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There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns (Dungeon)

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

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[16] Ducking for Traps

The duck had found her Core Room.

Delta watched as the bird eyed her Core. There was a lot about this duck that had Delta a little worried. For one, it had almost zero reaction to Fran or Bacon other than more angry quacking. So now Delta had no clue what the duck was going to do.

Some ancient duck ritual to drain her of Mana? Delta hoped not. She didn't need for this duck to turn out to be some evil demon.

The duck quacked once.

Delta blinked at the Menu.

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Summoned Duck #3981 would like to form a contract! A maximum of 3 contracts can be made until a new level is formed. Current contracts: 2 out of 3.

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Delta eyed the 'Yes' button and at the waiting duck.

Quiss and Ruli hadn't spoken about contracted monsters or what was okay to accept… but Quiss had summoned this duck himself — how bad could it be?

Delta frowned. The contracted monsters seemed like Godsends, but there didn't seem to be any downside to them as far as Delta could puzzle out, except for the expensive resurrection cost, of course.

"Menu? What bad things could contracted Monsters bring?" Delta asked aloud, and the Menu hummed into existence.

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Contracted Monsters: By forming a contract with a dungeon, the monster gains power from the contract that the Dungeon cannot control. Contracted Monsters also can leave the Dungeon and take a tiny portion of power with them. They also need a huge amount of DP to respawn and do not have to follow orders. The Dungeon Core cannot force the monster to break the contract while it is alive.

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Costs a lot, doesn't need to listen to her, and Delta can't force it to leave until it gets beaten by adventurers. Yeah, Delta could see how that could be a problem if she invited the wrong thing into her Dungeon.

"Uh... sure, welcome to the dungeon." Delta hit the button as she saw it. The duck glowed and changed.

Delta watched as its brownish feathers turned pitch black, and it shook itself once.

"Quack!" The duck seemed... happier? Delta watched it waddle off as her Menu dinged again.

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Dark Drake: A simple duck with simple needs. Due to ambient magic power left on its feathers, this duck can now curse people to have a bad time if they annoy it.

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That raised questions on its own. What curse? What exactly made up a 'bad time'? Delta didn't know and hoped no one was stupid enough to try. Still, now she had a duck, and she knew exactly where it was heading!

Not outside, sadly, Delta had a feeling that this duck marched to the beat of his own drum.

The Pond Room seemed to fit the Dark Drake just fine, and Delta quickly hollowed out a little edge near the back of the pond so the duck could nest there or something?

She wanted to improve the pond even more now, but Delta inhaled and reminded herself she had an empty room before the Goblin Camp. Delta couldn't just have empty spaces that do nothing.

Floating back, she eyed the space and remembered what Quiss had said off one hand.

"If they live beyond that door, it's a bit weird if they don't guard this one."

That was true, and Delta felt giddy as she lowered the floor, but only about half the room. The forming slope felt off, so she flattened the side where people would enter. Delta looked up to the entrance that was somewhere about 8 feet off the ground.

"Can I lower the entrance?" She asked, and her handy Menu responded.

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Lowering the Dungeon beyond this point to the entrance will require 15 Mana. Do you wish to lower the Dungeon? The entrance will not change location.

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Delta hesitated, then agreed. She stumbled as the Dungeon shook. Her mental map not changing so much, but her awareness felt like it had gained new depths as the first half of her Dungeon lowered itself down to put everything beyond this room on a higher elevation.

The tunnel connection sank until it was on even ground with the lowest part of the room.

"Step one done." Delta nodded and turned to the top of the hill where the exit awaited the people who entered.

"Menu, give me the Mana cost for wooden goblin watchtowers!" Delta requested, and she mentally winced at the cost.

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Wobbly Wooden Children's Tower: A tower that is more suited for children playing than providing any real defense. The slightly sharpened stakes at the top might hurt a little. Need proper research and spending to have real goblin defenses: 10 Mana.

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Each tower did reach about 7 feet, which might explain the cost, and when adding to the hill elevation...

They were pretty good towers for her Gobs, it wasn't complicated, and Delta could replace them in a pinch. Delta knew it wouldn't take long for people to just rush up the hill and do battle there, so she also needed a method to slow down the advancing party.

Making sure her new friend Waddles the Dark Drake was fine — she had hit 'Yes' in the Menu to confirm the name was fine — Delta opened her Menu and considered her options.

There was something she could purchase to help this room be somewhat challenging.

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Sticky Floor Panel: A square panel that is about 3x3 feet. The magic in this trap makes those who step on it... stick to the surface as if it were honey.

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Delta hummed and then purchased it. More traps for the Dungeon, more annoyance for the adventurers! The actual Mana cost was only per trap, which was good because Delta was running a bit low at 18 Mana.

Her Menu buzzed, and Delta eyed the trap purchase Menu with surprise as a new trap appeared.

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Slide Trap unlocked due to having Stick Trap and Ink.

Slide Trap: A surface becomes slick with a substance that makes those who step on it lose their footing and if on a hill... slide down. A Dungeon may find this handy if... rooms had hills. 10 DP.

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"Menu, you a beautiful piece of fudge!" Delta grinned, and the Menu did a little jingle before fading.

Delta eyed the room and saw how she would place three sticky traps along the hill... and three slide traps above them... not too close.

Maybe a pitfall at the bottom if they managed to avoid the sticky trap? Yes! Delta could see how merely climbing the hill would be a problem for people, and if she added in Hob or Gob with their new stone ammunition...

Delta felt evil in her non-lethal room. Well... Unless a rock took out someone's eye, in that case, it would be somewhat dangerous, but Delta could only do so much with her limitations. It wasn't her fault if someone stared at the goblins throwing rocks or didn't bother to wear helmets!

... There was no guilt at all.

Since she had no guilt about something that may happen... Delta quietly asked the Nenu about making eye patches as rewards for beating the room or something similar.

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Add a Second Floor to the Dungeon: 200 DP.

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This had been a thing Delta had tried not to look too hard at when she finished the Boss Room. It was an option she wasn't willing to consider until her First Floor had some beef to it... Even then, the idea hadn't been solid until Ruli and Quiss' visit.

What would she do with a Second Floor? Delta, at the time, could only imagine more death and blood, but now... thinking of all that space where she could challenge people, invite people to harvest nice materials, or just relax in some Safe Room as they fished, napped, bet on chicken races or... something.

The problem was that as Delta became more competent at her Menu ability, the more things that she found she wanted to mess around with on the First Floor that required DP.

Delta felt the familiar annoyance at time and resource management. Delta loved it, but she was impatient. Back in the good old days, she would cheat using money just so she could build. Then, when trophies became a thing and achievements that dictated she needed to play fair...

Delta knuckled down and got to work. Another floor, even with the bare bones, offered more space for people to explore and more things for people to spend time on. Sure, she didn't get DP from people just wandering about, but if they dropped items or made tributes on top of her goblins collecting things, then she would have ample time to collect things and build her DP.

What she needed now was... well, the one thing she was dreading.

Adventurers.

Delta could be the innocent pure Dungeon all she wanted, but without some form of traffic, Delta was stuck eating mushrooms and rocks.

Until she got more Mana, she decided not to buy the traps for her Fort Room. Instead, Delta wanted to get something done to cement her opinion on this whole 'Dungeon is a murder house' thing.

So she moved to her entrance and stared at the two bare walls that only had torches flickering on them.

"Menu, I want to make a signpost and put it on the wall." Delta requested, and the Menu appeared.

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Shoddy Signpost added to the Menu! 2 Mana for 10 words.

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Delta felt like that was a bargain and purchased two. One for each one.

Would you like to add text to the signposts?

Delta smiled and hit 'Yes'. She only needed 10 or so.

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For a time to come, all those who would enter the Durence Dungeon of Mushrooms and Pacifism would encounter these two signs. The quality and material would change over time, but the words mostly remained the same.

To one's left, the board read as follows.

"Those who enter, please say 'Forfeit' to leave Dungeon alive."

This was perhaps the most controversial thing a dungeon had ever allowed. Death was a gift to the Dungeon. For one to allow such sweet power to slip away, their soul must truly be pure or hiding a dark and dangerous agenda. People would keep discussing this matter for years.

The second board was shorter, and below it was a simple box.

"Please leave donations so I may grow and become helpful!"

This was the Dungeon's answer to sparing life. To enter this Dungeon, one may part with the fluff in one's pockets or the holy object of destiny. All were welcome. Those who stole from this box would be remembered. Often hunted down by the unofficial guardian.

Maybe the most famous thing about these signboards was despite how often one scoffed at them, the earnest tone never faded.

But first... before any of that became important, there were spiders.

There were lots of spiders.

This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link.

Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332

Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

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