, but in a cowardly act, he used Avada Kedavra against the unicorn and forced Allen to defend the unicorn by blocking the killing curse.

"That bastard should have been an escapist, not a wizard."

The unicorn was fine after Allen healed it and thanked him before leaving. Allen was surrounded by centaurs, but none attacked.

One of them stepped forward. "Wizard, we have no intention of attacking you; on the contrary, we are aware that you have been protecting the forest from that monster."

Allen nodded, and they all relaxed. After that, Allen was invited to a centaur settlement; they reminded him of a human tribe.

In the end, they weren't so different from humans; of course, they had their dislike of outsiders and precautions, not to mention that some of their laws were harsh, but overall, they didn't give an uncomfortable feeling.

Allen quickly became good friends with the centaurs. They could easily discern someone's intentions and were pleased with Allen. They even offered their help with Voldemort. Allen thanked them and left.

...

The promised day arrived, and Allen was led by Hermione and Harry to Hagrid's. This time, Hagrid let slip that only he and Dumbledore knew how to calm Fluffy the Cerberus, and it was with music.

MJ – Once again, he said something important as if it were nothing. *crosses her arms*

Kara – Thanks to Hagrid, I learned that excessive honesty is not a good quality.

"I shouldn't have said that..." said Hagrid, earning a sidelong glance from Allen. The other three looked at each other in surprise at the revelation.

Hagrid's cauldron began to rattle, alerting everyone except Allen, as he already knew what it was. Hagrid brought the egg to the table, and everyone saw it.

"What is this thing?" Harry asked.

"It's good... it's" Hagrid couldn't answer.

"I know what it is," Ron intervened, then looked at Hagrid, knowing he shouldn't have it, "But how?"

"I won it in a pub; it was a gift."

'He's so bad at lying it's almost pitiful,' thought Allen as he shook his head and watched the egg hatch.

"Is it a dragon?" Hermione asked, seeing the little creature with wings on the table.

"Not just any dragon; it's a Norwegian Ridgeback. My brother Charlie works with them!" Ron added enthusiastically.

"Isn't it beautiful?" Hagrid looked excited; this egg was from a dragon. "Look, it's recognizing its mother."

"Hagrid, you could get in trouble if it's found out," Allen said, intervening.

Hagrid remembered it was true and began to make excuses. Of course, none of the four would rat him out, but Draco was willing to do anything at the window.

Could Allen stop this? Yes, but if he did, they would never enter the Forbidden Forest as students again...

'Does anyone really think it makes sense that the punishment for being out after curfew is going out into the Forbidden Forest?'

Allen had a vein on his forehead as he thought that Dumbledore believed that because they were kids, they were stupid and could be deceived with so many obvious tricks.

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