Meeting the real cat

(AN: Naruto is weak as shit right now just give it a few.)

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*outside the academy*

"So should I leave with you to go to the tower and training or should I wait in the class fir the other jonin sensei's with the other genins." Naruto asked as he and cat leaned on each others backs.

"Hmm don't worry your neko-nee will pick you up." Than as she looked out towards the sky her eyes gained a gleam. "But I'll be picking you up as me not cat. After all it would be weird for an anbu to be sent to pick up a lowly office worker."

Widening his eyes he looked at the back of cats head due to her looking the other way. "Finally hmm mind telling me how close my guess of what you look like is?" Naruto asked

Craning her neck so she could see him she let the amusement she felt shine through her eyes "Nope." Than getting up making Naruto fall on his back she giggled and spoke as the bell rang "now be a bad boy and make a scene like the old you would. Owl and deer are watching wanna give 'em a show kit."

Grinning ear to ear naruto responded with a "oh I'll make a scene alright hehe." Naruto gained a fox like smirk as he looked at her.

"Alright but don't pass out from my hood looks. I'm taken and happy so your staying as my little kit brother." As she finished with a seductive tone making a shiver go down Naruto's spine.

As she turned to leave and Naruto turned to jump down the tree Naruto couldn't help but get in the final words. "Your the cat in heat seducing a twelve year old child."

As Naruto finished he took a step off the tree with a giant smirk on his face.

"The moment you put on that headband you became an adult. Don't worry I have no doubt you'll become a man soon." As cats words fell naruto froze and lost his balance falling out of the tree. Making those who saw it laugh at him. While two anbu in the trees just snickered at him, as the cat masked anbu joined them.

Looking to his right a kid with a trench coat and sunglasses held out his finger as a small bug landed on it. After a few seconds he froze as he felt something poking into his spine. "Don't tell a soul aburame I don't care if your shibi's kid." As the words fell in a dead monotone he nodded while his hand shook a little "good I'll be having a talk with your father about you spying on fellow konoha shinobi. He had the same problem as a kid." The whole conversation went unnoticed by those around. Feeling the kunai leave his spine he let out a shaky breath.

"Hmm shino you ok?" Asked kiba from beside home while hinata just looked at him worriedly.

"Yes." Was his response as he stated walking towards class.

*academy classroom*

Walking back into the classroom with his fake smile on he thought of all the things he could do till one rang out in his head. 'Oh you thought you could tease me just wait neko-nee.' Naruto thought as a devious gleam crossed his eyes.

"Naruto what are you planning." Shika asked from next to him.

Opening her mouth the loud blond who was also sitting with us was about to yell at him but was shushed "quiet ino I know who's picking me up for my office job I met her before so ima prank em."

Quieting down and knowing full well how vengeful her fellow blond could be ino just nodded as choji asked "what you going to do."

"Oh now that would be telling wouldn't it?" Naruto asked/stated

"Does it involve paint because we have to look good for my sensei." Ino asked

"Hmm don't worry just plug your nose and you be fine." Naruto responded. "When you see the purple haired woman cover your nose."

After a few minutes the door opened up revealing four shinobi. Being the first in a man with a beard spoke "I'm team tens jonin sensei Asuma sarutobi."

Following behind him was a raven haired woman with red eyes "I'm kurenai yuhi team eights sensei."

The third was a silver haired jonin with a face mask and his headband covering his left eye. He was being pushed through by the last shinobi a purple haired woman with a small cute noise, chocolate brown eyes, and a pair of bright red lips. Speaking with a lazy tone the silver haired jonin spoke "I'm kakashi hatake team sevens jonin sensei."

Still staring at the woman with wide eyes naruto was snapped out of his shock by the teasing gleam and seductive tone the woman spoke with. "Yugao uzuki and your with me naruto I'm taking you away."

Hearing her all the boys threw dirty glares at naruto. Even sasuke gave him a little one. Regaining his usual smile a devilish look crossed his eyes as he stood up and slowly walked towards the woman. As he got within arms distance Yugao got a curious and anticipated look in her eyes. As he took another step a poof of smoke revealed a blond Adonis fully nude with only small cloud of smoke covering his back and front privates. Speaking in a husky and devilish tone "my, my where would this purple haired angel want to take me. Somewhere private perhaps."

In less than a second all the girls and Yugao flew away in a nose bleed as ino was the only female genin left but she was swaying a little. While kurenai was able to plug her nose in time. Asuma was choking on his cigarette while kakashi just looked back at his porn book and giggled. Outside you would of heard two thuds and unrestrained laughter as a deer and owl anbu fell out of a tree.

Looking into the surprised eyes of Yugao Naruto mouthed 'was that good enough.'

Eye twitching a little she mouthed back 'oh just you wait you little shit.' As she got up and stated dragging Naruto away while Naruto laughed his way out of the room. "Why does the dobe get the hot chick?" Kiba asked. Taking it the wrong way kurenai looked at kiba with narrowed eyes. Getting a cold shiver down his spine kiba looked around. Seeing the glare that his sensei gave him he than asked "what did I do?"

As kurenai put him in a genjutsu and looked at shino "Carry him with me team eight."

Finally stopping his choked laughter Asuma spoke next "team ten with me."

"Team seven meet me on the roof." Kakashi spoke as he went up in a poof of smoke.