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"Ayaaaaa, is that you the beautiful Goddess of love~! The clothes you are wearing are so 'meta' and anything else makes me want to 'bruh'!" A blue flower said as it shook with joy.

"....Are you perhaps trying to imitate the mortals again Eon?" Aphil frowned as Eon's speech.

"Oh don't be such a 'boomer', it's common slang that 'Gen Z' uses all the time!" The blue flower suddenly turned into a handsome man with dark blue hair and bright, light blue eyes. His figure would make any God want to be his partner for the night.

"I swear Eon, you'll be the death of me." Aphil groaned as she waved him away, she already had things to deal with.

"I can sense someone feeling, 'blue'!" Eon looked at the stack of papers Aphil was holding, her long dark pink hair covered half his vision, but he didn't mind.

"Hm~? Since when were you in charge of a apocalyptic world~?" Eon thought Aphil was in charge of modern worlds or undeveloped worlds.

"Hah...that's the point Eon!" She shoved away Eon's handsome face and explained. "It was set to be a normal modern world that would end normally, but then all of a sudden a apocalypse happened and set everything off course!"

"Wow, that's not very 'poggers'! Do you know what caused it?"

Aphil turned her head towards Eon. "You say one more human slang again and i'll send you to the edges of the universe."

"Sorry M'am, I will never do it again." Eon instantly changed his tune. The Gods in charge of the edges of the universe were quite....unique.

"Anyways, that's what I have been trying to figure out. I didn't sense any outside forces interfering, and if it's one of those other Gods, I'm gonna beat the crap out of them." Aphil frowned.

"Hmmm! I have a question, the most beautiful, powerful, Goddess of Love in the whole universe~!"

"Just tell me what you want."

"Can I go to that world as a mortal~? S-Since it's already ruined and plus I-I can help you get information about what's causing it since i'm a mortal!" Eon hurriedly explained. "It's not like I wanna go there by my will! I-I just want to help an old friend out, a-as a favor!!"

Big n-hmmmmmmm...." Aphil would have normally declined, but then she realized that Eon could indeed help her. Because of her world becoming hay wire, she would have to file a long and boring report to the upper Gods on how the world become hay wire.

By sending Eon to that world, he would be able to help figure the root of the problem. And since Eon wasn't old enough to be in charge of any worlds, she wouldn't have to look after someone else's world.

Though there was just one problem.

"...If I send you there, you will try to find the root of the problem right?" Aphil suspiciously asked Eon.

"Of course! I'm a very trustworthy individual!" Eon replied, thrilled that Aphil would even consider the option.

"Are you sure you'll be able to live long enough in a mortal body? I have a feeling you would be one of the first ones to die...." Aphil looked at the smiley faced Eon.

"Don't worry! We can always just inject a sliver of my power in a mortal-"

"Absolutely not!" Aphil was horrified at Eon's suggestion. "Gods who inject their power in a mortal are absolutely disgusting! Mortals are dirty, rude, and dumb creatures! Injecting your power in a mortal is the equivalent of using holy water to clean the sewers!"

"But there has to be at least one mortal worthy of our power on there~!" Eon whined.

"...Tch! You stay right here. I'll find a worthy mortal so don't go injecting your power into dirty mortals!"

"Okayy!" Once Aphil was gone, Eon was bursting with joy. He had never gone to the mortal realm, and this would be his first time! "Ehehe, Aphil's the best!" He smiled.

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"Cough up some of your powers." Aphil held her hand out. Eon happily took a small chunk of his power and handed it to her.

"...Are you crazy? You put that much power in a mortal and before you know it, they're a God." Aphil carefully extracted a fingernail worth of Eon's power and chanted something. After she was done, it flew away to the ruined world.

"There, in order to ensure your safety, I have bestowed that mortal "The Harbringer of Desires", benefiting to your status. Aphil sighed. "This might scare off creatures who are smart enough to understand it's meaning, but not the dumb ones, so be careful."

"Alright! I'll be very careful!" Eon smiled.

"...Tch." Aphil's tongue clicking was the last thing Eon heard before he was grabbed and thrown to the planet.

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"Urghh...my head's killing meeeeee...." A man with fluffy, soft black hair emerged from the white blankets. Eon slowly opened his eyes and saw his surroundings. It was a peaceful, plain apartment.

"Hmmm, Aphil must have re winded this planet's time..." The windows outside showed normal life, not very apocalyptic.

But still, Eon was rejoicing all around his apartment. He examined his body in the mirror, his hair on his head was really soft, and his eyes were the shade of Amethyst. Though his body didn't seem to have any form of training, he could fix that later.

Eon also explored the whole apartment, before finally changing into a white shirt and some blue pants.

"I think this is what you call a 'T-Shirt' and 'jeans'!" He exclaimed his joy. Usually he had to wear a peplos, so this was a nice change of pace.

"Ooooo~ I have to remember to talk like mortals now! I have to fit in!" Eon pranced out of his apartment and discovered the joys of the elevator.

In order to save some time, let's just say he went up and down the elevator for quite a bit. He finally arrived at the bottom after 4 hours.