Lala's Journal

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An excerpt from the 'Journal' of Tracy Lacey Lacine

One of my aunts gave me this. Told me it would keep me out of her hair… don't know what she meant by that but I guess it gives me something to do other than twitchy shooting pests from the roof like Nerri…

Months had passed. Two, to be specific. And Kal's recovery is slow… but it's more than remarkable that he's able to move around after taking a sniper round to the chest. We have taken leave of Xalbaia's station, she has no wish to continue hosting us and it was a Miracle that Kal's uncle… well I guess technically OUR uncle.

We were relocated to his place on Luna IV and my aunts were not entirely happy about it. But they were kinda happy to have a full house again as Local Sheriff Killa and her husband, their son Roland, moved closer to the city with a plethora of other ladies… Milky is surprisingly welcoming once I made it very clear that I wasn't going to shack up with my uncle Aiden. Yura however was somewhat hesitant especially with Lidia… considering the 'family rumors' Oriana told me. That Yura was Sith-trained. I can imagine it's not exactly a comforting thought to the process.

But we spent our days just helping on the farm really. I call it a farm even though there's not much farming going on. There IS a field with some crops, and there are some simple farming droids who work the field, most of what's grown is used by us or donated to the nearby colony. Rattletrap spruced those things up really quickly once we arrive and now they actually do things. Once Rattletrap finished with turning the farming droids into near sentience however he's been spending most of his time in that little secret room of his and the weird droid.

He's been a lot happier lately. Good for him. I mean he doesn't do much with us except cheat at pazaac. But he's had a significant pep in his widdle steps. He's such a fanboy for Aiden I guess that helps improve his mood and apparently his bimbo holo-girl girlfriend… question mark? Got some award. And is coming to visit him so there's THAT I guess… not going to lie her tits are pumped full of preservatives but I'd eat her up. MMN!

What was I saying?....... I guess I'll talk about the rest of the crew. I don't have much else to say about Rattletrap- Oh right. There have been weird noises on the ship lately. Usually at night… Most of us have moved to the main house but I like to come on board now and again and have a little 'ME' time you know? and sometimes I'm a little tired and just conk out right there… but I have been hearing things coming from his weird room. At first I thought he was running something on the ships power but when I checked the ship there wasn't anything weird registering… and he almost bit me the last time I tried going into his little secret room so I'm going to let Kal handle that bundle of weird when he's up to it.

Nerri loves this place. It's kinda weird. But I guess she comes from farmers or something. She used to help the fields with the droids but once Rattletrap overclocked them, or whatever he did, she's been patrolling the roof of the house for varmints, or hunting dinner… honestly we're wasting her on the ship, I wouldn't ever get rid of her though.

I do find her spending a lot of time with Milky though, trying to learn to cook I think because Milky BOMBS in the kitchen. I'd happily eat anything and everything she'd put in front of me as long as she cooked it. I tried to help in the kitchen myself but apparently, I'm not as skilled with handling knives when it comes to food as I am when it comes to necks… but hey as long as one of us cooks like Milky I'm perfectly fine with that. Nerri is Nerri she tends to keep to herself, but she is often the one helping Kal with his recovery exercises. Or at least the one most active in doing it.

…What? I'd help but she always beats me. Don't be judgey journal.

Next, I guess I'll talk about Lidia… she's often meditating or going into the city to be all 'jedi' and stuff. She often tries to avoid Yura, if Yura's gone she stays, if Yura stays she's gone. I think she's just trying to be polite and all that jizz, no idea why. It's to my understanding that Yura doesn't even LIKE being a sith or whatever, she only breaks it out in an emergency. I'm still looking for her damn lightsaber… for reasons. If it goes missing don't you dare rat me out journal-what the fuck am I saying?

Lidia also spends some time trying to use her force-y heal-y powers on Kal to speed up his recovery. I'm just starting to think she likes seeing him with his shirt off. Can't blame her, Kal was always a hunk and now he's got a badass scare to go with it. Though I guess I can't argue the results he does do better when she finishes with him… I mean emotionally Xalbaia says we're not allowed to bang him and then she had something of a fit that she has to KEEP saying that to Aiden's family… didn't say it to me and I'm the Zeltron.

Speaking of, let's just move on to Aiden. Aiden is… well you know what? He's a fun uncle. I think he likes having us around… I think he's lonely. Misses his kids being in his house, and his grandchildren… now he just has to settle for a nephew, his nieces, and a Nelvanian that they bang… threesomes you know? When we're not moping around without Kal he's usually doing something fun. Speeding across the plains in his speeder with us… usually, we go hunting for the native life… stuff bigger than 'varmints' that Nerri shoots. It gets our minds off of Kal injuries and usually gets us dinner and a few credits.

Oriana is… she's gotten kinda quiet. Somethings bothering her but her spy shit won't let her share. She's spent a lot of time talking to her superior. Aiden's secret wife. So-called 'Zero' or 'Newt' around the place… I think she's planning revenge. Or trying to mitigate it really… because we all know when Kal's back to normal he's going to go on the warpath and I wouldn't be surprised if we ended up in the Rims ripping Cromwells apart…

And you know since our Cousin is leading a campaign there that might be something of a violent problem but what do I know? I'm just an assassin. Between you and me I think they're looking to redirect Kal. Oriana's spy talk has gotten more cyptic and complicated. They reference things that I'm not aware of or I don't have the full story for… it's like they're having a conversation about a book that hasn't been released yet and I'm trying to catch up on the other ones…

Not that I'm trying to listen in on Oriana's secret spy conversations or I've made a game of trying to listen in on her secret spy conversations you have no proof. This journal isn't admissible in court.

I haven't really met any of the other family here. Roland, Nike, Seis, or their kids but I have met Killa… moooostly because I went drinking and she brought me back… with a citation slapped on my ass. And some bruises… that chick can FIGHT. I still feel the sting on my ass… oh I'm sorry did you think I was kidding? NO. she literally slapped it on my ass! Felt like a paddling…

Oh I did meet Barry. Or… Barradowwa is his real name. But Barry somehow is MUCH funnier… big handsome wookiee, friend of the family. Life debt or some crap, I'm not sure how it works but any meat we don't use from our hunts Aiden usually gives it to him. When we first got here there was an entire smoke room full of meats. He's come around once a week with a big ass ax on his back, I also think he's some sort of deputy to Killa which… why does this place need a sheriff in the first place when they have a wookiee?

I've kinda run out of things to talk about… I've covered everyone, Kal's doing better. Yura and Lidia are avoiding each other? Did I miss anything? I guess I didn't really talk ABOUT myself. I'll do that.

I'm fine. Kinda bored… this place doesn't exactly have work for me that I could enjoy, I just hunt, do farm things and sit on my sexy ass waiting for Kal to heal up… it's a weird feeling. My mom isn't exactly the most loving person in the world so now that I've met more of our weird ass 'family' I feel kinda… left out.

…I was trained as an assassin BY an assassin. I'm literally her clone. I'm starting to wonder if my life could've been better if we actually SOCIALIZED with the Firemanes. Aiden has been more than welcoming, telling me stories about his… our? Deadbeat dad? I mean technically since I'm my mom's clone, so I'm his half-sister not his niece? I told him that once but he said that I could be whatever I wanted. Niece or sister…

…Technically speaking Aida is the same thing. I'm going to go with niece. Force, cloning is complicated, I didn't think about this shit before normally I was just trying to stay alive and what I was going to eat the next day… here I don't really have to think about that. But I feel like I'm going soft, we're going soft waiting for Kal to heal. Those Cromwells are still out there being dicks and Kal is DEFINITELY going to want to kill someone as soon as he can start moving quickly again.

Aiden tells me that tomorrow he got me a ride along with Killa, after that he and I are going to go keep our skills sharp… but not here apparently. We're going off planet in his old Ship the Scarlet Rebel II. When I asked him he was kinda cryptic about it… I'm sure that's fine… going off into the galaxy with my Half/brother uncle and doing all sorts of crazy adventures while his nephew and my shagging buddy recovers from a gunshot in the chest…

…FUCK I feel like my life is becoming a drama based on tattooine where everybody is inbred and looks the fucking same! They even have the same hair and eyes!... but I can't complain. Everyone else seems to be settled here, calm… I'm not really the same I get buzzing in my ears…

I need some action. I need to make money. I can't just sit around here and wait for Kal I need to DO something… and since he can't punch anyone in the face I guess I can go out and keep our nest egg growing right? I'm sure a little one-on-one time with Aiden is a good thing… right?

…Okay just in case here's my will. Oriana. You get my guns. Nerri, any blades you can find are yours. Kal I don't really have anything to give you but my love and our recordings under the bed and Rattletrap I don't care what you do with what's left but you're not allowed to sell it or I'll haunt you. Oh. Shit, I forgot Lidia… um… I got some sweet ass hugging jumpsuits, you can have those. You like body-fitting jumpsuits right? OH! And if you find a box that says 'to mom' don't open it. Send it to her… it'll be funny.

And thus ends the exert from Tracy Lacey Lacine's journal.

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