Explaining Purgatory

Kuro:Ughh!!, why does my head hurt so much. Oh ya, ban has been dragging me to that shady bar for quite some time now, and every time at the end I'm always passing out. Actually, now that I think about it where is ban???

(Kuro then gets up and walks out the room.)

Kuro:I wonder, if he is OK?

Kuro:Hmm, what's this?

(Kuro finds a note on the table.He picks it up and reads it)

(From Ban:Hey kid,If your wondering where I am right now I'm at the bar drinking, I've already prepared your food it's in the refrigerator thing.)

(Meanwhile with Ban)

Ban:"Man, (Gulp, gulp, gulp) ahh this ale is so much more better than the ones back at lioness. I bet even the captain would get jealous of it, speaking of the captain wonder how he's doing??."

Shigaraki:"Ugh kurogiri pls remind me again why we allow him to be here?"

Kurogiri:"I've already said this before to you Shigaraki but he is a very powerful person whom if we let him do as he please, might just feel indebted to us and could even help us in our cause."

Shigaraki:"What's so special about him?, sure he looks strong but other than than we have no idea what his quirk even is. And what about Master? Has he been informed about this or not?"

Kurogiri:"Yes, master has already been informed of him and even he is curious about this man's origin, and especially about the man who he keeps calling captain. Master asked me to get the info from him when he's drunk that's why you just have to be patient and pretty soon all your questions will be answered."

Shigaraki:" Fine then, but I'm only listening because master wants info on him however, should he be of no use I want to be the one to kill him alright. "

Kurogiri:Sigh, Very well then.

Kurogiri:(Shigaraki still doesn't understand how powerful Mr Ban truly is. When he does he will realise the blessing that was given to us.)

(Kurogiri started talking with Ban and through out the entire conversation they were having ban didn't even bother listening to what they were saying and was only focusing on the drink in front of him.)

Ban:"Ahh!!, man(hic)no matter how many(hic) times I drink this, it just never loses its(hic) deliciousness."

Kurogiri:(This is our chance!) (standing in front of the seat where ban is, he started the interrogation.) Excuse me Mr Ban?

Ban:"What you want smoke face(hic)?"

Kurogiri:"If its alright with you, could you tell us a little about your self???"

Ban:"Sure just ask away(hic), your question (hic)."

Kurogiri:"For starters, your age would be a good way to start of."

Ban:"My age huh well that's a simple question to answer, my age is at least 1114, chronologically, but biologically I am 43 Years Old."

Shigaraki:"Huh???"

Kurogiri:"What do you mean chronologically your over 1000 years old???"

Ban:" Simple, ever been to purgatory???"

Kurogiri:"No why do you ask???"

Ban:"Simple, the reason for my chronological age was because I spent some time in purgatory where there is a massive difference between the time in the purgatory and the time in the real world."

Kurogiri:"And the difference in time is???"

Ban:"A minute in the real world is a year in Purgatory and that's just the tip of the iceberg, Purgatory is a chaotic, shit, hellish place where mutilated souls and monsters fuck around, the air is scorching hot and freezing cold at the same time and the earth is toxic, together destroying the flesh and bone of the living;. If any normal human were to step into purgatory it doesn't matter how strong you are, unless you're immortal you might as well kiss your ass goodbye. "

(Ban said all this with a nostalgic face as if remembering a very good memory.)

Kurogiri:(" Hearing what he had just said sent a terrifying shiver down my spine, the reason being that everything that just came out of his mouth is the truth I couldn't believe it, or more like I didn't want to believe it. But for the past few days, if I had learnt anything about this anomaly named ban, its that he always says everything without hiding a single thing back he never minces his words and the even more terrifying thing was that Our master had also been watching with us the entire time. Slowly I turned back to look at the screen where our master was, and I was shocked to see him frowning. Why is he frowning is what Ban said a lie or is the reason that master is frowning is because he is telling the truth???")

(With afo)

Afo:"I was shocked at first hearing him say how old he is, at first I thought it was nothing more than a drunk man's joke, however what he said next truly shocked me at what I heard. Purgatory, a chaotic, endless, hellish place where mutilated souls and predatory monsters seek prey, the air is scorching hot and freezing cold at the same time and the earth is toxic, together destroying the flesh and bone of the living;. And being someone who has lived for a long time I've managed to achieve the skill of telling when people are lying or not but however, everything that came out of this man's mouth its all true. Purgatory, what a terrefying place to be in. Wait! Does that mean this man has been to purgatory before or is what he said a description from a book he read??? "

Afo:"Excuse me Mr. Ban was it?"

Ban:"Huh???, so Mr ugly finally decided to show himself huh, well yeah. Bans the name so what you need mr potato???"

Shigaraki:"How dare you insult Master, I'll kill you!!!"

Ban:"Hahaha, and how do you plan on killing me huh, by giving me a hand job to death???"

Afo:"Shigaraki, stop this instant!"

Shigaraki:"But Master, he insulted you. Why aren't you angry?"

Afo:"He did nothing more than just make a little joke, how do you plan to kill all might if you are this easy to enrage? Patience Tomura, patience is what you need when you are patient enough the likelihood of your plan succeeding will be a lot higher."

Shigaraki:Yes Master. (glaring at ban)

(Just you wait, I'll kill you soon enough)

(As if reading his mind Ban just smirked and showed his middle finger to him)