My Funny Valentine
[Alexander POV]
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What type of shonen declaration was that?!
"With your skinny ass arms, I seriously doubt that. I mean, you have zero muscle, so how would you be able to even think of hurting me?" Anastasia stated with a grin.
If they fight now, then the Mc will 100% try to stop them, and they will listen since they are ultra-simps.
"I'm seriously about to kill this guy." Anastasia whispered.
Whoever that guy is, which could possibly be me, is seriously unlucky to be targeted by this gorilla of a woman.
For some reason, Holly giggled... Why the fuck are you giggling? And why is Anastasia glaring at me?!
"Anyway, who says I'd have to defend him with violence? With my words alone, I can defeat you tenfold!" Holly declared with a large smile.
Why's it so bright now?
"What did you say, bitch?" Anastasia yelled, extremely annoyed about the current situation.
As they began to argue with each other, I decided to sneakily leave, but I was stopped when a hand grabbed my shoulder.
"Now where do you think you're going, you scum-fuck bastard?" Anastasia's hand gripped my shoulder tightly while she stared down at Holly.
"I-I was just about to go get some water, yeah." I stuttered as I also felt her stand grip my other shoulder; I could practically feel my shoulder being crushed due to its sheer strength.
"Oh? That's what you were going to do? Are you sure you're not trying to sneak away?" She questioned me with her and her stand increasing their grip on me.
She truly is a gorilla...
I immediately felt her stand punch me in the arm, and break it… That hurt like a bitch; thankfully, I am used to pain.
"Hey! Let him go! This is between us! Not him!" Holly yelled at her like the angel she is—a false angel, that is.
As Holly tried to grab her, Anastasia punched her in the stomach and pulled her into a kick to the chin.
Hearing the commotion, the bitch ass boi named Akuma, came running over and tried to stop the fight by waving his hands and stumbling over his words like a bitch.
…The only reason I stuttered was due to the fact that her stand has the strength to rip me in half…I swear…
Anyway, seeing how the situation isn't getting better and how nothing is following the script anymore, I summoned my stand D4C and applied the [reinforcement] spell on its hands.
I ordered my stand to punch her stand in the face and chest, which sent her flying with a broken nose and at least one broken rib.
"Anyway, I've got something to do, so if you excuse me I have to go." I said with a polite smile and bow before leaving the panicking and shocked Mc and Holly.
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[Anastasia POV hours prior]
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The moment I opened my eyes I was extremely confused? Angry? Sad? Eh, who knows, what I know was that I didn't know where I was, who I was, or what I was.
(Your name is Anastasia, you're home in the tow of Morioh and attend school with Akuma and Alexander. You are also a stand user with the stand King Crimson.)
Suddenly, a very monotone voice said in my head. Morioh…I think I remember now, I grew up here since I was kid, through these memories feel forced. I also remember Akuma, he's the new transfer student from Japan. But…who the hell is Alexander?
(Alexander…he is dangerous yet unimportant for your destiny…)
What the hell does that mean?! If he's so unimportant, then why did you mention him? Also, why is Akuma, the nobody, important?
(Akuma is your destiny, your life, and your reason for existing. Alexander is nobody.)
It refused to answer the question about Alexander, but it gave a confusing and frustrating answer about Akuma.
What the hell do you mean "my destiny" and "reason of existence"? He's a nobody! A bitch! He probably gets pegged and loves it!
Yet as I get and head to school, the voice just gave me stupid and confusing answers or didn't even answer in the first place. At least my memories are coming back, but, it felt forced and not like "real" memories.
Anyway, the moment I entered the classroom, I saw Akuma talking to Shinobu, and for some reason I felt the urge to kill her.
As I was about to head to them, I heard a very tired voice.
{The names Alexander Anderson and I live in a video game, scratch that, exist in a video game as a character who's fated to be a stepping stone to the Mc, aka a corpse, hell, a corpse has a better future than me.}
(Error Error Error!)
What the hell?! I'm in a game?!
{And you must be thinking, "This dude's got to be a schizo!", Or whatever. Fuck whoever thought or said that, by the way. But what I say is true: I live in a yandere dating game with the average dipshit Mc with the black hentai haircut who probably gets cucked and enjoys that shit. He is the average beta bitch you see in all these shitty fanfics and games.
He's also got the clone protag eyes and that stick of a body with zero brains.
He gets shit done with pure fucking luck and says he's the most plain dude ever when everyone else is either a shadow or unimportant.
Due to this, he's literally fated to fuck every woman he comes into contact with. They could be old, young, teachers, students, mothers, daughters—you name it, and he'll fuck them as long as they're women.}
What…the…fuck…
Is my life a lie? Is this why the voice said I was destined to Akuma? Because he's a protagonist of a shitty game made by horny shitty devs?
While trying to process this information and trying not to laugh at some of the shit he said, I began to look around the room before spotting someone. I immediately knew who he was and hot damn! He looks ten times better than Akuma, I mean, look at that hair! How's that even possible?!
(A/n: Alexander does in fact look like Valentine)
Just staring at him made my heart skip a beat, but that's not the point. Seeing my target, I sneakily get closer by going the extremely long way to his desk to learn more before confronting him.
[Time-skip]
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{My stand, D4C, also known as Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, allows me to travel to different dimensions by being closed between two objects, for example, a chair and the ground. Following that, I can reappear from anywhere, like emerging from someone's back, by affecting the objects of a separate dimension. I can do other things with this power, but I'll get into that later.}
So not only is this guy a fucking Wizard or whatever, he's also a fucking stand user with a broken ass ability?!
Well, I can't really say much since my stand allows me to see the future and erase time itself…
He's still got a broken ass ability…
{Funny enough, from what I've seen, every dimension is basically the same, with either no differences or a few differences. Meaning every single one of them is a game and follows the sorry line with an iron grip, just like this dimension.
This matters because, during this route, me and the Mc are supposed to fight, which will 100% get me killed due to the yanderes. And it doesn't help that this occurs at the halfway point of the game.
One of the girls is a stand user, and her stand was able to kill me because I was preoccupied with the others.}
…unless there is another stand user, than he's 100% talking about me. I don't know why, but hearing that I hurt him, killed him, makes my heart hurt.
It's probably nothing to worry about.
But before I could do anything else, my body began to move on its own, as if someone was controlling my body. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't stop myself from walking, hell, I couldn't even open my mouth.
Was this the game trying to make me do something? If so, then what's it trying to do?
{Before I could continue my thoughts, I was approached by Anastasia, who was another heroine. She had long silver hair and a scar on her right eye.
This is strange; she shouldn't be talking to me at all during this act.}
I don't think that matters anymore since I was going to talk to you anyway.
"Good morning, Anastasia. What can I help you with?" He greeted with a disgustingly fake yet sweet smile.
Even if it's fake it still melted my heart…bad thoughts.
"For a 'quiet and unimportant' guy, you sure do talk a lot. It's best you keep that pretty mouth of yours shut." 'I' threatened before sitting in the seat behind him.
What the hell?! Don't tell me the system is trying to make him hate or avoid me!
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(A/n: sorry for the wait but I was dealing with a couple things. I hope y'all enjoyed the chapter so far. Have a good night!)