A Royal Slap!

"Would you like to get that? Or should I?" Leo sounded disturbingly excited.

Cynthia took him by surprise when she closed the distance between them and reached out for the phone. He extended it to her then snatched it away holding it up at the very last second.

"What are you, ten?!" Cynthia couldn't believe the silly behavior the man was demonstrating.

"No jumping to grab it from my hand?" Leo laughed as he brought the phone close to his ear, his thumb brushing over the screen.

"George Robinson," he said in a singsong way of speaking. Then he dramatically closed an eye, and Cynthia was able to hear the stream of profanities that was coming from the other side. He looked down at Cynthia, "You seem to have problems with my manners, but your contract husband doesn't have better ones,"