Chapter 32:

'There is no way he can get a raise from Fluffy-chan. That plush toy is stingier than granny; the only thing he shares is a chessboard.' I thought about the amusing claim.

'Wait! The person who should be getting any pay rise is me! I've healed plenty of hero course morons in my years at UA. I deserve a FAT cheque for my continued service.'

While I wallowed in my self-induced depression at the fact that I have been used as a walking stimpack for the students without being paid, the class made its way off the bus. I don't even need the money, but it's the principle of the matter.

I was brought out of my stupor as the huge mechanical doors to the USJ opened slowly with a long creak. I could finally look upon the building that I've already been in multiple times during my time as Chiyo's apprentice. Where else is better to prepare a future medic hero than the USJ? Nowhere that I know of.

The USJ or the Unforeseen Simulation Joint is a huge dome-shaped building located in the UA school compound; its purpose is to train hero course students for disaster rescue scenarios they may face in their future careers.

There are six specialized zones for various disasters. They are the ruins zone, landslide zone, mountain zone, conflagration zone, flood zone, and downpour zone. They are all connected by one central plaza/hub with a fountain in the very center of the building.

The ruins zone simulates a destroyed urban environment, with buildings and assorted rubble in precarious conditions. It is most likely there to represent the ever-present earthquakes that plague Japan to this day. In my opinion, it's the easiest type of rescue mission, though that's not saying much as I control time itself.

The landslide zone is just one complete mess of an area, even more so than the ruins. Slippery mud that can cause you to fall all the way back down the mountainous hill of debris, random exposed wires from fallen telephone poles are hidden away in the ground like worms. It's just not pleasant at all, especially when you need to dig, as you will never know what could be waiting for you down there.

The mountain zone is just that, a mountainous area. It's a far more pleasant version of the landslide zone in my experience. You just have to watch out for loose rocks and steep cliff faces when climbing, and you will be completely fine.

After that, we have what I affectionately call Satan's womb, or what the boring people call it, the conflagration zone. For a person who loves the cold like me, and has to debate every morning on whether or not the sun is really needed, this zone is my worst nightmare. It's an urban area that is always on fire.

I'm not too fond of it, and I secretly wish Katsuki gets sent there and has his nitroglycerin sweat completely blow the place to the moon.

The flood zone is a maritime environment with a lake, a ship, and a waterslide. Why is there a waterslide? I can only guess that this is the UA staff holiday destination. It's one of the more beneficial zones for the hero course, as it deals with when a possible tsunami hits Japan and people need evacuation.

The downpour zone isn't pleasant either. It's an urban area that is constantly dark with heavy rainfall and strong winds present at all times. It's just depressing.

What could I take from seeing this all in person for the first time? UA is fucking loaded. They have an entire cruise ship that's only purpose is to sink. That's not even mentioning how much all the disaster simulating technology would cost.

Thirteen, or Marshmellow-chan, was the person that greeted us with a wave as soon as the doors fully opened.

"Everyone! I've been waiting for you all." Marshmallow-chan said as we started making our way towards the long-ass staircase.

"Oh my god, it's really Thirteen! I love you so much!" Uraraka squealed.

"Who?"

"The space hero, Thirteen! One of the top rescue heroes in the world that have saved tons of people from disasters. How do you not know them?" Uraraka said, completely baffled at the prospect of someone not knowing her favorite hero.

"Love you, Marshmallow-chan! Is that a new spacesuit? Looking real plush gurl~." I shouted.

(A/N: I can't remember Thirteen's gender, but I assume they are female. So they're female now. PS. sorry if I robbed their penis.)

"P-Please stop trying to embarrass me today Sakuya, I'm trying to look professional in front of the new people."

I took the time of her being completely embarrassed to send my clone, who is with Eri over in UA, a text before the signal was cut off. It was a singular meme, but as we share the same singular brain cell, they should get the message.

Marshmallow-chan decided to tell everyone about the various features regarding the USJ proudly. As the list went on and on, my classmates were gradually becoming more in awe.

"Thirteen, where's the moron? He was supposed to meet my class here." Homeless-san asked.

"Yeah, about that..." Marshmallow-chan walked closer and whispered something to the homeless man.

'Oh, there aren't any fingers indicating All Might's time limit this time around. Gotta love the butterfly effect, or what I now call the Sakuya effect. Creative name, I know.' The smug smile on my face alerted the nearby Momo.

"Dear, do you know why All Might is absent?" she asked before leaning closer and whispering, "You didn't kill him... Right?"

"He's in a better place right now, babe," I replied, not technically lying as he was currently in a spa town in northern Japan.

The surrounding students grew paler at my words. Wondering if I really did kill All Might deep within the back of their minds.

"Fine, I'll split his pay for the hour with you. Shall we begin?" Homeless-san said, completely ignoring my antics.

"Yes. Before we get into the simulations, though, let me say a few things."

I began checking my phone for a signal, as it was a more discreet way of checking when the attack was beginning than just looking around vigilantly.

"Everyone, as I am sure you're aware of my quirk, Black Hole. I can suck up anything and have it turn to dust." Marshmallow-chan started.

"You've been able to use that quirk to save people from all kinds of disasters, right?" Melissa asked as Uraraka nodded enthusiastically beside her.

"Yes, but it is a quirk that can kill just as easily as it saves people. Some of you also have quirks like that, right?" Marshmallow-chan said, staring right at me.

"You're gonna make blush~."

"Anyway-"

"Ouch, I just got ignored by Marshmallow-chan." I exclaimed dramatically, using this opportunity to bury myself into Momo's soft chest, "Comfort me, babe, I'm distraught."

"There, there, you'll be fine, dear," Momo said, patting my head.

"- In a superhuman society like ours, personal quirks have been certified and regulated, so it doesn't seem like a problem at first glance. However, please remember that many quirks can kill with a single wrong step.

You have seen the current 'limit' of your quirk at the time during Aizawa's test and have experienced the dangers of using your quirk against others. This is all about how you can use your quirks to save people. There will be no fighting involved.

It is my job, and I hope to teach you how to use your quirks for more than just harm. Thank you for listening."

Homeless-san decided it was his turn on the mic, and took over,

"Alright then. Let's start with-"

Suddenly, the electrics started malfunctioning, lightning arced across the high beams supporting the dome. The fountain at the center of the dome starts flickering before being enveloped in black mist.

A feral grin subconsciously made its way onto my face; a singular thought raced through my mind.

'It's playtime.'

Only a single person was making it out of the attack on the villain's side, and it was the crusty lip dude. I wonder who's getting sent where, as my presence fucked with the original cast. Oh god, I better not take Ojiro's place in Satan's womb.

I could use my plagiarized version of Yhwach's ability, 'The Almighty,' to alter the future, but that would go against my morals as a gacha addict. If I knew where I was going or what was going to happen, it would ruin everything. So, I can only sit back and let nature run its course.

"Everyone, gather together; villains seem to have infiltrated the USJ. Thirteen, guard the students." Homeless-san ordered as soon as he noticed the activity near the fountain.

"Sensei, what about the trespasser sensors?" Momo asked Thirteen.

"We have them, and they have activated already. They must be interfering with them."

"The question is whether or not they only infiltrated the USJ, or are they all over the school?" Shoto asked.

"Saku-chan, didn't you say you always knew what was going to happen? Did you know this attack would happen?" Toga asked me.

"Perhaps."

A collective gasp escaped the students, clearly not anticipating me just letting them all fall into a trap. Momo decided to speak up once more and asked a flurry of questions,

"Dear, are we safe? Is Eri going to be safe? Did you notify UA in any way that this attack would happen? Why didn't you at least tell me about the attack?"

"To answer your questions, babe. We will be completely safe; Eri is completely safe, UA has been notified. Finally, I did this for the good of the class! It would be best if you were thanking me. Now you all get some actual combat experience against foes that won't hold back. You want to be heroes, don't you? Then stop fearing these morons." I preached.

"That doesn't explain why you didn't tell me," Momo said sternly.

"Well… you would have snitched to Fluffy-chan… andthenIwouldn'tbeabletohavefun..." I replied, quickly mumbling the last part to myself.

"That's not a good enough reason!" she fumed at my admission.

'Tch. Damn her and her enhanced hearing.' I clicked my tongue after realizing no matter how fast I spoke; there was a good chance she would hear me clear as day.

Looking down the stairs, I see that Homeless-san has already jumped into action. He was clearing out the low-level thugs with ease. He struck with precise strikes to joints, and various other weak points, as his opponents grew flustered at their lack of quirk. His scarf was used to gain leverage on his larger opponents and create various openings as it snagged at their limbs.

'Damn, that Nomu is bigger than canon, that's for sure. It looks like Bane and the Hulk's secret love child, Jesus! What the hell did they do to that thing?'

"Alright, peeps. As long as you don't get hit by that big bastard, near the person with a hand fetish, that kinda looks like he could pass for Tokoyami's roided up uncle, you will be fine~" I said, casually waving off their stares.

I wasn't about to risk anything, though. I slowed down the behemoth of a nomu by 75%, still fast enough to outspeed the students, but not enough to where the momentum of a punch would have the air pressure alone eviscerate my classmates. I'm not going to completely fuck them over.

While the students were busy focusing on Homeless-san's surprising fighting prowess, and Homeless-san was busy fighting off a horde of villains by his lonesome, Kurogiri took advantage of the situation and warped up to the entrance where we were currently stationed.

"It's a pleasure to me-" the mist man started.

"How do you pee?" I interrupted him with the most important question ever.

"Portals. Now, as I was sa-"

"Aren't your organs, and in turn your bladder, just mist though, where would the pee be stored?"

"As I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted by your maid.

We are the League of Villains. I know it was impolite, but we decided to invite ourselves into this haven of justice and say hello.

Truly a place befitting of All Might, the symbol of peace, to take his last breath. I believe he was supposed to be here today, yet I see no sign of him here. I guess it doesn't matter, in the end, I still have a role to play.

Scatter, and be torn to shreds by my comrade's hands." Kurogiri said before promptly surrounding us all in his fog.

I froze Kirishima, Katsuki, and Marshmallow-chan in time before they could intervene and ruin my fun time. I released my hold on them before we were fully encompassed, so they would be able to land in their designated zone without injury.

They were all able to hear my parting words before being whisked away.

"Hah~ This is gonna be so much fun~!" I said, with a dramatic sigh and ecstatic tone.