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There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns (Dungeon)

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

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[18] I AM DEO!

Delta hummed as she added the second sticky trap that night to the Fort Room. After the spider attack, she felt hesitant to send her goblins out to gather things. At least until she could properly equip them with weapons and stuff. Delta didn't feel like it was the end of the world. Maybe she could ask Ruli to collect trash or if Quiss had any junk he wanted to be rid of.

Working with people. The idea was absolutely wonderful. Delta hoped both of them had many friends that they could invite to her Dungeon. Ruli might... actually, she had boasted about being the rudest woman in town.

Maybe Quiss... Delta cut off that thought before it could even sprout and instead hoped Quiss would keep visiting. He was nice and handsome, but his attitude was like a cactus with anti-social behavior problems. Kind of prickly and not suited to the unprepared.

Still, Delta didn't give up hope! She'd take precautions, fort up during the night, and wait for the relative safety of daylight before sending Hob and Gob out for more collection. Contracted Monsters were useful and somewhat odd. Waddles was gone. Delta could only guess he had gone through the water tunnel to... somewhere. Delta really needed to see what was down there one day. She just needed an Aquatic Monster that could speak.

Merfolk? Were they a thing? Usually, Dragons and Merfolk came as a package. Delta hoped so. She wouldn't even mind if they were the more creepy kind!

"Under the pond... Under the pond..." Delta sang as she made sure Mr. Mushy was okay. The giant bipedal fungi were having fun petting the Grove Guardian, to the boar's despair. Delta sneaked away before the boar could complain. With only 19 Mana and 58 DP, Delta needed to pass the time until morning came. Moving back to the Spider Room, she opened the information Menu. She hummed as she saw the message.

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This room is inhabited by spiders only. This room is used for the purpose of webs. This room is near the front, and this Menu finds it weird that it's so peaceful.

Would you like to upgrade this room to the "Spider Room"? *All things inside the room become bound and cannot be moved outside the room unless destroyed. Cost 10 DP.

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Delta wanted to cackle. She tried and sounded like she was just having a good time. She hit 'Yes,' and the room flashed, but nothing truly changed.

She opened the Menu again.

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Spider Room Upgrades:

 - Upgrade the total number of spiders that can be in the room. 5 DP.

 - Restore the trap after the Dungeon is empty. 8 DP.

 - Make Spiders more durable and less likely to die. 10 DP.

 - Make a great amount of Berries wilt with each spider that dies. 5 DP.

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Delta really had to appreciate the sheer detail that her powers could go to. The ability to punish people who murdered her spiders was godsent. Having the trap able to just fix itself was also wonderful. Delta wondered if that would always have been a choice or if her nature and point of view made such an option come into existence?

Delta hoped so. It meant that if she just kept trying to be herself, her powers would help her. It would be nice. Not everyone was a comic book hero who could struggle with their awesome demon powers every chapter. 

Delta also kinda liked her Menu. It had some spunk to it. She purchased the trap replacement and berry punishment options, reducing her total DP to 35. The tripwire made a twang noise as it pulled taut again. Delta cheered as her first homemade room became even better.

"I should hope that many first-timers have a great...trip into my Dungeon!" Delta bent over and snorted hard as she tried not to laugh. Her cheeks hurt, and her lungs protested, but Delta managed to avoid making her spiders roll away in disgust.

Delta wondered if the puns were some form of sanity-protecting comping mechanism and decided that if they were, it was only right that she kept on enjoying them.

"Master!" Fran called, and Delta was in the Boss Room in an instant.

Fran was kneeling and looking nervous. Bacon the pig was also bowing.

"Master... I heard from Francois. You do not intend for me... to do my job?" Fran asked with concern, and Delta just stared at him with confusion.

"Job?" She echoed, and Fran's grip on his spear tightened.

"I must defeat invaders. I must make those who seek you out die."

Delta felt a little lost as his tone became upset. Delta got on the ground with him.

"Fran, of course you will. I just don't want you killing those who surrender or flee." She consoled, and Fran didn't look up.

"Then mans will speak, and my tactics will become known. I will be... exploited." He responded and sounded angry. Delta could see how that would be an issue.

"But I don't want to kill people who simply want to explore." She added her own feelings, and Fran squirmed. He looked at his metal spear.

"A Boss must protect the Core. I must protect you..." He said quietly, and Delta was quiet for a few seconds.

"Then protect my will. I need you to let those who surrender in earnest go. Those who challenge your strength should be offered the ability to grow and become stronger. I want them to become stronger. Fran... defeat is not a failure in this case. Pushing those who cannot handle the lower floors back is your duty." Delta explained, and Fran was quiet.

"Those who spit upon your mercy? Master, those who would abuse your greatness?" He pondered, and Delta hesitated only for a few seconds.

"Those who surrender and then attack or those who refuse to back down... I have done what I can. Treat them as scum or respectful warriors as you see fit. I cannot protect them from their own hearts or desires." Delta said, feeling the words a little odd and not really something she would normally say. Delta frowned and tried to think why she had said them. Nothing answered, and she let it go as a slip of the tongue or maybe the Dungeon part she had merged with speaking out.

"Spare the honorable and unprepared. Punish the liars and fools." Fran translated, and Delta could only smile weakly.

"If you kill someone mid-battle, I'll make sure I warn people, and nobody can sue us." She waved her hands, and Fran looked confused.

"I will stab this Sue! I will defeat it for you, Master!" Fran promised, and Bacon snorted with determination. Her Mana and DP shot up, and Delta blinked. Looking around, she saw Waddles had returned, spitting some red weeds onto the shore.

"Yes! Excellent, defeat the Sues! First name, Mary... uh, be right back!" Delta said apologetically and rushed off to the Pond room.

Her Menu rang out.

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Bloodweed absorbed!

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Bloodweed? Waddles... what had he found? Delta appeared as the duck closed his eyes. He looked done for the day and nestled in his little alcove.

Delta opened her Menu, and her eyes bugged out, her mind going blank.

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Mana: 67.

DP: 83.

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Delta could feel the Mana flow through her.

"Waddles... what was that?" She demanded, but the duck kept on snoozing.

In a panic, she had no idea what to do with all this sudden excess Mana. This 'Bloodweed' had given her 48 Mana. That was the best boost she had ever gotten... except maybe from the fire crystal...

She moved quickly to the Goblin Camp and picked one of the two normal Goblin Monsters. Numb or Billy, how they acquired those names was not something Delta had any clue about. Hob and Gob seemed pleased by them, however...

Picking Billy, she spent 5 Mana to give him an evolution. She slammed a finger down and hit the one in the middle.

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Goblin Archer (5 Mana and 2 DP).

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Billy glowed, and when the light show died down, he was wearing a little odd green hat and tunic and had a rather rough-looking bow in his hands. His arrows... were all different sizes and had little rude words carved into the shafts. The feathers looked suspiciously like chicken feathers.

That still left her with 8 Mana over the limit, so she hit Numb with the other evolution.

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Goblin Thug (5 Mana and 2 DP).

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Numb became a lot bigger and more musclebound, and his loincloth turned into a thick fur pelt that stretched over one shoulder like a Tarzan leotard. In his hands was a two-handed wooden club with some creature's serrated teeth along the edges.

She spent the last Mana on summoning a random Healthy Apple. Sighing with relief over not wasting any Mana, Delta watched as Numb swung his club in the air. Bily, on the other hand, picked his nose with the back end of one of the arrows in his quiver and promptly sneezed due to the feathers. That was Mana well spent.

Delta opened her Menu and looked at the item that had done this.

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Bloodweed: A rare underwater plant that can be applied to wounds to hasten healing. Stronger if the wound is fresh.

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Delta frowned as she hadn't got any upgrades from this gift from Waddles.

"Menu, why didn't I get something from this?" Delta asked, trying not to sound ungrateful. A window opened to her left.

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The ingredient is beyond anything the Dungeon has eaten before. It will take a few digestions to gain proper rewards.

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Delta nodded as it faded. This is like some games that required repeated collections before things became available. Unlocking the Super Awesome Weapon after only getting one of each material was a bit... weak. The true challenge that is also a reward of these games is collecting enough things for the Metal Slime Spear or breeding the Gold Mount to get the best sword.

It took effort, and Delta accepted that if she wanted to get good things, she needed to put in the effort. Sadly, the effort wasn't exactly up to her but to Waddles...

And Waddles looked ready to call it a night.

Delta could complain about how she couldn't control contracted monsters and be ungrateful for the effort Waddles had made for her so far, or...

She could spend the new Mana and DP points with glee.

Choices... choices.

Well, Delta had never been one to duck out of fun time. Delta snorted and had to take a few seconds to collect herself before she moved off to the Mud Room.

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Make room into the Mud Room? All elements will be bound to the room and cannot be moved out of it unless destroyed. 10 DP.

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Delta almost couldn't hold back her excitement as she hit confirm.

The room flashed, and Delta opened the Menu again.

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Mud Room Upgrades:

 - Make it so logs appear from the wall and knock off hesitant jumpers: 10 DP.

 - Make Mud reappear if removed. 5 DP.

 - Randomise the Position of logs every 3 days. 10 DP.

 - Make Traps in this room freeze for whomever the Core wishes. 12 DP.

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Delta shivered at the cruelty of the Menu, but she loved it deep down. She purchased the wall logs and the trap freezing options, leaving her with 57 DP. Thinking of the Second Floor, Delta hesitated, then thinking of the Bloodweed, Ruli, Quiss, and her Goblins... purchased the rest.

It was pointle- wait... she had already used that one. Delta fumed as the Menu emptied out of upgrades for a second.

Delta struggled for a second.

"Like a circle, saving points is pointless?" Delta tried and then sighed. It was the same punchline, and she only watched the holes appear in the walls from where wooden logs would appear with fading interest.

Nothing could make her feel better about a repeated pun...nothin-

People entered her Dungeon. Three people.

Delta threw her puns away and smoothed down her invisible dress. Guests had arrived, and she wasn't ready!

Delta hoped they were friendly, desired they were nice, and wished that they were clever.

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"I, DEO, SHALL CONQUER THIS DUNGEON IN ONE RUN!" The young man screamed, and Delta felt her soul freeze over as karma laughed at her. The boy had fiery red hair and bright eyes.

"Why am I here..?" The girl to his left sighed, her pointy hat so comically large that Delta couldn't see her features very well. Her blue cloak and slightly magical wooden spoon glowed in the entrance hall.

Deo, as he had said, laughed as if this was hilarious.

"DON'T BE SHY, POPPY! I, DEO, WILL NEED YOUR BLACK MAGIC TO WIN THIS DUNGEON!" The boy's voice was so loud that Delta winced. He seemed unable to tone down his voice, which was stuck in eardrum-bursting mode. The boy to his left sniffed in annoyance.

"And me? I don't even like you!" He snapped, and Deo just smiled at the kid who looked ready to write bad poetry.

"FRIEND AMENSTAR! I NEED YOUR WHITE MAGIC TO HEAL ME!" Deo spoke, and the boy grimaced.

"I'm actually a first-level necrom-" He began, but Deo just laughed.

"LIFE MAGIC WORKS BOTH WAYS! I, DEO, WILL BE YOUR WARRIOR!" He promised, and the girl, Poppy, sighed.

"Yay..." She muttered and held some necklace in her hands with an odd symbol on it. The other boy sniffed again.

"Are you not going to remind him that you are not a 'Black Mage' but just have a bad reaction to sunlight?!" He demanded, and the girl sighed.

"Nyeh... I can cast... some magic. Mostly Blue and Purple..." She sounded so done with this already. Delta was stunned. She couldn't tear her eyes away from the group. The red-haired boy, Deo, held up a broken and brittle blade up to the sky, and it went ting.

A chip fell off the tip of the blade as it hit the ceiling, and Deo looked like he didn't even notice.

Delta could only stare at her first actual adventurers.

This was... bound to be interesting and... really, really embarrassing.

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This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link.

Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332

Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

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