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351 Chs

Set 40

Can you guess it

How fast can you guess these words

1. BOO_S

2 _ _NDOM

3. F_CK

4. P_N_S

5. PU_S_

6. S_X

To find out the answers scroll down

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Guess what you got all of them wrong.... didn't you? You dirty mind the answers are

1. BOOKS

2. RANDOM

3. FORK

4. PANTS

5. PULSE

6. SIX

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Dragon master and the Chief physician

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said,

"I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes."

Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity.

Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master.

Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion onto King Arthur's loincloth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master.....

Moral of the story: Pay your bills.

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Two tribal ladies were digging potatoes in the field. One lady digs up two large potatoes bigger than her fist.

She says, "Oh my! These remind me of my husband Jebadiah's balls."

The other woman gazed in wonder and said, "You mean his balls are that BIG!"

"No!" the woman replied. "There're that dirty!"