Chapter 13

(The same night at the same room)

(Gilgamesh Pov)

I was sitting, smiling, and drinking some wine while listening Siduri yelling at Enkidu about the offer. And she questioned who the person who offered Enkidu the deal about making an offspring.

Enkidu was very scared at Siduri like he seen a demon before him. I was laughing so hard that I cried of what happened in just a few minutes that I came crashed to their room, I disrupted when they were gonna do it for the first time, making fun of them because it has been a year of their marriage they hadn't done it yet. And talking to Enkidu about Ishtar offer infront of Siduri about Enkidu and Ishtar making baby together.

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An hour later, Siduri stopped questioning and yelling at Enkidu, and he explained how he rejected the offer and who she was.

"Well the two of are done." I sighed and continue talking "Let's move to another offer she had given you."

"What another offered." She then again gave Enkidu another bloodshot stare.

"It's nothing to worry about Siduri." Enkidu replied.

"No, what is it? Enkidu." A very angry Siduri has appeared again.

"Yeah, what is it? Enkidu explain?" I added more oil to the fire.

After a few minutes of angry Siduri yelling he then explained that me and Enkidu, that something happened to the kind guardian of the cedar forest, Humbaba causing chaos near his home and other countries Pantheon blaming our countries of what happened to their land. And Humbaba is one of Sumerian-Akkadian Pantheon, if one of the gods in Sumerian-Akkadian Pantheon executed Humbaba, and the father founds out there will be a conflict between their Pantheon and Enkidu said who was the father of Humbaba was, and the parent of humbaba was Hanbi and his Enlil liked Humbaba was like a son to him. Hanbi is the the God of evil and God of all evil forces. And Enlil was the god of air, wind, and storm. He was also the chief god of the Sumerian pantheon

And Enlil always visit Humbaba and checks up on him, and if Enlil know that someone in his Pantheon killed Humbaba who was like a son to him and there are risk when killing Humbaba.

Siduri was shocked about this news. So after that I then have a brotherly talked with Enkidu alone.

Siduri left us alone and she use another room to sleep because she was stressed out because of what's happening and needs to a break.

After a couple hours of our brotherly talk me saying that "I can. do it alone so don't worry, leave it to your big brother." But Enkidu wasn't happy about what I said.

"No I want to help you!!"

"What do you mean your helping me, your the first one to get this offer in the first place."

"But still I want to stop him from making chaos."

"Damn it, your still gonna come with me aren't you, even if I reject you from coming."

"That's true, I will still fight Humbaba either you like it or not." Enkidu said.

"Well go to the cedar forest next month, for now we prepare, and you two need to do the 'deed,' Of I'm gonna make fun of you for the whole month were preparing." I said while grin came up to my face.

"Well then, our talk is finished I must go to my house and talked to father of what is happening in the world right now, and have a nice talk to him, bye." I waved my hands and walked to the Forest and go to our house. after I arrived home I get me some wine and talked to my father grave and wishing him a good life.

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A week later, I found out they did the deed. I was happy that I have new thing to tease and annoy them with.

For the a week I've been with the married couple I always tease them, we were in their one of the biggest kitchen room in the the Garden. But then Enkidu betrayed me "Brother why are you always teasing us what happened last week, are you still a virgin so that's why you keep teasing us. and your 26 years old." It was the biggest betrayal I've known, I felt a arrow Pierced my heart. He revealed that I haven't lost my V-card yet. And I heard an annoying laugh at Siduri for me not losing it yet.

"Brother why? why? why did you reveal it that I'm still a virgin." I'm was crying for how hurt I was when Enkidu revealed I'm still a virgin.

Another week past by and I was teased at by Siduri for a week. We were near finishing our preparation, I was happy that we are leaving because I can't stand it anymore of Siduri's constant making fun of me.

The day we are leaving, Siduri was worried about Enkidu because she was a loving wife she is and how a good friend she is and flip me of.

We got a map from Ishtar about where Humbaba was and he was there in his home in the Cedar forest. I estimated the time were gonna arrived there with some breaks on the way is about roughly 6 months.

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Here I am to most beautiful scumbag Author here.

I really need make a rough draft of what will be happening to all other volumes and connect it with each other.

I need to make a bunch of Google search for the other characters history that I'm gonna make in another volume.

So Praise me bitches

Just kidding sorry for call you guys bitches.

Ahh, Shit I will make a suggestion who will end up with or just he can just be aloner I don't want to spoil what about it happen in the later volume.