Damned!

" That's the end of that!"

Clark exclaimed as he finished freezing the Tsunami heading for Japan.

" Now, to take a break."

Clark said tiredly however, before he could follow through with that break, he heard the sound of explosions and screams from New York.

" What now?"

Clark asked himself as he jetted off towards New York

Clark sped towards the city as fast as he could arriving in seconds, after he left the other side of the planet, to see the Helicarrier falling out of the sky.

' I swear this thing falls out of the sky every day.'

Clark thought to himself.

He flew up under the giant warship and caught it in his hands stopping its descent immediately.

On the inside the heroes and shield agents stopped their panicking to see what had happened.

" Get me camera! I wanna see what stopped us?"

Black Widow yelled to the shield agents, giving out orders as Maria Hill had been knocked unconscious during the fall.

The agents began working as fast as they could to bring up an image for the woman. Once, they were up everyone was shocked to see Superman, had caught them.

" I can't believe it. I've never thought I would be happy to see this guy."

One of shields many grunts said as he wiped his forehead from sweat.

" Hey, you guys know this is a no crash zone, right?"

Clark joked as he lifted the helicarrier back into the sky.

Clark carried the giant warship all of the way to sea and placed it gently into the water.

" So, you wanna let me in? Or better yet, tell me what the hell is going on?!"

Clark asked as he stood outside the warship.

" You aren't permitted to either of those things criminal. Now, leave before we bring you in!"

One of the shield agents yelled over the intercom.

" Okay, I'm not doing this today."

Clark said bluntly. He started walking through the walls of the ship until he arrived in the main room where the others were.

" Okay, I just stopped ten different natural disasters. And now I return to see the ship falling out of the sky. You can tell me what the hell is going on so we can save lives. Or we can fight each other. I'm sure you hate to work with me and trust me I don't like it either. But I can't be everywhere at once. We need to stop whoever the hell is responsible for this now, before more lives are lost. So, are we ready to act like heroes again?"

Clark explained to the people angrily.

The people in the room turned to one another before Black Widow spoke up.

" We're in for quite a long day, Superman. Ultron has returned and has already taken the helicarrier off-line."

Widow explained to the man.

" Damn, Ultron. That is going to be a problem."

Clark stated.

" Oh, please. You're stronger than most of the heroes we have. You should be able to handle this easily.'

One of the female shield agents explained.

" But, Ultron isn't human. It's a machine, a virus. Even if I destroy his..."

Clark was explaining before being cut off.

" He's a her now."

Widow said to the man.

" Okay gonna have to look into that later. But even if I destroy her body she'll just escape through her programming. We need someone who can destroy the programming."

Clark explained before an alarm went off.

" We've got incoming!"

One of the agents yelled as an unknown object flew towards the Avengers and Superman.

" Fuck! Can we get a reading on that?"

Widow asked.

" We don't have our systems back up yet."

One of the agents replied.

"Shit! Battle stations!! Ares! Superman!"

Widow yelled to the two powerhouses.

" I'm all healed and I'm really ready to hit something!"

Ares declared as he got to his feet.

" I'm really going to regret this aren't I?"

Clark asked himself as he floated up to the object.

" Attention Avengers! If you are receiving this message, Tony Stark is dead. Liten Carefully. I am Stark tech 9. In the event of Tony Stark's termination, I am an artificial intelligence that was created to assist either shield or the Avengers with the crisis at hand. My hybrid intelligence systems are running separate to the world's infrastructures and cannot be corrupted by outside programs or viruses. I have already done data assessment and have the following suggestion."

The stark tech was explaining before Ares suddenly cut the robot in half with his axe.

" ARES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Clark asked angrily as he grabbed the man away from the robot.

" Unhand me mortal!"

Ares declared angrily.

" Okay, no problem!"

Clark said as he punched Ares across the city.

" Unhanded!"

Clark stated as he brushed his hands off.

" Great, can any one fix this thing?"

Carol asked.

" I can."

Hank said as he stepped up to the group.

Everyone turned and glared at Hank in anger.

" What is this shit? The gathering of hatred? Okay, look the sooner you get this thing back online the sooner we can go our separate ways."

Clark said to the man.

Hank nodded and walked over to the robot and began working on it.

" This was only supposed to activate upon Tony's death. Is he dead?"

Hank asked.

" We don't know yet. But probably. Tony's been overtaken by Ultron. He took over Tony's entire form. And you created Ultron. So, fuck you!"

Carol said to the man.

" His armor. Ultron took over his armor?"

Hank asked.

" No, his everything."

Carol stated.

" What?"

Hank asked in disbelief.

" Henry, can you stop Ultron? Because if you can't, kill yourself!"

Carol said to the man.

" Marvel!"

Clark snapped at the woman.

" Hanks fucked up a lot over these past few months absolutely. But gunning for his throat isn't going to help us!"

Clark yelled.

" I miss the old days you know. When we were all friends. I know things have changed. And they will never be the same. But we all still want the same thing. To protect our home. To protect those who can't protect themselves. Now, when this is over you can all hate me again. And you can hate Hank again. But for now, how about we focus!"

Clark demanded.

The bickering quickly died down and Hank went back to working on the robot eventually getting it to start up again.

" Artificial intelligence Ultron has taken control of the sular experiment."

The robot sprang up and explained.

" What is the Sular experiment?"

Hank asked in confusion.

" Anthony Stark has developed a satellite technology that could control global weather patterns. The program is only at phase two and has not been brought up to the United Nations for approval."

Tech 9 explained.

" Oh, god damn it stark. Even in death you're a pain in my ass."

Clark groaned.

" The experiment if successful, could stop starvation on a global scale. The final draft of the program is five years from completion."

Tech 9 continued.

" I'll handle the satellites!"

Clark said to the group.

" Wait, here take this so we can communicate."

Widow said to the man as she threw him a communicator.

" Got it, I'll be right back."

Clark said before taking off into space.

' Why can't you ever do something good that doesn't end up fucking the rest of us over Stark?'

Clark thought to himself as he flew through space.

Clark quickly flew through and blew up the satellites orbiting the planet with Stark's name on it. In the end he destroyed a total of twenty Satellites orbiting the earth before returning to the planet.

" All right, I got them all."

Clark exclaimed as he flashed into the helicarrier.

The group turned to the screens to see if the disasters had stopped and to their surprise, they had.

" Okay then good job Superman. World not coming to an end. Now, let's find Ultron and..."

Carol was saying before the screen turned to static and an image of Ultron appeared on the screen.

" Damn, she's beautiful. And she looks like you Janet."

Clark exclaimed as he looked over the womans features.

" Plan B."

Ultron suddenly said to the group before vanishing again.

" Plan B? That can't be good."

Clark said

" Plan B? Fuck you and your plan B."

Carol said to the machine.

A different Satellite over earth started glowing and fired a beam down at the planet. Suddenly all electronics turned off.

" Oh my god."

Carol muttered in shock.

" E.M.P.?"

Janet asked in confusion.

" Fuck!"

Clark yelled as he Carol, Sentry, and Wonder Man all flew out of the helicarrier to catch the falling aircraft vehicles. Planes, jets, and helicopters all.

" You just had to create a killer artificial intelligence didn't you Stark!"

Clark asked as he placed another jet down.

" Everyone get to stark tower fast! Ultron is heading there Now!"

Widow yelled over the radio

" My wife is there!"

Sentry yelled out.

' Shit!'

Superman thought as he realized what Ultron was going to do.

" I'll meet you there!"

Superman radioed to the others before taking off to Stark towers.

He flew as fast as he could arriving in time to stop Ultron from furthering her attack on Lindy Roberts dead body.

" Superman, faster than I expecte..."

Ultron was saying before Superman punched a hole through the machine.

" I'm ending this now!"

Superman declared as he ripped the robot in half.

" You may have hindered my plans slightly Superman. But you still walked right into my trap, Right Sentry?"

Ultron asked the newly arrived Sentry.

Clark turned to see Sentry holding the battered body of his wife.

" Sentry, I'm sorry I got here as fast as I could."

Clark said to the man who was grieving.

Sentry laid Lindy's body down and closed her eyes. But as he did a golden light emitted from his hand and to Clark's surprise her heart started beating again.

" Sentry, you did it! Whatever you did you..."

Clark was saying. However, he cut his sentence short as he felt a shift in the Sentry's presence. The Sentry turned to face Clark and much to Clark's shock his eyes were pitch Black.

" Sentry? I don't know if you can hear me. But we aren't enemies right now. We're..."

Clark was explaining before Sentry's fist appeared in his face.

Despite the speed of which Sentry moved Clark still effortlessly dodged the punch and returned one of his own.

" DAMN IT ROBBERTS! I'M NOT TRYING TO FIGHT YOU!"

Clark exclaimed angrily as his punch leveled the man.

Sentry looked up at Clark and smiled evilly.

" Roberts isn't here right now."

The man said ominously before attacking Clark again.

Sentry flew up and slammed into Clark's chest launching him from the building.

As they flew over Manhattan Sentry punched Clark in his face knocking him down into a building.

The building shattered from the force behind the blow and started to crumble. People below started screaming in terror as rubble fell towards them.

Clark thankfully got back up to his feet and rushed to move the people out of the way of the Debrie.

" Everyone all right?"

Superman asked the people.

The people all turned and cheered at the sight of their savior.

" Good! Now, all of you need to get to safety and fast. This area is about to become a hazard."

Superman said to the people before flying back into the air to confront the evil sentry.

" I gotta admit, you hit harder than you did last time. But it's still not enough to put me down."

Superman said to the golden guardian.

Sentry rushed superman once again, but this time Clark caught his fist in his hand.

" What is with you Avengers needing to be put in your place?"

Clark asked before punching Sentry away.

Clark followed after Sentry and continued punching him in the face as the man's body hurled across the city. Clark then sped past the man and caught him by his head.

" I'ma plant me a dumbass tree!"

Clark said as he raced towards the ground with Sentry in his hands.

He slammed the man headfirst into the ground, uprooting every tree within the radius. But his attack didn't stop there. Superman began to pummel Sentry forcing the man further and further into the ground. His ruthless attack resulted in Sentry suffering multiple broken bones.

" Had enough yet?"

Clark asked the broken man below him.

" Superman! Where are you?"

Widow suddenly radioed to the man.

" Dealing with Sentry! The bastard attacked me. Why? What's happening?"

Clark asked the woman.

" There's a nuke heading straight for New York!"

Widow said in a panic.

" SHIT! I'm coming!"

Clark yelled before blasting off into the air.

Clark raced towards the rocket flying over the avengers as they fought Ultron and his Stark-bots.

' I am dismantling that damned robot.'

Clark declared to himself as he flew towards the Nuke.

He grabbed the side of the Missile and started moving upwards with it.

' Can't let it go off over the city. The radiation could kill millions.'

Clark thought as he carried the Missile up towards space.

Clark carried the missile into the void before crushing it in his hands. The explosion itself was so massive that the people below could see blast clear as day. Once, the dust was settled Clark emerged unscathed and began his descent back down to the planet arriving back on the scene only for another explosion to hit him in the face. This one was just as big as the nuke and just as flashy. Though just like before Clark emerged unharmed.

" All right, what the fuck!"

Clark yelled in anger. However, his anger was soon distracted by a falling body.

' Shit!'

Clark though as he raced to the man catching him before he hit the ground. Clark looked down and was surprised by who he saw.

" I asked for one thing today."

Clark groaned as he carried the unconscious body of Tony Stark.

" Superman! Is that... Tony?"

Carol asked as she flew up to the man.

" Yeah, it is. What about Ultron?"

Clark asked.

" He's gone. Hank made a virus for him, and Ares managed to get it into Ultron's systems. She's gone."

Carol explained to the man.

" Thank God! Come on let's get sleeping dick head to the helicarrier."

Clark said as he took off towards the grounded ship.

A few hours later.

Tony had finally begun to wake after his imprisonment by Ultron. Thankfully with the help of Reed Richards the man was able to be cured of any and all ailments

" Um... What happened?"

Tony asked as he sat up in bed to see everyone gathered around him.

" And the prodigal asshole returns."

Clark exclaimed.

" Ultron!"

Hank said to the man.

" Ultron?"

Tony asked in confusion.

" Well, yeah. She uh, turned you into a girl."

Janet said to the man.

Tony's eyes widened in shock, and he quickly checked to see if his penis was still there.

" It's still there. Everything is okay. You had a series of aneurysms at the base of your brain. But your armor threads took care of them. And you had a pretty serious acute myocardial infraction. But your armor pushed you through that as well."

Reed explained to the man

" Oh my god."

Stark exclaimed in shock.

" I know. All of that and still you pushed through."

Clark groaned.

" Ignore him. The good news is a) You're alive. and B) All those diagnostics you wanted to run on your new bio armor."

Reed was saying before being cut off.

" Now we got them."

Hank stated.

" As amazing as what you've accomplished with this new armor is... May I recommend better virus protection and spyware?"

Reed said to the man.

" Wait, Reed, what happened?"

Tony asked still in shock.

" Long story short. Ultron achieved almost perfect A.I. And was using you to do it."

Hank explained.

" Almost? How close?"

Tony asked.

" Very close."

Hank replied.

" Rest Tony. You've been through something."

Reed said to the man.

" Okay, but that doesn't explain what he's doing here."

Stark said finally paying attention to Superman.

" Well, he kind of just got sucked into all of this."

Carol explained.

" Actually I figured I'd pull your ass out of the fire Stark. No, but seriously the world was in danger Stark so of course I'd help."

Clark explained to the man.

" Does, this mean you're ready to register?"

Stark asked and everyone in the room turned to the man.

" No, I'm sorry Stark I can't, nor will I ever do that. Know this if the secret Avengers call for my help, I will help them. But! If the Avengers ever need my help. Or the fantastic four. Or the X-Men.. I will be there to help. Because the earth is my home. And though I know the next time we meet ,everyone, we will be enemies. It was still nice to fight alongside you all again. Take care everyone but Stark."

Clark explained to the group before leaving the ship.