CH.6

Bling Bling Island

BBB pov

After I woke up from my sleep I felt lucky so I asked Trixie about the spaceship and what she told me was just about what I expected it was small, ugly, and had so many ways someone could either blow up or take control of it that I started laughing but as I said I expected this the laws of this universe won't let a minion ever be smart enough and that's why this was just a way to see what I should look for in my own spaceship which I built whit Trixie with a new metal I created just in case cause you can never be too sure.

"Trixie lets go to the lab we have sometime before school," I said as get up and stand on the teleporter pad that looks like it's from star trek [of course sir] Trixie said, and not a moment later I'm on my personal lab on the moon cause why not.

As I see my lab I start walking by past what seems to be a collection of objects from tv shows and movies one of which is a clear pill that supposedly unlocks 100 percent of a person mind called nzt you see in the first year in the universe my mind started calling me for the simple reason my intelligence mostly came from my brain and not my soul the only that came from my soul is my spider's sense which of course still works and has gotten better but anyway after I remember I was in a different body with different brain chemistry I made this lovely here nzt from the show limitless of course this one has no side effects like the show counterpart.

This nzt pill on the display is, of course, fake because who would leave a pill as powerful as this on display, after taking nzt my intelligence returned and tripled but the laws of this universe stopped any other powers I should have which is a bummer but it is what it is.

After I got my intelligence I starterd making things from tv and movies but some times the would end up to weak from the original or some how stronger until I got to star wars then I remember that star wars I a thing in this show well kinda of for example darth vader here is dark vegan and hes powers come from him being vegan and the jedi are the rib eye knights who live on a planet made out of meat but still they both all have this universe version of the force which I want I tried using it but failed no matter how much I tried wich is why I made a spaceship which looks like the ship from the show Orville wich looks so cool so that I can go to each of their planets and scan them to see how they use their powers and how to get it my self and that brings us to me staring at said gigantic ship ship"Trixie how is the Orville" I said while marveling at the beauty that is the Orville[all system fulling orperationall sir and the coordinates have been set] she said "good lets go" I said as I enter the ship and head to the cockpit and open doors to the dock to leave and within a few minutes I exit on the dark side of the moon and soon I enter hyperspace to my first stop dark vegan planet vegandain, man I love this world.

After a few moments I exit hyperspace and turn on the ship cloaking tech," scan the planet Trixie and especially dark vegan" I said[scanning] Trixie said and after a few minutes, she said what I did not want to hear[it seem you were right sir the citizen of vegandain and dark vegan are biology no different than humans] Trixie said as I curse, why am I cursing because it's simple it just means that I won't be able to get the force easily because this universe gives it to some of it people in the soul and since I'm not originally from here it's harder if not impossible but thankfully there is a way" Trixie download any useful info and set next course to planet sirloin of the rib eye knights" I said as io relaxes in my chair[yes sir]Trixie said.

And in a few minutes, I'm looking at an impossibly a planet made out of meat shaped like steak" scan the planet and find the rib eye projector" I said [done sir I can teleport you into to the ship] Trixie said "teleport me somewhere I cant be noticed" and within the second I am in a ham shaped ship filled with meat.

"Trixie activate the suit and turn on chameleon mode," I said and not long after weird sand-like material starts covering me till it takes shape into the iron man armor from endgame then I start blending with my surrounding," give me a map of where the projector is," I said to Trixie [here you go sir] Trixie said as I left the hallway while leaving a marble and start heading to the projector with the help of the map.

Funny thing most people don't know is that just because you're invisible does not mean you don't make sounds or smell but the amor does take care of that plus I did learn from a ninja but even so as I look at the two rib eye knights right next too the projector I detonate the bomb where I was in and soon they left so I go to the projector and scan it quickly and then teleport back to the ship and start going back home,"Trixie return home and also start dissecting the projector" I said as I remove the suit which goes into my watch and clothes[on it sir] she said as we exit hypersoace and dock the ship back into my lab"good now just teleport me infront of the school I wont make it if I ride my hover board" I said as I get out of the ship and run to the teleport pad[teleporting to porkbelly tech now] I hear Trixie said as I close my eyes wait till its finished but after im tellportated infornt of the school my back tingles and just as im about to doge Im tackled from behind and fall down.

I turn around to see who it is but I smile when is see it none other than mary test it seems that today was indeed my lucky day and it also seems when I turned around her hand landed on my stomach" wow I didn't know you were so touchy miss test not that I mind but next time a warning" I said as I smiled at the now blushing girl.