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American Exorcism: The Scientific Approach

A congregation of priests, clad in their holiest of robes, gazes up at Father Anderson, their eyes blazing with curiosity. With a mischievous grin, Anderson responds to their query about scientific exorcism. "Scientific exorcism, you ask? Picture this: we're bringing demons into the digital age! We'll blast them with Bible verses through speakers, leaving them squirming and uncomfortable. And don't even get me started on holy water – it's like demon kryptonite, folks! We'll be power-washing houses with it, creating a holy H2O tsunami!" "But wait, there's more! When push comes to shove, we're breaking out the big guns – quite literally! If bullets don't cut it, we'll upgrade to cannons, and if all else fails, we'll drop a nuclear bomb on those pesky spirits! Who said exorcism couldn't have a little firepower, huh?" Amidst the chaos of vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural shenanigans, Father Anderson's mantra remains: when in doubt, let science (and a healthy dose of holy water) do the talking!

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Exorcism Completed

Upon hearing this, Anderson remained silent. He silently retrieved a pistol-like needle gun from his backpack, its gun head already set.

He didn't hesitate; he raised the needle and aimed it directly at the arrogant Sarah on the bed, all at once.

Poof, the invisible needle shot into Sarah's shoulder.

"Jie Jie!" Sarah tilted her head and looked over her shoulder with a sinister smile on her face.

"When did God's lackey priest start using this kind of thing? Where's the cross?" Her words were full of ridicule.

Anderson maintained a polite smile, standing still. He removed the gun head and replaced it with another.

Then... poof. He shot another needle into Sarah, and then another shot right into her arrogant gaze.

The first shot contained a psychedelic drug, the second induced instant coma, and the third caused muscle weakness.

According to his research, when possessed by a demon, the original owner retains consciousness to a certain extent. These three needles can form a chain reaction to protect the original owner's consciousness and body from top to bottom.

"Jie Jie!" Sarah smiled disdainfully.

But before she could be proud, the medicine began to take effect, and Sarah, who had been raising her head, suddenly dropped down, as if she had lost all strength.

"Damn Father, what have you done?" came the roar.

Sarah forced her eyes open and stared at Anderson. At this moment, she actually couldn't control this body.

Anderson still didn't speak, slowly taking out a cross before walking forward.

"Roar!!!!"

Sarah realized something was wrong and struggled like a ferocious beast before death. However, compared to before, she was as weak as a child. The bed did not shake, and no waves splashed.

Seeing this, Anderson smiled. This is the power of science.

In the exorcism movies I watched in my previous life, the possessed person needed to be held down by several big men to perform the exorcism ritual.

However, in his view, as a medical doctor, the first stage of possession by a demon requires nothing more than the strength of the original owner. As for the increase in strength, it can only be said that the demon can maximize the use of the original owner's body, and even harm the original owner's conduct.

Psychedelic drugs can make the deep consciousness of the original owner fall into the hallucination they want, so that the evil spirits cannot control it. The coma and loss of strength can completely relax the original owner's body. Under such conditions, for the evil spirits to stay with the original owner, they have to pay a certain price.

Coming from hell to the human world is not an ordinary difficulty. Under such circumstances, the devil can only use one-third of their body's strength, which is considered to be the highest level.

"Have you never heard of my reputation in hell?"

Anderson gently pressed the cross on Sarah's forehead, feeling relaxed throughout the process.

This is a cross that has been soaked in holy water. With the blessing of the old man of God, the effect is very good. I don't know if God exists in this world, but there are evil spirits and demons. God probably does exist.

"It shouldn't be, it really shouldn't be. I have exorcised demons that are stronger and higher level than you. They even wanted to seek revenge on me. Logically speaking, my bad reputation should be spread throughout hell."

"You haven't heard of this. "But, it seems you are just a small character?" Anderson asked, but Sarah couldn't answer. Thick smoke had begun to emit from her forehead, and she could only scream. These were screams deep inside Sarah's body.

"Ahhhhh!"

The scream was not human-like, but like the last cry of a ferocious beast, which was chilling.

At the same time, a strong gust of wind came up outside and blew the windows.

Because of this, Ms. Moissan subconsciously moved closer to her husband, with a hint of fear in their eyes.

Anderson smiled calmly and directly increased the output of magic power.

[Anderson]

[Race: Human]

[Occupation: Priest, Professor of Pharmacy, Doctor...]

[All-round constitution: 24/24, (Note: The average for ordinary people is 10)]

[Life: 93/93 (Note: Normal The average person is 10)]

[Spirit: 83/83 (Note: The average person is 10)]

[Magic power: 134/134 (Note: one point of magic power is restored every minute)]

[Item: Basic divine robe, defense 6, durability: 6/10]

[...]

With more than a hundred points of magic power combined with the effect of the cross, Anderson didn't know how powerful it was. Anyway, he felt that exorcism was getting easier and easier, just like drinking water. Demons of some difficulty in the past were not worth mentioning now.

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

Sarah's eyes were closed and her lips were tightly sealed, like a sleeping princess, but a thick scream came from her body.

At the same time, a skull-like face that did not resemble human skin suddenly appeared on her neck, as if it was about to penetrate the skin and manifest in the world.

"Damn priest! Tell me your name."

This was the evil spirit's last struggle, like a flashback.

Anderson pressed his left hand on Sarah's neck, covering the skull face with his palm and tilting his head. "Why should I tell you? Get back here."

"Roar..."

The strong wind blew the doors, windows, and curtains instantly. Then, everything returned to calm.

At this moment, the entire environment became vivid, and the previously depressing and empty space became slightly alive.

At the same time, Sarah's face also changed. The originally dark eye sockets now returned to normal, and the face that had always exuded a ferocious feeling also returned to calm.

This was a beautiful Sleeping Beauty, just the way it should be.

[Ten magic points have been used]

[Exorcism: Please rescue the girl from the hands of the devil (mission completed)]

[Reward: Points +5 have been issued]

Ms. Moissan seemed to notice: "Should we make an appointment with Father Anderson?"

Anderson shook his warm hand, took away the cross from Sarah's forehead, made the sign of the cross, and said gently. "Sarah is fine."

"Really?" Ms. Moissan was on the verge of tears again.

Anderson nodded, looked at Sarah, and smiled. "Sarah is still sleeping due to the effects of the medicine, and she should be able to wake up tonight."

"Oh my, my Sarah." Ms. Moissan quickly walked over, grabbed Sarah's hand, and touched her face.

Looking at her daughter sleeping peacefully, Ms. Moissan had tears in her eyes.

However, Mr. Sandy was a little more composed and did not rush to the bed immediately. He first thanked Anderson seriously.

"Thank you, Father Anderson, thank you very much."

His eyes were already a little moist, showing that his heart was not as calm as it appeared.

Anderson shook his head and put the cross into his robe.

"Exorcism is my job. Now that the matter has been resolved, it's time for me to leave."

The church has fixed tasks. Although the reward is only +0.5 points, it's not too little, and the daily accumulation is a significant number.

"If anything else happens, you can make a call instead of coming in person."

When the old man saw him leaving, he quickly took down the cross. "Father!! Your cross!!"

"No need to give it back to me. This is a gift from the Lord to you."

Anderson smiled, picked up the backpack on the ground, turned around, and left.

Ms. Moissan and her husband looked at each other, first caressing the sleeping Sarah with a gentle and loving expression, and then quickly followed Anderson's footsteps.

They could not ignore the priest's help.