Koyomi's New Immortal Army

"Damn, this is rather infuriating, to say the least. I can't believe it took me three hours to heal all my wounds. Even now, I feel a little sore in my right arm and left leg."

"But pain and lingering effects aside, each finger took me about 35 minutes to grow back, although I can't say the same for my physical strength."

"Without a doubt, my physical strength compensates for my shitty regeneration, although my durability also saves me to some extent, without it, the injuries I received would have been a lot worse, but then again I should also be thankful that I even have a healing factor, to begin with, after all, a lot of people would kill to have even the lowest rank healing factor."

"But after fighting the Alpha Wolgram it has become transparently clear that using the full extent of my physical strength in such a detrimental way is suicidal, although the extra velocity of jumping 15000 meters in the sky while drop kicking down on my enemies like a meteorite is a definitely a powerful trump card that can indeed inflict a shit ton of damage."

Koyomi whispered to himself as he got up from the crater, meanwhile since the major injuries were taken care of, his clothes also began to regenerate just like Alucard's clothes, however unlike his wounds that took hours properly heal.

His clothes began to regenerate at a sub-sonic speed, and before Koyomi knew it his clothes were perfectly intact once again.

He then began to look around his body and was surprised if not a little frustrated that his clothes regeneration speed was far greater than his, but appreciate how convenient this ability to heal clothes truly was nonetheless.

But right after, Koyomi began to walk toward Helena who at this time was looking at him as if waiting for another order.

However Koyomi at this moment only had one thing in mind, and he asked.

"Helena, how many souls have you accumulated?"

The answer Helena gave was most definitely good news.

"Compare this to yesterday when we massacre a total of 5,725 centipede demons. Today's hunt went rather well, seeing that the 24 Wolgrams that ambush us increased the number to 5,749, and after summoning the great fog, and confronting the Alpha Wolgram and his minion Wolgrams, the soul count increased to 7,531, albeit the pure strength and destructive power of your meteorite drop-kick also took out 12 miles of the forest landmass."

"Twelve miles?"

Koyomi asked a little surprised, to which Helena commented.

"Affirmative, the impact scar of your ultimate attack formed a devastating crater that stretches for five kilometers, but the shock waves were what devastated the forest seeing that it travel well beyond that, or 14 kilometers to be precise, adding the previous 5km to the shockwave of 14km, you get 19km which is equivalent to 12 miles, as a result of this, you kill all the animals or other lingering Mabeast that were in that area, for instance, you kill seven herds of moose that were migrating, that makes and additional 233 souls."

Helena announce meanwhile Koyomi had a confused expression on his face as he said.

"Seven herds of Moose: wait what? That doesn't make any sense, Moose are solitary animals they don't form herds."

Helena just continue by saying.

"Different world, different behaviors, and different species altogether, after all these mooses are far bigger than your average moose you can find on Earth, theoretically speaking, due to the increase of oxygen most animals on this planet, that are not classified as monsters are extremely big, for instance, a cockroach can grow to the size of an average toddler."

Helena said as she summon one of her Moose familiars and to Koyomi's surprise he was vividly shocked to see the size of this thing.

"Jesus Christ that isn't a fucking moose that's a mammoth."

"I assure you owner this is a Moose, it doesn't possess mana, or divine protection as far as I know, just natural strength and speed, with obvious characteristics one would expect from a moose despite its size."

Koyomi didn't say anything, he was just shocked to see the size of this thing, Mooses can easily grow up to two meters tall, but this thing was 5 meters tall, and way muscular when compared to your typical Moose, then and again, it made sense, the oxygen level should increase size, the giant trees this forest possess that can rival skyscrapers, was evidence of this, albeit he was surprised to find out that humans weren't anymore gigantic because of this.

Appearance wise it looks the same as an average moose would look the only difference was the size and muscle mass.

Comparing Helena to its size was like comparing a straw to a broom, she was just that small, and yet this thing was her loyal servant.

Koyomi then look at Helena and said.

"And you said you have 232 more of these units?"

"Affirmative, along with 19,321 black spiders, 30,320 red ants, 4 grizzly bears, 13 deers, 15 ravens, and 4,385 crickets, add that with the previous 7,531 entrapped, we have a total of 61,822 familiars in total."

Koyomi at this point was just shocked beyond belief at this point, he came searching for copper and he found gold.

"My God, you know Helena, by you simply existing you just remind me, just how broken Alucard truly was back in Hellsing Ultimate, but knowing the fact that you are modified with various SCP DNA's to be vastly better than he was at the time, truly terrifies me to no end, but in a good way of course, alright let's see the spiders first, although if I have to be brutally honest, I will admit here and now that I was never a fan of them to begin with, but if it is on our side why would I not adore them."

And upon her master's orders, Helena began to summon the black spiders, and what greeted Koyomi was one hundred and sixty meters of pure Arachnophobia.

Yes, a large army of black spiders came before Koyomi, they were all the size of Koyomi as well in terms of height, but Koyomi knew that these were the babies because at the center of this horror show, was a giant menace too big for any slippers to eradicate, Yes it was a four-meter giant spider that was most likely the mother spider, looking at her closely you could tell they were black widows seeing the share the same resemblance as the black widows of Koyomi home world.

Koyomi close his eye with a smile on his face as he said.

"Alucard did say the first planet would be a planet full of mostly horror anime, but scrap that, this place is fucking hell, witch cult, Kiss-shot acerola, Pandora, Muzan, Upper and lower moons, Deathopia suicidal master, the three great Mabeast, oddities, elder bairn, Shikis, and now giant animals, hehehe... this place is a curse I tell ya!"

"Hehehe... wow what a train wreck of a planet to be on, I could tell abridged Alucard is enjoying himself right now watching me from his 70-inch plasma flat-screen tv."

(Meanwhile in another omniversal plane)

"And now I have a murder boner, quite awkward."

"Very awkward indeed."

"Walter."

"Yes master Alucard."

"When will the hooker arrive."

"In the next 20 minutes sir."

"Great now we just have to wait till the police girl comes back with the turkey blood?"

"Indeed Master Al... wait what?!"

(Back to Koyomi)

"Sigh ok Helena, tell me are these spiders poisonous."

"Yes very poisonous."

"What kind of effects are we looking at here?"

"Potential blindness, systematic failure, severe muscle spasm, loss of senses, vomiting, fever, nerve failure, and organ corrosion, it varies from person to person."

"Yikes, I pity the fool these homicidal toxic coughdrops go up against, now then; please kindly put the children away for another day, and show me the red ants."

"Affirmative."

With those words said, the black spiders transmute back into shadows and went back into Helena's coffin, meanwhile, a large army of red ants present itself to Koyomi, they look like normal red ants as well, the only difference was a large number of 30000+ strong, unlike the spiders they carry in size, for instance, a majority of them were as large as a toddler, while a selective few were as large as Helena, those larger ones seem to be soldier ants, while the smaller ones were worker ants, but what make the worker ants different from the soldier ants was the fact that the soldier ants have wings.

Meanwhile at the back was a 2-meter giant ant, it was rather swollen as if it was pregnant without a doubt it was the queen ant.

Koyomi began to ask Helena the same thing he ask her prior when observing the black spiders.

"Anything special, apart from massive size, and obvious flight."

"Yes these ants can bite through metal due to their physical strength, for instance, the worker ants can lift 40x their body weight, while the soldier ants can lift up to 60x their body weight, and also fly at subsonic speed, the weakest of the soldier ants can fly at 421/mph while the strongest can fly at a speed of 673/mph, finally each ant here can spit out a weird blue acidic substance that weakens physical matter as a whole, for instance, if they spit out the acidic substance on metal, then about 15 seconds after physical exposure the metal durability will deteriorate, and will become as soft as a marshmallow making it extremely vulnerable to all attacks, and speaking of armor, these ants also posses an exoskeleton that is as hard as a rock."

"Yikes, truly these things are just as much of a menace as those toxic black spiders."

Announce Koyomi. And at this point, he wasn't shocked anymore at all. This much should be expected, this planet was a hell hole.

"Ok, you know the pattern here Helena, put away these ants, and summon the mammals this time around, that being the bears, deers, and ravens."

"Ok, very well master."

Helena then began to summon forth the mammals, the first that emerged were the four grizzlies. They were a family consisting of a mother bear and three cubs, the mother bear was an outstanding 4.5 meters, while the baby bear was around 1.7 meters, to 2.3 meters, appearance-wise, would be the same as any grizzly, despite the insane size these animals posses which was kind of scary.

Second, were the deers, these deers consist of males and females, and they look like normal deers, apart from the fact the female was 2 meters in height, while the male was 3.5 meters.

And finally were the ravens, and my God forget the Moose, these things were more like pterodactyls with black wings at this moment, the smallest was 6 meters large, and the biggest was 11 meters in height.

"Helena I know you can't understand these things, but let it be known that I fucking love you, at this point, we can create our own Nazarick if we continue to absorb more monster and animal souls, hehehe... awww I can't wait till I collect the dragon balls, and make my wish that would allow me to shed this mortal flesh, and become something greater, I wonder what I should make my discipline be, hopefully, I can think of something that can rival Cain or Enoch accumulation of disciplines, at least something as unique like Malkav abstract existence within the insanity network that binds him to his children that is, or soon to be."

(A/N): Disciplines are special unique abilities of the vampire race in World of Darkness, each clan practices different disciplines, and what Koyomi is trying to say here is that he wants a discipline or something greater than that which can potentially be compared to Cain which is the vampire daddy of all vampires, basically the first vampire.

Helena didn't answer her master, it wasn't a question o a statement with an order or question, to begin with, so she waited for a proper order.

However, Koyomi knew this was something that he himself would have to physically think about on a later date.

But after thinking about the 13 clans, and their powers, he couldn't help but wonder if he should create something like Malkav's insanity network with Echidna's help in the future, which was basically Subaru return by death without the return, and more like future sight, but at the cost of immense madness that can send anyone crazy.

Thinking even deeper on it, all Malkavian vampires have future sight, but what was even more crazier, was the fact that Subaru any route was basically the everyday life of a Malkavian vampire, pure insanity, another example of someone with a Malkavian vampire persona would be Harley Quinn.

"Hmmm... maybe I should make Subaru into a Malkavian variant, it would be entertaining to see how that would turn out, he basically has all the qualities needed to be worthy of the embraced, the only consequences of doing that would be the cost of his mental health, and let's be honest his mental health is going to be fuck over quite a lot if it hadn't already."

"I have so many ideas that I want to realize into reality, but I lack the actual knowledge to make them so... ahhh knowledge is indeed power, that's why I need Echidna's help, with her Memories of the World, inventing crazy shit like a conceptual network would be as easy as boiling water."

"All the seven witches as my familiars would be a cheat item on their own, Carmilla's beauty that can kill, Minerva's hits that can heal any wound or sickness, Daphne's ability to create life, or food and soul for Helena, in this case, hehehe, Sekhmet overwhelming combat ability, Typhon durability ignorance, and Echidna vast knowledge that can be considered nigh omniscient, although I highly doubt it. But still, with those abilities, I could compensate for a lot of my weaknesses, for instance, Minerva's ability to heal could compensate for my slow regeneration speed."

Koyomi's thoughts at this moment were all over the place, he didn't understand why, much less could he explain it, however, he had a thirst, it wasn't a thirst for blood, pleasure, or food, no it was an unending thirst for more power, a power that couldn't be matched or reach by just anyone.

This was starting to become a habit, that would soon blossom into an addiction, he just couldn't help himself, after all, this world was filled with people that could erase him just by blinking, it scared but overall excite him to no end.

"Aww, men this is so fun, but seriously Koyomi you are acting like a giddy child in a toy store; compose yourself, seriously though, I must get stronger at all costs, after all, an army of 60,000+ immortal undead animals and monsters together is still fodders before people, like Reinhard and Regulus that could one-shot them by just breathing or swinging, although the good things about my army is the fact they are undying, as long as Helena don't die, this army is practically unkillable in every sense of the word."

But regardless of that, he needed more power, that's why he was going to travel the world to devour more foes, and usurped more abilities to the point, that things like authority and Divine protection becomes meaningless before the likes of Helena.

So without wasting any more time, Koyomi look and Helena and said.

"Helen I think it's rather self-explanatory what I want you to do right?"

Helena definitely knows what her master wants, so being the one in charge of managing the army, she began to introduce the uses of these animals.

"These bears have immense physical strength, far superior to even the Alpha Wolgram, they can lift over 30 tons of weight on their back once fully mature, however, what makes them rather unique is the fact their claws, it so sharp to the point that it can cut through even the likes of crystals akin to diamonds, overall their durability is good, and sense of smell is even better, they can run at subsonic speed, being 214/mph."

"However the mother bear is rather old and has been true many life-and-death battles, so she brings experience to the table, but what makes her special isn't her size, age, or experience, but her Dive protection, it's a low-class one, but it definitely gets the job down, its call the Divine protection of soundless stepping, this Divine protection allows the user to walk, run, or move however they want without making even single sound."

Koyomi was indeed surprised, it wasn't something crazy like shape-shifting mana, but it was definitely useful, it's an assassin-type skill when you think about it.

Meanwhile, Helena then moved on to the deers as she close the introduction of the giant bears.

"But yeah, apart from that the bears are got tanks and great fighters, especially the mama bear, then moving to the parcel of deers, these guys are weak, lacking strength, durability, and endurance, make this very clear. But they are not useless, because they possess an ability given to them by evolution to see through objects, they can also sense things within 100 meters within a 360 radius like a perfect vision that goes so far as tracking things underground as well, they can also run at a speed between 500/mph to 550/mph making it hard to catch them without setting traps or attacking them from long range."

Koyomi was happy with this news, despite their size, these guys could make good scouts.

From there Helena moves on to the animals that interest Koyomin the most.

"And finally we have the ravens, these majestic creatures are the menaces of the surrounding area in general, blessed with immense speed fast enough to shatter the sound barrier as they travel at Mach 4, Intelligence on par with a seven-year-old child, retractable feathers they can manipulate as an extension of their bodies, and use them like blades that can fly at near supersonic speed, their only downfall would be that during the day, they are as blind as a bat, and their hearing is as good a squid, but they compensate for that with their keen smell, which is so good they can smell anything within 40km radius from them."

Koyomi was vividly surprised by these black air forces with wings, they have immense speed, but are as blind as bats during the day, most likely because their eyes are sensitive to light, but overall as deaf as a squid which was basically borderline deaf, but compensate for that with their smell.

"Im satisfied with this, truly, we have reinforcement not only on the ground but also in the sky, these guys are basically fighter jets."

But before Koyomi moves on to the final animals in the large bunch, Helena began to say.

"I do apologize but I'm not finished yet with the raven introduction master, you see the leader of this flock has mid-grade Divine Protection, and his mate as well."

Koyomi was surprised, but hear out Helena nonetheless.

"The boss raven possesses the Divine Protection of Familia Power Sharing, which is the ability to lend his strength, speed, durability, endurance, stamina, and overall senses to his children at the cost of him losing whatever he lends for as long as he lends them what is his."

"Then the mother raven has the Divine Protection of iron wind, with this ability she can summon a large wind barrier that is as hard as iron, and she can layer a total of twenty of these around here being, even while moving as well."

Koyomi place his hand on his cheeks a barrier technique was definitely needed, but one thing was for sure, Helena at this point was definitely a force to be reckoned with, keep in mind Helena can use all the abilities of her familiars all at once if she so please.

'Im definitely going to train when I go back home, the goal will be to combine the uses of various divine protection to create an even more powerful attack in the process.'

But Koyomi was satisfied with this large army of troops nevertheless, but with the mammal squad out of the way it was now time to meet his army of 4,385 orthopteran insects, that being the crickets.

Helena began to unsummoned the ravens and summon forth the army of crickets and to Koyomi's surprise, these cricket were large as hell but also the smallest of any animals.

They were as small as a mouse for a computer, while some were as big as a house dog, the baby crickets were white but the adult was a deep green with blue stripes.

Helena began to explain what these crickets can do as she said.

"These crickets are man-eaters crickets, and their diet consists of human meat, moose, or deer meat, they are the reason why the moose were migrating to a different location because they are the alpha predator on top of the food chain in that area, what makes these guys even more dangerous his there ability regenerate at supersonic speed, and multiply into new crickets by regenerating new bodies from severed body parts."

"But that's just the start, in fact, they can move 20x faster underwater than on land as that is their natural habitat, and also jump on water particles in the surrounding area, their jump force is so powerful they can rival a fifty caliber bullet speed when they use their powerful exoskeleton to pierce through their enemies, the funny thing is if they collide against each other their squishy body will just make them bounce and propel from each other bodies to make them go twist as fast than before, alone they are weak, but together they can rival and even solo the cannon great rabbit from the re-zero world with relative ease."

Koyomi wasn't even surprised anymore in fact he was starting to get a little worried as think to himself.

As he said to himself.

"These Mabeast and animals are broken as hell, but this also proves that a normal Demon like that sewer bitch could destroy a continent with ease, the problem with this is, that major enemies of this world, or the top dogs, for instance, Muzan should be vastly superior, so my guess is that Muzan has to be baseline planetary in this fuck up world, or it just wouldn't make sense, as the hierarchy of Demons would be meanless, then people like Pandora who should be stronger than Muzan in terms of hax should be superior to her cannon counter-part. This is frustrating because Pandora isn't an easy person to scale."

"For instance, I could scale Subaru at universal+ in terms of range, because return by death literally restarts the Re: zero universes, but the problem with this is the fact that Subaru himself is weak, Reinhard even in cannon is at baseline solar system level, and yet vastly more superior than Subaru in every way imaginable, Pandora, on the other hand, has phenomenon manipulation, events move to her will, damn scaling hax is truly a headache, I know she can manipulate events by rewriting the history of the world, but rewriting and creating new timeline by though alone is not something I can scale easily."

"Now, bring Pandora into this world where everyone is way superior to their counterpart by unreachable leaps and bonds, then she might as well, be a god-level threat in terms of power, tsk, absolutely frustrating, well it doesn't matter, as long as she doesn't interfere with me, I won't interfere with her, all I want is the dragon ball, and after I collect all seven, I will wish for a ship that would send me flying off this hell hole of a planet, and go to another planet with other dragon balls, as well."

"Sigh so much work to do, anyways Helena put away the man-eating crickets for now, we got what we came for, let's leave this forest, and head back home, I still need to find a way to steal Ram's memories, the problem with that thought is Roswall gospel, and Beatrice eyes scaling the entire mansion at all time."

"Yes, Master."

With that said both Helena and Koyomi began to wander into the distance after leaving the crater pit.