Chapter Twelve - Witsi Witsi Romanoff

— "Emily, I'm going to the Stark Tower to see if Endgame is happening. — I said while opening the portal. — "I won'tbe long, just for a few minutes."

"Take care."

I reappeared outside of the tower in a place that wouldn't be visible to the shield agents, I had to walk as if I was in Mission Impossible until I reached a window that showed the inside of the building. Where Loki could be seen already cuffed beside some agents and two of the Avengers.

— "Everything good so far." — I said to the air around me without looking away from the window.

In a moment, Tony had a sudden heart attack caused by an ant and an ex-fan of Back to the Future.

— "What are you doing here?"

I jumped out of fright. — "What the fuck?" — I looked around me in search of the person that had spoken to me.

— "In front of you idiot Midgardian."

My eyes focused on Mr. Issues who was staring at me frowning and showing confusion.

— "Am I supposed to speak mentally?" — I said out loud. 'Who does he think he is, Voldy?'

— "Who is this Voldy?"

— "Stop reading my mind! Or at least stop talking it's confusing hearing you inside of it."

— "I wouldn't say that if I were you Midgardian. What type of hobbies do you have inside there?"

— "Stop looking at that! Also, you should be more worried about being detained instead of snooping in my head!"

— "You have trauma…"

— "I already knew that it's nothing new, blame my father."

'Tell me his name, midget Midgardian and at least I'll be able to curse at your father.'

'We're straying from the topic Horns. Would you like to talk to me about Thanos?'

'You already know more than what you're asking, I don't think my answers will help you Midgardian.'

'Then I'll be on my way, I only wanted to confirm something. Say hi to the king of everything and the tortilla that you have as a brother for me.' - I laughed mentally.

I said goodbye, sticking my tongue out before entering the portal.

[...] 

The days had passed, and the drama queen had returned home like a lost pet with a muzzle included, which if you ask me was a fucking exaggeration! The Avengers got ready around the universe, and I went back to my normal life as well as my friends and family.

Beyoncé continued teaching me magic in my free time while I worked for the company and finished middle school.

Now I understand all the hard work that Pepper does is not only taking care of Tony but also becoming a CEO. Believe me, if I could, I would make her a giant statue in her honor.

While working at home I spent most of my time between chatting with Emi or simply creating new inventions for the medical field.

- "Love. I finally found the right person!" - She yelled walking from the door to the living room.

- "Do you have a boyfriend?! But what about Beyoncé?! You've just declined my ship!" - I yelled standing up.

- "We had a ship?" She sat on the sofa.

- "Obviously, it was called Elion!"

- "You couldn't come up with something better?"

- "Well, there was also Wonel and Belise, I haven't decided on one yet. Wait, that's not the point! My ship had just crumbled before it even started."

- "Your ship is not even in danger Martha, I was referring to me, finally found someone that can teach you self-defense." - She said hitting me in the head, many would say that this was not child abuse. 

- "You should have started with that!" - I said sitting beside her. - "Who will teach me?"

- "Emily, please tell her the details and show her the picture." - Said my mom while a holographic screen appeared.

I am fucked…

Yes, I know I say that often but now it was real. I was really fucked. It wasn't as if I weren't before but…

The point is, that I am more than screwed now! 

Natalie Rushman, a young 20-something redhead, expert in five languages, including Russian. Self-defense trainer with three years of experience has been in three different private security agencies with excellent references.

- "You see, she's fantastic right!" - Said my mom excitedly reading the resume of the… 

- "Mom, I'm not sure, I don't think she's the best candidate." I said without looking up from the picture of Natalia Romanoff, master assassin of S.H.I.E.L.D. aka I am so dumb I accepted a scientist of Hydra in our ranks. 

- "What are you talking about? She's one of the best candidates, I received her resume yesterday and I was amazed."

- "Emily help me." - I said to my best friend.

"Elise is right, her resume is more than excellent. Maybe you should give her a chance and get to know her."

Even Emi sounds excited about the news, - "I will go call her to tell her to come tomorrow." - Mom exited the living room with her phone already on her ear.

- "Emily! You didn't notice that this is Natasha? We can let her get close to us and even less now that we deal with the company and my classes of both magic and normal."

In front of me, the hologram of Emi wearing oversized clothing that looked almost bigger than her appeared, her hair was tied in a high ponytail and she had a calculative smile.

"Don't you see that we can take advantage of this?"

— "I don't get it." — I looked at her confused.

"Based on my data, Shield has set its sights on you again because your Centinels helped during the invasion, Miss Romanoff was sent here because they know that such technology belongs to you. They want to gain your trust." She said the last thing annoyed.

— "I only want to be freed from them, I don't want to be involved with an intelligence agency that fears intelligence, and even worse they are looking to create a weapon of mass destruction." — I curled up on the sofa.

"Mara, I hope you don't mind the nickname. To remove those idiots off our backs we have to be prepared, they do not have more information than what we let them on, and they don't even know that you are the owner of the company. They will most probably try to find who sold you the patents to then find the boss of the company." She explained as she paced the room with an angry tone.

— "I like the nickname. Then from what I understand, we are going to take advantage of their lack of knowledge to get information from them and also learn self-defense." — I straightened up with a grimace.

"Exactly" She smiled amused by the situation. "Is it possible for her to have imagination? If she can then I am glad that she is becoming more human every time."

— "I am not sure yet, having her so close can be a risk." — I approached her.

"See the bright side, you get to add a pony to your backpack." — She placed her hands over mine.

I laughed. She could be a rarity…

"Come on you'll only have to deal with her until you learn the necessary, and when you do she will go away. It will only be for a couple of months"

— "Alright, only because this is one of your plans and I haven't seen you so excited since we went to New Mexico or when we met Dad."

Emi laughed disappearing before Mom came back.

— "I made the call, you start lessons with her tomorrow." — She hugged me. — "I'll go prepare dinner, I'll bring it here so we can watch some movies."

— "Sleepover!" — I yelled excitedly.

— "Save that enthusiasm for when we are eating, I'm making lasagna."

Mom left the living room once again while I remained seated ready to watch TV while I finished with my homework.

[...]

It was 1:00 am when I woke from a dry throat, I got up from the couch where Mom slept and relaxed and the hologram of Emily rested on the floor digital drool included.

After getting water I came back to the living room and laid beside my mom.

— "Sorry for the wait." — A shape standing in front of me said.

— "Don't apologize, you never do so please don't do it. It gives me shivers." — I shifted to see him better.

— "It bothers you when I am nice and it bothers you when I am not." — He gave a resigned sigh.

— "You are not nice by nature." — I smiled. — "I already told you I love snakes even though I am a Gryffindor."

— "Sometimes I don't understand what you are talking about."

— "I talk in your language. If you don't get what I am saying you should go get your ears checked. Being imprisoned affects the hearing."

— "Midgardians are weird but you are even weirder, now I understand why I bother coming to see you." — He finished by showing me a small smile.

— "You come to see me because you like me, and because it's me. The coolest midgardian that you've ever met and you've met Pinky Pie." — I placed a hand on my chest.

— "Whatever you say midget midgardian." — He smiled cynically.

— "I've told you not to call me a midget!"

— "Whatever you say, you haven't grown since I last saw you."

— We saw each other 2 days ago. The fact that you and your people are gigantic dinosaurs is not my fault." — I argued.

He laughed without caring about being loud. — "In truth, Thor is taller but anyone around you is a giant." — He stood beside me. — "I have to go, mother is coming to see me in the cell."

— "Bye Loki."

He disappeared without a reply. What type of manners do they teach royalty?

I snorted and went back to sleep laughing at his bipolar attitude fit for a diva.

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