DBZ: Reborn as Gohan-Ch1

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Word Count 1200

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This is Truck-kun number 55474, starting my shift as of right now.

Another day another 50 suckers to run over.

Ohhhh, Sucker number 1 spotted. 

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I'm walking down the street, all clean and dressed up.

It's good to be me. The housewife across the street just called me. Her retard of a husband has to stay 3 more days at the base in the next town. He leaves his bombshell wife, alone for most of the time, and her libido is off the chart.

Lucky for me, I noticed this and started to keep her company when she is lonely. Now I have another 2 days alone with her, I have been looking forward to the new roleplay we decided to try.

With a skip to my step, i grab the gate door, to enter the house where i will spend 2 wonderful and fulfilling days full of debauchery 

*Vrrroooooo*

A truck? 

But the streets are blocked in this region. I turn my head to the left and i see the front of an Optimus Prime Truck. He slams me, i feel my bones and organs getting crushed from the impact. By body is sent flying to who knows where.

"First kill of the day, LET'S GOOOO!!!   I hear a loud voice over the truck speakers

Another Isekai Story started thanks to me. You are welcome bitches!"

My body crashes into a wall, my consciousness starts slipping

"Ahhhh that Feels good. I love this job"

"Running people over is my private time, my therapy, my religion."

"Hmmm, a Nerd leaving a manga store. Sucker Number 2 on his way"

... darkness consumes me before i even had the chance to curse him...

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I slowly start to wake up in an unfamiliar place, its dark, and warm.. 

I wake up again after who knows how long, I suddenly feel like I'm getting squeezed, am i going to be crushed to death now.

Then just as suddenly there was Light.

Fuck its bright. Where the hell am I now?

"Its a boy!"   I was reborn? Wait How can i understand them?

"WoohoO~ Chi Chi look he has a tail" I think the retard is trying to bust my ear drum, my eyes are still blurry so I can't see, but he sounds like an idiot

"Goku-sa he looks just like you. Come on! Smile for Mommy" hmm her voice is a bit weak, but considering she has just given birth it's understandable, but I swear I have heard them before

"Ohh, let Mommy wipe your eyes" Ouch, be gentle woman, I'd like to grow up with a working pair of eyes

"Goku-sa, lets name him Gohan after your grandfather" my 'mother' says with a gentle tone

"Umu, I think grandpa will be happy with that" 

Ahh finally I can see better and my entire being freezes when I see my father

Tall and muscular- ✔ (Check)

Orange Gi- ✔

Unruly gravity defying black hair- ✔

Extremely stupid and punchable face- ✔

My father is Mother Fuking GOKU!!

I'm dead... I'm so soo dead, with that realization my eyes roll to the back of my head and I pass out. 

~ 1 year later

After 1 full year of shitting my dippers and lots of crying I have finally grown enough to be able to crawl, without falling on my face because my arms can't support my weight.

I was in denial for the first month because DBZ is a world that is on a higher plane of existence compared to other anime, and its one of the most dangerous ones too. I was sure that I was going to die, Frieza Arc is right around the corner and that guy can blow up planets just by breathing,

But then I realized the potential I have as Gohan. In the show, Gohan had THE Most Potential in the entire world. But because of his mother and his personality he never achieved anything. He became a scholar, good job, later on he was so weak because he didn't train that he lost to Krillin.

Well I wont be repeating his mistakes. ChiChi can go fuck herself. If she tires any shit with me. I'll just leave and go survive on my own.

At the start of DBZ Piccolo and Goku had about 400 power level each. When Gohan got angry at 4 years old he had 700 then 1300 power level. His latent potential is off the charts.

If I start training early on, until I drop, my Siyan side will heal me up. And I need to eat a lot, I don't want to be short like Goku was, because he didn't eat the necessary nutrients that he needed. Sure he ate a lot, but only when there were celebrations or something like that. He needed to eat like that each day during his childhood so he can grow.  Raditz was much taller then Goku as a child.

So, for the next year, I will crawl until I run out of energy and cry for more food. When I can stand up, I will walk and run.

~ Another year passes by

I'm 2 years old and I'm running outside in the garden, almost buck naked. I follow Goku each time he goes out to train, I just sit there and watch him, and try to imitate him.

He was very happy that I'm interesting in Martial Arts, ChiChi on the other hand was livid, she started screaming like a banshee, and dragged me back to the living room to read kid's picture books.

I took the picture book and threw it in her face. Since the book was light in the first place it didn't hurt her. But she started crying and screaming that I was turning into a delinquent.

Each time she tried shit like that I retaliated. I remember the shit that OG Gohan had to go through because of her. She tried to get me to 'study', tried to put on 'proper' clothes on me, the ones where you could barely move and breathe. I ripped both of them apart.

The only time she's happy is when we eat together. Despite all her bad points she is an amazing cook. I eat literally till my stomach is close to exploding.

This is going to be my lifestyle for the foreseeable future, Raditz comes in 2 more years. And Vegeta and Nappa in 3 years, I think. I can't remember the years from the show. Nobody remembers that shit. I'm just eyeballing it based on what I can remember. I have watched the show like 6 times, It's a classic, but I was never good with years.

I want to be able to hide my KI when Raditz comes. I'll just hull up in some mountain, and wait for Piccolo to kill him and Goku.

Goku is an Imbecile that should just stay dead. But sadly, I need him for future events. If he tries that shit about letting the enemies go, I'm killing him myself. I'll just bring him back when I need him.

Sighh, this is going to be such a pain!!!

~A/N

Gohan was born May 18. Age 757

First Chapter Written on Oct 29, 2021

*yes that was on purpose, mother fuking, coz Chi Chi is his mother xD, couldn't help myself, it was the perfect situation to use it