Dubious Actions Executed At Extremely Low Prices
[Alexander Anderson]
The person sitting in the seat in front of me is Shinobu. Shinobu is the first of many heroines in the game and also a complete psycho who killed her own sister because she liked him as well.
The person to my right is a shadow person and the person to my left is also a shadow person. But the person to Shinobu's left is the Mc and to her right is a shadow person.
"Hey Alexander, did we have any homework today?" The Mc turned to me as I expected him to do.
"Good morning Akuma, and yeah it's supposed to be due this period actually." I told him before minding my own business again.
"W-what! I d-didn't do any work f the homework yesterday! I thought it was due tomorrow!?" I heard him yell.
"W-well you can copy m-my homework if you want." Shinobu stuttered out as she handed him her homework.
"Thanks Shinobu! You're a lifesaver!" He thanked her with a grin before copying the words from the paper.
Truly, if this was the real world, then he'd either be dead or homeless. How stupid can one person be?
At least my creator gave me this ability due to my "backstory" that, if you could call it that.
My name is Alexander Anderson, and the developers wrote down that I'm from one of the last magus families on earth since most, if not all, magi are dead. Magecraft has been forgotten in the regular and mystical worlds.
In fact, I can't even use Magecraft properly; all I have that I can use is a stand. Basically, A Stand is a visual manifestation of life energy, or, in other words, the manifestation of the soul of the user. It generally presents itself as a figure hovering over or near the user and possesses abilities beyond those of an ordinary human, which, depending on the Stand User, can be wielded for good or evil.
My stand, D4C, also known as Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, allows me to travel to different dimensions by being closed between two objects, for example, a chair and the ground. Following that, I can reappear from anywhere, like emerging from someone's back, by affecting the objects of a separate dimension. I can do other things with this power, but I'll get into that later.
Funny enough, from what I've seen, every dimension is basically the same, with either no differences or a few differences. Meaning every single one of them is a game and follows the sorry line with an iron grip, just like this dimension.
This matters because, during this route, me and the Mc are supposed to fight, which will 100% get me killed due to the yanderes. And it doesn't help that this occurs at the halfway point of the game.
One of the girls is a stand user, and her stand was able to kill me because I was preoccupied with the others. (This happened before I gained any free will, btw.)
However, I won't let this happen this time. Since I have "true" free will, I will try not to end up fighting those psychopaths and mind my own business. It's not like it's that important considering I was written to die early and have basically zero impact on the Mc or his harem.
Before I could continue my thoughts, I was approached by Anastasia, who was another heroine. This is strange; she shouldn't be talking to me at all during this act.
"Good morning, Anastasia. What can I help you with?" I greeted her with the most fake business smile I could ever create.
"For a 'quiet and unimportant' guy, you sure do talk a lot. It's best you keep that pretty mouth of yours shut." She threatened before sitting in the seat behind me.
When did she get here?! And what the hell did she mean by that?!
"Ms. Anastasia, I don't know what you're talking about; I've been quiet this entire time." What the hell is this psycho talking about? I literally never said anything.
The only thing I can think of is her stand and its ability. But even then, its ability is precognition, which has nothing to do with mind reading or anything similar. The only reason I know this is because I was killed by it.
"Didn't you hear? I said, Shut the hell up!" She yelled at me.
*Sigh* Psycho delinquents and tsunderes are always terrible to deal with.
Anastasia is another heroine in this chaotic, perverse, and dangerous game. She's extremely prideful, obsessive (obviously), easily angered, ruthless, and the definition of dangerous. She also has a stand that's pretty damn powerful, so she's pretty fucking terrifying to deal with.
Plus, I'm pretty sure she's crazier than usual since she keeps saying that I'm talking even though I'm not.
"Tch, I'll show you crazy." She mumbled under her breath before sending a glare at me.
What the hell did I do?! Pay attention to the beta cuck over there and leave me the hell alone, woman!
She scowled even harder before manifesting her stand, which she probably thinks I also don't have one and can't see it yet.
The stand immediately sent a punch to my face but stopped halfway.
That's strange; why did she stop? If she'd continue, I'd definitely be on the ground since I can't exactly do anything significant for her. Also, why the hell is she attacking me?!
Her face showed a confused and wary expression before she had her stand, grab a chair, and move it.
Since it was the one next to her, i.e., in my field of vision, I immediately faked a surprised look. "What! How did that chair move on its own?" I "panicked".
Seeing this, she narrowed her eyes at me...
Don't tell me she saw through it! She's always been all brawn and no brains! There's a bigger chance of hell freezing over than her seeing through me!
I could visibly see her face turn red with anger, but before she could think of doing anything, she was stopped by a long-haired blonde girl. This girl is named Holly Kujo, and she's president of the cooking club and the class representative of our class, B17. She's also know as the "light and star" of our class.
"Stop bullying Mr. Alexander! He's done nothing to you and all you've been doing is harassing him!" She screamed with an angry expression which looked more like a pout from a child than anything.
I can see why the Mc cheated on his girlfriend with her. She's cute, beautiful, and charming but she's also a complete psycho and everything I just said was just her manipulating the class. She's incredibly manipulative and cunning in reality but shows a naive and ditzy facade to everyone, especially the Mc since he has a thing for those types of girls.
"What you gonna do about it cow tits!" She got in her face and began sizing her up.
"I'm gonna stop you!" She shouted back.
Wait…what the hell is happening?! She's not even supposed to interact with till Act 2! Also, why the hell is she defending, let alone knowing I exist, me!
Why can't this shitty script get back on track and fix itself!