We pan out to a shot of the ocean. It is glimmering in the sun and looks majestic. The shot then moves to a small village where we see a group of teenagers with one standing out in particular. He has Long black hair, skin like a jade, red eyes that draw you in like an abyss, and the most perfect muscular body that looks carved out of a Greek statue. This boy slowly wakes up then starts laughing. "Jiahaha, All the suffering I have went through has been worth it. Being a fat weeb I have had no friends but that all changed when I got hit by a truck. God met me and said I will be reincarnated into a world that can go into Onepiece. All the natives will bow down to me. I cannot wait to make my harem. Yesss!", these delusional ravings are met with dirty looks from the other teens around him."Hey what is the sound?", a person in the crowd asks. Everyone else starts to notice the sound too. As the sound of a hammer pounding nails start to get louder people begin to faint.
*BOOM*
With one final hammer everyone falls unconscious leaving a small young child in the center of this crowd. This is John Henry the mighty man. He came into this world with a hammer in his hand. And thus is the beginning of the Conquest of Onepiece.
But the future Emperor is retarded. "Huh, why is everyone sleeping?", He asks in a dumb voice. But he does not care because he is stupid. He ends up wandering around this village but it seems that all the villagers are cowering in their houses. As he walks by one of the houses a man grabs and pulls him inside one of the houses. "Hey boy what are you doing walking around at this time!", he yells, in a hushed, panicked voice. "Don't you know that those alien monsters appear everyday at 12pm? The marines have made it law for all civilians to stay inside during this time to protect us from these psychopaths. They ravage and destroy everything in their path.", he explains. "Well sir my name in John Henry and I just woke up here.", John Henry says. "I would be suspicious of you being one of those dirty no good alien dents but you look young and all of those dents are 18 years old." The man then conventionally explains how the marines will be here shortly to deliver those dents to the Earth Association which is one of the four powers of the world. But John Henry is a dumb ass so he forgets and leaves to a deserted place to check out his panel.
"Open sesame", he yells to himself on a rock above the shoreline. Opening character panel:
Name: John Henry
Title: The Mighty Man
Weapon: A hammer that is in his hand (1st tier); Potential to be mjlonir (tier 9)
Stats: Strength 0, Stamina 0, Defence 0, Fruit 0, Sword 0, Hammer Style 0, Observation Haki 0, Armament Haki 0, Conquerors Haki 1000, Intelligence 0.
Abiltys: Conquerors Haki (Tier 1), Game Immortality (Tier 10), Observe (Other worlder perk) (Tier 1)
John Henry is satisfied with his shitty panel with no balance but then realizes he has no way to get up. So you see he jumped down a steep cliff to land on this small piece rock. He looks around and finds a conveniently placed strange fruit. "I wonder what this is?", He questions, as his Observe skill gets activated.
God God no mi: A devil fruit which is a fruit that Lets you reality bend but taste bad.
"Eww gross who would eat a strange fruit that they found in the middle of no where and tastes bad. What is reality bending I can break stuff not just bend it." this idiot says, throwing the fruit into the sea. John Henry was satisfied he saved someone else from a bad tasting thing. But he still did not no how to leave the rock. "Guess I'll jump." he says, as he begins free falling down a huge cliff into the sea. He did not see a ship close by observing him falling. A marine chore boy on the ship saw him a young kid falling and it made him angry. "How could those dirty dents cause this poor young boy to kill him self." He angrily says, jumping to conclusions. This one action of John Henry had just created the Predator a deadly Hunter who hunts people in the Earth Alliance and vows to get rid of all of them.
I have graced you with a beautiful piece of literature that will cleanse you of bordem. Your welcome