AUTHOR NOTE:
So for further clarity on who's speaking:
[Hello readers this is the System.]
[*Hi guys and girls, and everyone in between, this is the best older sister in the world, Ji-nee!*]
You can tell which is which. If not...idk?
'Thoughts of weird' is basically just thoughts.
"Basically speech." which is speech
""""" BASICALLY GROUP SPEECH """" which is a group shouting together.
{SKILLS} and this is skills as you can tell.
I was also reading this other novel where he kept on mentioning to diss him, so I want people not to diss me but like help me out on how to improve. I'll mention something stupid at the bottom of this chapter.
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So. I'm spamming. Yep. Ji-nee, you know what to do.
[*Yeah sure.*]
[Dungeon Creation x20 → Greater Ghoul Dungeon created.]
Alright, let's get this started….shit forgot the teleporting. Just saying the System tps or very sickening, but my own tps are very soothing. It's like going in a warm bath. Can't say spa or hot spring since I've never been there, lucky for me I live in Japan now! Also if you readers don't know what tps are, then I'll explain. I could diss you guys for it but who cares, I want people to increase the collection not decrease it. Anyway, tps are telep- HOLY SHIT!
WHERE THE F*CK THAT COME FROM?!
It's that massive ghoul thing that was in Tokyo Ghoul. Shit, it looks gross and I'm the Devil….No wait, I'm supposed to be the worst devil, meh I don't know anymore. Seeing that fleshy red tentacle rising in the air is bringing back bad memories of Akeno's lightning.
~FLASHBACK NO-JUTSU~
Akeno is practising her lightning, I managed to make her more accepting of her fallen side and so she can use her lightning. Still, she is as flirty as the one in the anime.
"Ara~ Ara~ Seph-kun, are you here to take my first time~?" yep, she's still flirty. She is also one of my waifus, but I should not take her. In all of my fanfic knowledge, she is always a sadomasochist and I don't like hurting the women or in this case girls I love. That's my motto. Not really but still. If you wanna know my true motto, that's a different case.
(A/N: Sorry guys, but even I don't wanna do that as well. You may think that I should just change her personality, but that just changes her behaviour as well and then ruins her as a character. Still, if you guys want her, remember 4 girls limit, I'm adding 2 more though. Tell me if you guys want more, and list the girl. Thx. )
"No, Akeno-nee." always call the troublesome ones as -nee, trust me it's a life-saving technique. Reminds me of Nya-nee, haven't seen her in a while. "I just wanna see you firing your lightning at your target."
"Sure, otou-" hmm? Why'd she stop?
[*THAT BI-*]
JI-NEE! Not right now!
"Akeno-nee?" She really looks cold and pale.
"Y-y-yes Seph-kun?" She really is forcing herself, alright {Dark Flame}. It's a great warming fire, but I can push it to Amaterasu's flames if it gets to Lv.10.
"Feeling better?"
"Yeah, thanks Seph-chan." First time calling me that. Hope it doesn't stick, I really don't like being called -chan.
"Alright lightning time Akeno-nee!" Need to say this really enthusiastically so she doesn't accidentally use her lifeforce, that is what happens when someone is frightened. Well, she is getting ready to fire her ligh-
"That's NOT lightning!" So there's red lightning firing out from a yellow-red magic circle and it's falling apart. Yep, she using her lifeforce. Crap, it just gained sentience. "I AM NOT INTO TENTACLE PLAY, AKENO-NEE!!!"
~BACK TO PRESENT~
Yeah, the lightning became a tentacle monster and I had to cut it off by devouring the lightning and then returning the lifeforce to Akeno. I did have to erase her memory of me devouring the lightning, but I don't want to devour that fleshy tentacle!
"GROOOOOOOO!!!"
"THIS AIN'T DESPICABLE ME!!! THERE IS NO GRU HERE YA BIG UGLY HENTAI PROTAGONIST!!!"
[*Not a great idea.*]
Not a great idea. Wow, we really are siblings, even though we aren't related by flesh or blood….I'm a slime so I guess it's goo?
[*It was great at first, but you had to kill it huh?*]
Gomen nasai!!! You must always kow-tow to your older sister. I should write a book on how to make your older sister happy...Ji-nee remind me to write it on webnovel.
[*No. Focus on your fight.*]
Sure, sure. So what do I do? There's an angry tentacle monster trying to attack me along with many ghouls and I'm hiding right now.
[*(virtual fall down) USELESS OTOUTO*]
Gomen nasai!!! I can't kow-tow right now, since I may die right now. There's around 20 million ghouls here….and I have an undead army of a million.
"{Arise}!!!" man I cannot get enough of how cool these guys look, but I am still an idiot. I guess I still have a human mindset. Do I need to make it more….godly? It is the right word, but gods are really arrogant. I don't mind being an Escanor arrogant, but I still don't like it much. I guess it'll take a few hundred years in meditation or in battle.
"My army!" Oh my...me. It just sounds cringy as heck. "Kill all the ghouls, you may use all your previous abilities!" Yeah, those weird tentacle things that come out from their body.
""""" YES MY LIEGE """"
They also took some features from Solo Levelling, not that I mind really. Well, I'll ask Ji-nee to speed this battle up around us, except that thing.
[*I already did that. Plus that battle is already over.*]
Alright then, moving on to get these 20 million in my army. "{ARISE}!!!" Let's see how much space I have right now.
{Shadow Save
Space - 20980000/50000000}
That's a lot. What else am I supposed to say? Am I supposed to say that: Wow, my army has risen so much, at this point I can try to go to other dungeons with stronger monsters and then I can level up so much that I can get dragons as my army, along with gods from the DxD universe, then I can use these guys to fight Trihexa and then get him as a Lieutenant in my army.
I could. But I won't, even though I already have. F*ck you author.
(A/N: Fuck you too. Also, I can uncensor my words unlike you.)
Yeah, that's why I am lifting this blurred out middle finger straight in the sky at you. Well, I need to go back to the fight, but I need to go to school since the time is….
[*8:40*]
F*ck this shit I'm out. {Ruler of Death}, {Death}. Alright, boom that guy is dead.
[{Death} gained one level!]
"Alright, {Arise}!"
[Failed. No soul to summon.]
This skill destroyed his soul huh? Why didn't I che-
[Dungeon cleared, teleporting Master back to previous location.]
School time….I hate you author.
(A/N: Hey, I have to go to school too, so I need to you to suffer as well.)
F U!
[Status]
Name: Sephtis Lucifer (Azrael)
Age: 17 years old
Race: True Dragon: The Ultimate Slime (Demonic Viscous Dragon God), *Sealed*
Universal Ranking: Pinnacle Omega Tier (Without seals: Infinite)
Multiversal Ranking: Ultimate Tier Devil/Angel
Level: 89
Current Job: Lucifer's Rival [Lv. 3]
XP to next level: 2003/9000
System Level: 5
System XP to next level: 450/600
HP: 15000/15000
MP: 14000/15000
SE (Source Energy): 750/750
Lifeforce: 999999
Strength: 280 (200+30+50)
Agility: 450 (300+150)
Immortality: 8
Intelligence: 900 (600+30+200+70)
Perception: 300
Fatigue: 2
Charm: ∞
Charisma: 600 (130+470)
Pride: 410
Wrath: 6
Lust: 2.5 (250)
Gluttony: ∞
Greed: 2
Sloth: 10
Envy: 1
Faith: 0
Hope: 5
Charity: 2
Fortitude: ∞
Justice: 10
Temperance: 10
Prudence: ???
Inventory Free Space: 4899999/5000000
Stat points: 300
KP: 9600
SP: 950000
SKILLS:
{Jibril}
<SUB-SKILLS>
{Thought Acceleration} - Passive Skill
{Appraisal}
{Parallel Processing} - Passive Skill
{Fusion}
{Separation}
{Chant Annulment} - Passive Skill
{All of Creation}
{Food Chain}
{Skill Synthesis}
{Skill Promotion} Lv. 5
{Dungeon Creation} Lv. 5
{Battle Mode}
{*&%#!*@!&} (Locked)
{&!%"&!%^!"} (Locked)
…(Rest are Locked)
Shadow Monarch Skill set;
{Shadow Extraction}
{Shadow Save
Space - 20980000/50000000}
{Shadow Exchange}
{Domain of the Monarch}
{Black Heart} - Passive Skill
{Immense Physical Prowess} - Passive Skill
{Status Recovery} - (stacked - 6210)
{Power Bestowal}
{Soul Control}
{Body Creation}
{Ruler of Death}
{Soul Control} Lv.1
<SUB-SKILLS>
{Soul Armour} Lv. 1
{Soul Shield} Lv. 1
{Soul Weapons} Lv. 1
{Soul Enchantment} Lv. 1
{Soul Manipulation} Lv. MAX
{Soul Form} Lv. 5
{Soul Destruction} Lv. 2
{Soul Regeneration} Lv. 2
{Ruler of Death} Lv.1
<SUB-SKILLS>
{Soul Call} Lv. 1
{Death} Lv. 2
{Lady Death}
{Concept of Death} Lv. 0
{Death Inversion} Lv. 1
{Resurrect} Lv. 0
Rimuru Tempest Skill Set
{Void God Azathoth} Lv.1
<SUB-SKILLS>
{Soul Consumption}
{Turn Null / Nihility Collapse}
{Imaginary Room/Imaginary Space}
{Space-Time Control}
{Multidimensional Barrier} - Passive Skill
{True Dragon Release}
{True Dragon Core Transformation}
{Harvest Lord Shub Niggurath}
<SUB-SKILLS>
{Skill Creation}
{Skill Duplication}
{Skill Gifting}
{Skill Bank}
{Evil Dragon Lord Azi Dahaka}
<SUB-SKILLS>
{SuperSpeed Thought} - Passive Skill
{Organic Matter Control}
{Duplication Mass Produce}
{Ability Absorption}
{Intrinsic Skills} MAX
{Endless Regeneration} - Passive Skill
{Dissolve}
{Absorb}
{Body Armour}
{Vampirism}
{Ultrasonic Waves}
{Flight}
{Thought Transmission}
{Daily Skills} - MAX Passive Skills
{Sense Heat Source}
{Super Olfaction}
{Sovereign of the Gods' Will}
{Universal Body Transformation}
{Battle Skills}
{Cloning}
{Megiddo}
{Law Manipulation}
{Gravity Manipulation}
{Thread Manipulation}
{Breath of Chaos}
{Element Alteration}
{Telepathy Control}
{Clairvoyance}
{Extra Skills}
{Black Lightning} Lv. 2
{Dark Flame} Lv. 1
{PoD} Lv. 40
{Illusionist's Mind} Lv. 5
{Summoning}
RESISTANCES:
Physical Attack Nullification
Natural Elements Nullification
Abnormal Status Nullification
Spiritual Attack Nullification
Celestial Nullification
Divine Resistance Lv. 10
Power of Destruction Resistance Lv. 40
Hybrid Attack Resistance Lv. 31
Holy Magic Resistance Lv. 30
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So I finished writing this chapter. And guess what? I had a whole week to write a lot of chapters! And I wrote one….Thing was that I made the plan, executed the plan, expected the plan to go of the rails (which it did) and then threw away the plan.
Get the reference?
Yeah, so you can tell me off for it but in my defence, I'm a child/young adult. So cya. Hope I make a good plan as well.
SIDE NOTE: Lv.0 means yet to be unlocked.