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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Yiqian Qingdai · Game
3.6
Was it you that night?
On the eve of their wedding, Yan Changsheng brought back a girl and publicly called off the marriage. Only then did Shen Qinghe realize that Yan Changsheng was the crazy male lead from a book, and the girl was the irresistible female protagonist. As for her, she was just early cannon fodder fated to die, and her elder sister was the malevolent female supporting character whom everyone wanted to beat up. Tsk, the plot is just freaking ridiculous! After awakening, Shen Qinghe busied herself with cultivation, protecting her elder sister. Yet, unknowingly seizing the female protagonist's luck, she attracted several crazy male leads, each of them forcibly taking what they wanted from her. She thought Dongfang Wuya was relatively normal, but who knew he was crazier, actually seizing the position of Heavenly Emperor and then forcibly marrying her to become the Heavenly Empress! ** As the high and mighty belle of the cultivation world, Dongfang Wuya had countless admirers and fans. Yet he was devoted to cultivation, treating love as if it were dirt. Initially thinking Shen Qinghe was deeply in love with him, he sternly advised her, "Focus on your cultivation, do not get distracted by romantic entanglements!" Later, irked by her dedication to cultivation, he pressed her into his arms and kissed her, seductively coaxing with a playful smile, "Be my Daoist companion, and I'll aid you in cultivation, hmm?" [Asura Field, Cremation Ground, Male Rivalry, Su Wen]
Ten million · Fantasi
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #SYSTEM #MAGIC #HAREM #OVERPOWERED #TRAGEDY #EVOLUTION #ACADEMY #RAREBLOODLINE
The Angelic System That Turned My Life Into Hell
[Enter Loogam or you will die.] “Huh?” For the 15-year-old Mika Elbar it was a day like any other. He casually spent his time strolling around the village. Mika was neither ambitious nor did he have a dream. Unlike the others in his age, he wasn’t really interested in adventures or subjugating monsters and demons to become a hero. It was enough for him to live his life peacefully with his family in the village. However, things didn’t go as planned. A voice in his head suddenly threatened him to enter the world’s most renowned magic academy, Loogam. The academy was known for producing the best mages, knights, adventures and even heroes. It goes without saying that whoever graduates from that academy will be swimming in fame and wealth. Thus, reluctantly, Mika decided to try to enter Loogam with no hopes of getting accepted. After all, his magic was below average and he didn’t even possess one of the world’s 66 mythic relics. Instead, he only had the guidance of a strange voice in his head and a rusty sword on his hip. But will that be enough to survive in the magic academy Loogam? In the world of Lorw, where dangerous and powerful monsters constantly threat the peace? --------------------------------------------------------- Cover by Gakusei Muto (Instagram: @gakusei.muto)
VERSON · Fantasi
3.6
The Hunter That Returned From Hell
18 years old Yi Kang-Ho's life was perfect until he was sucked into a portal which transported to a Hell like world. In this world he had fight creatures, monsters, demons. He risked his life for 400 years and one faithful day he managed to somehow escape the Hell and came back to earth but even after spending 400 years there only 2 years had gone by on Earth. Earth was totally different from before dungeons appeared everywhere, Hunters became the new government of the new world and the world became dog eat dog world. Follow the journey of Kang-Ho in this new world filled with adventures. ............................................................................... Support author- Patreon.com/Rish_madara Get to read unreleased chapters by supporting me on Patreon also you can join our discord for disscussion over the novel ------------------------------------------------------------------- The cover does not belong to me the credit goes to creator if creator wants me to remove it please contact me.
Rish_madara · perkotaan
3.5
#ADVENTURE #COMEDY #VIDEOGAME #SCARY #FASTPACED #SURVIVALGAME #ANTIROUTINE
Clown Game
It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?---------------- This is a story where Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!
Fat melon · Seram
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#R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #REVENGE #POSSESSIVE #SMUT #ENEMIESTOLOVERS #BADBOY #FORBIDDENLOVE #LOVEAFTERMARRIAGE #TRIALMARRIAGE
The bride that never was
When her meticulously crafted marriage to Elijah Rossi shatters on her wedding night with a brutal revelation: "There is no us, Imogen. There never was." Imogen is abandoned by her husband and further faces an even crueler twist when her husband refuses a divorce. With the arrival of Isaac Rossi, Elijah's revenge-driven half brother, Imogen strikes a clandestine deal with her brother-in-law to navigate a dangerous game of deceit, seeking to outmaneuver her indifferent husband. As loyalties are tested, Imogen must decide which brother is right for her. The one she was made for or the one she burns for.
Fair_Child · perkotaan
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#ACTION #HAREM #SLICEOFLIFE #KINGDOMBUILDING #CONQUER #HISTORICAL #NOCHEATS #POSITIVE
The India that could be
Follow a young modern Indian guy into the complexities of ancient India.
maddymudda · Sejarah
4.5
#COMEDY #SUPERPOWERS #TRANSMIGRATION #SLICEOFLIFE
What The Luck!?
Asher was always down on his luck, but that is not a surprise seeing that God made his soul with a negative luck value. When Asher's soul returns to God he decided to fix this problem and even give him an upgrade. Asher is thrown in to a new world almost exactly like his previous...almost. Follow Asher as he maneuvers this changed world, no more bullies? Friends? Loving family? Oh, yea, and superpowers! ===============================================
1King_Rep1 · Sci-fi
4.9
The Man from the Hell
The Demon Emperor in the universe was reborn and had returned! Enemies should kneel down in front of him! Beauties should lie down in front of him! "I am a demon. I enslave gods and immortals! If you don't succumb to me, I will make you by force!"--Ye Feng!
Autumn Wind 123 · perkotaan
4.0
#POSSESIVE #TWISTEDLOVE
The Canary that couldn't escape
He kept her by his side, never letting go! "Please, can you let me go?" "Impossible," he said, "unless you're no longer my only one." After they fell in love, he declared possessively, "I want to keep you by my side, to make you belong only to me. You can only love me too, your mind, your world, must be filled with only me." Yet his domineering love sent a chill through her.
Enchanting Smile · perkotaan
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#ROMANCE #REINCARNATION #COMEDY #REBIRTH
The Love That Remains
(Completed) A love story between a spunky reborn cursed witch and a black-bellied shaman. Fang Aisa died and returned to the time when she was fifteen. There are more than 100 reasons to avoid him, but why did she want to see him again? Hmph, she will avoid the devil. She will live her life the way she wants. But, why can she suddenly see dead people after her rebirth? MC: Witchy Powers? Curse? Gods? Are you kidding me? ML: I am your gigolo. MC: Who wants someone like you? I am into older men. ML: Can you run away from me? _________________________________ Instagram: Koch_Norah Goodreads. www.goodreads.com/norah_koch Picture Credit: Photo by Alvin Mahamudov on Unsplash ___________________________________ ****Full list of my novels******* Novels with Interconnected Worlds: 1. The Love That Remains (Completed) 2. His Mischievous Time-Traveler: How to capture a celebrity husband? (Completed) 3. His Devious Harbinger: How To Tame A Wicked God? (Completed) 4. Supernatural Investigation 101: Chronicles of Nakashima Wakana 5. When A Ghoul Falls In Love 6. Hunting for a Husband in a Vampire Apocalypse Standalone Novels: Her Wicked CEO: How To Seduce A Hikikomori Wife? Miss Chicken & Her Mister The Villainous Emperor is My Pet? (Available on Goodnovel.com) Bad x Bad: My Dear Hana (Available on Goodnovel.com)
Norah_Koch · Fantasi
4.8
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #LEVELUP #VIDEOGAME #EVOLUTION
Game's Villain Is The Evil Clown
"Only the victor can have the last laugh." *** [Destiny Fall]. A global sensation that became Game of the Year for 5 consecutive years. The game was set in the far future where the players could explore the vast Universe. It had exceptional narrative, characters, lore, and combat mechanics. There was only one problem with the game. It was damn hard to clear! 10 years had gone by, yet no one reached its ending! I was the 9th global rank player. While everyone dropped the game due to the absurd difficulty, I remained, doing my best to achieve a full clear. But... "Where am I?" I became the Evil Clown, an NPC whose only job was to die in every route of the game!
TheCringeGuy · Sci-fi
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The Model Was a Nerd
Rosella Jones was a high school nerd. Most student in the school likes to makes fun of her because of her dressing and a face full of pimple. Her number one bully is Jessica a.k.a the school queen bee and Kyle Landon the school popular. Rose always wanted to be a model but what happened if the whole school knows? And the one who told everyone is non other than Kyle Landon her crush. After 6 years later Rosella manage to be a successful model, everyone knows who she is. But what happened if Kyle Landon meet the new Rosella Jones? Will he fall for her?
pinktulips · Masa Muda
4.5
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #R18 #HAREM #SURVIVAL #ANTIHERO #LEVELUP
"What The Hell!? I Can Extract Anything and Grow Stronger Endlessly!"
Two centuries ago, mysterious 'Monsters' emerged globally, pushing humanity to the edge of extinction. These creatures are linked to the 'Abyssal Watchtower,' a colossal 100-floor structure ruled by enigmatic Gods and Demons. A tempting message spread, urging people to "CLIMB THE TOWER" for their desires. Governments failed to stop challengers, leading to punishment by the tower's powers. People rushed into the tower seeking refuge from a collapsing world, only to discover a vast new interior. Races from different realms converged to ascend the tower at age 18, facing survival challenges and self-discovery. Two centuries later, in 2236, on the Abyssal Watchtower's Ground Floor, a female instructor guides a group of people through a portal to the tutorial floor. Among them is Ren, who reflects on his troubled past and enters the tutorial floor with excitement. Inside, he discovers his unique ability: "ENDLESS EXTRACTION & FUSION," which lets him extract anything from a target to gain abilities and combine them for greater strength. With this badass ability, Ren stands at a crossroads. How far will he rise? Will he become the hope of others and save those around him? Or will he succumb to the darkness of pleasure and transform into a monster? Join Ren in his struggling journey, where he encounters many women who captivate his heart. As he forges connections and seeks love amidst the challenges, he faces the uphill battle of realizing his dream of achieving godhood and reaching the top of the tower. Though far behind in his pursuit, Ren’s potential to reach godhood in the near future lends an air of ambition and anticipation to his story. ******************************************** Note: The main character (MC) is not a reincarnated being, and he isn't an overly malicious villain who takes pleasure in mindless killing. Therefore, his actions won't be excessively cruel. While he will have a harem, his behavior won't involve lecherous pursuits of every woman he encounters. The number of women in his harem will also be limited, with a maximum of seven, the numbers may increase if the situation demands, but still don't expect it to be too big. If you're not a fan of this type of MC and story, it might not be the right fit for you. Keep in mind that this is a work of pure fantasy, so our usual common sense might not apply to this novel.
Stellar_NYX · Fantasi
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#ROMANCE #R18 #MAGIC #HAREM #DEVIL #MYTH #RAREBLOODLINE #EGOIST #RIGHTEOUS #ANGEL
I Am The Prince of Hell
It's been almost sixteen years since Lucifer disappeared, leaving his throne vacant. Hell has long since plunged into civil war. Seven Princes and Four Infernal Dukes, along with their Seventy-Two Infernal Legions, battle to occupy the Abyssal Throne of Hell in a bloody and horrific war. Meanwhile, in the human world, Daemom Morningstar, a fifteen-year-old with the gift of seeing souls and infernal beings, receives an invitation to attend the mysterious Boarding School in Oregon, in the city of New Eden. Unbeknownst to him, Daemom will become entangled in a chain of events that will lead him to discover the truth behind his lineage and, consequently, a path that will take him straight to his rightful place. — The Abyssal Throne of Hell.
TakeTheSun · Fantasi
4.9
#KINGDOMBUILDING
The Humble Wife That Was Blessed by the Heavens
Shen Qinglan was a retired top assassin. She had only one wish: to live a life of leisure until her end. Little did she know, fate had other plans. On a sunny, cloudless summer day, lightning struck her down. - Upon waking up, she found herself in a different world. She was in a small village and was considered a foolish girl. She had initially planned to live as a carefree fool, but her family had too many mouths to feed, and there was never enough food to go around. - The first time they crossed paths, he approached her and greeted her, but she ignored him. The second time they met, he was her landlord, and he asked, “Miss, want to be friends?” She nodded and agreed. Delighted, he gave her a house and money, claiming it was to help a friend in need. The third time they met, he brought her a gift. Then, the fourth, fifth, and sixth times... Every time she saw him, she received a new gift.
Clear Painting · Umum
4.8
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #R18 #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #DARK #OVERPOWERED #TRAGEDY
IF HELL WAS COLD
In a world ravaged by demonic calamities, Aiden, a man who lost everything, his sister vanished in a mysterious abduction, his parents scarred by the hellish energy that brought demons to Earth. Amidst the chaos, Aiden is cast out by his foster family, cheated of all he held dear. But fate grants him an opportunity: to save his ailing mother, locate his missing sister, and ascend to unparalleled strength as something more than a Contractor, humanity's last hope against the infernal onslaught. A tale of resilience, retribution, and redemption unfolds in the ashes of a shattered world.
Wize_king · Fantasi
4.9
#ROMANCE #DEVIL #BL #YAOI
The Highway to Hell
Aaron (MC) sells his soul to Lucifer (ML) to be his friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes he genuinely likes him. Since he can't renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millennia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan's #1 ------ The main character here is Aaron and thanks to the support of family and the devil himself, he will get better. He has currently depression and. this story will be about how he overcomes it. So while the first chapter is a bit angsty, there will be enough fluff and romance afterward. Though it's not a love-cures-it-all type of story, I assure you. This is a character that will face hurdles and will grow stronger thanks to it. Character development will be the main topic along with romance. Then we have the politics of demon and angel society. ------ - Character development - BL Romance - Angel and demon society - Goodish!Lucifer ------ Excerpt: "So, how work went?” Lucifer snorted. “I like how you want to make it sound as if I just came from some normal human job and not from trying to organize which souls go for each demon to torture.” “You’re lucky I’m not eating, right now,” Sam said as he put the food inside the microwave. “Besides, a guy can dream, right? Someday maybe you would do some office work for a change.” “I’m hurt, Sam. Why try to make me more human? I’m just an archangel, standing in front of a guy, asking him to love him. With all and his ruling Hell and damning-souls side. It’s not much.” Sam slowly turned towards Lucifer. “First, you’re not standing in front of me. Second, stop quoting romantic movies.” “You love it.” ----- I wrote this story when I was on the road to recovery with my own depression so while I've never been in a mental hospital, I've had the experience of dealing with it. ------ Want to talk to me? jorieds-fof.tumblr.com/ Discord: JorieDS#4193
JorieDS · LGBT+
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#R18 #MYSTERY #DARK #SUPERPOWERS #BETRAYAL #REVENGE #BEAUTY #WEREWOLF #POWERFULCOUPLE #FORBIDDENLOVE
The Venom That Saves
“Who are you? A dormant were wolf or a human?” His voice broke as he spoke. His eyes were silently pleading, anxiously waiting for the answer. Deep down, he knew it already. Yet, his stubborn heart refused to concede. The silence that followed was enough to escalate the hurt he felt in his heart from a dull throb, to burning glaring pain. The bullet wound he received a year ago hurt less than what he felt at that moment. “Here you go. It’s time to end this forever. Let’s make it fun while it lasts.” He handed her a shiny golden revolver. One look and she knew, neither could survive a shot between the eyes. There was only one bullet in the gun. Her hands shook as she tried to let go, as though it burnt at her skin. Kai didn’t let her. He won’t have any of it. This was his surrender. His eyes spoke words that his lips couldn’t. They were raw with emotions both familiar and foreign to her. Her own silver eyes filled with tears as she tried not to cry. “I choose to die by your hands. You are the only one with the right to take my life. Let’s begin!” He didn’t wait for her to process his words before helping her place the gun between his eyes, which never wavered from hers. Click! Click! Click! “Noooooooo!” She screamed as she dropped the gun. ************************************************************* DISCLAIMER!! Note that the chapters are not edited as of yet. However, they have very little grammatical errors here and there Nothing major. Please show some love and support for this new piece. I hope you will enjoy reading it. Additionally, don't forget to leave an honest review behind. It helps with the rating. Criticism are welcome, if and only if, they are meant in good faith. please, avoid being extreme and harsh in your corrections. I am only human after all. Don't forget to leave your comments, votes and gifts if you can. Thanks. Enjoy Join my Discord if you wish to interact with me and discuss the characters. https://discord.gg/jJeBuJN8 If you like my writing, you can always buy me coffee. It would be appreciated. https://ko-fi.com/kittenbunny
MUHACHE_JUMA · perkotaan
4.9
#MAGIC #NONHUMAN #FATEDLOVE #POWERFULCOUPLE
The Song that Sealed the Fairy’s Fate
Elysiel, the last princess of the fairies, risks everything by singing a forbidden song — a melody that summons the most powerful of demons. But instead of meeting her destruction, she receives a dangerous offer: Seraphis, the lord of the underworld, promises to save her kingdom from extinction. The price? Her soul… and her heart. Now, bound by a dark pact, Elysiel must become queen of darkness. As her fate becomes linked with that of Seraphis, forces beyond her understanding threaten the balance between the world of the living and hell. But as the tension between them turns into overwhelming desire, Seraphis discovers that their love could be the key to salvation — or the undoing of everything.
Lia_Rysant · Fantasi
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