Pokemon : Arthur Smith

"Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokémon. My name is Nicolas, and I've the honor to be the lead Pokémon Professor of Oplea. Our world is inhabited by creatures that we have been calling Pokémon for the past century. For some people, Pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... They are biological wonders that have fascinated me since childhood. That's why I chose to study them as my profession. Now, less about me and more about you. First, what is your name?"

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"Arthur, is it? And I see you're also a boy; your brown skin suggests you're from the south. Yes, you'll undoubtedly grow into quite the athlete. A good quality for any trainer."

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"R-Racist? How? I just mean... You people from the south are known to have physical traits above the average. And this is not just preconceptions. In fact, it's due to your superb genes inherited from your ancestors. Back then, they unconsciously practiced selective breeding. Women sought strong men who could provide and protect amidst the wilderness, while men privileged wide hips and an ample chest as beauty criteria. Such women could birth strong children."

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"No. I'm not treating them as uncivilized or unrefined; it was a different time with different needs; there was no such interdependence or peaceful relationships between humans and Pokémon as there are today; survival and reproduction were the primary concerns, not pretty faces."

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"Yes, the people of the north had the same concerns, but... but! Because the climate is cold there, Pokémon activities were lower than in the south, a kind of respite, you could say. And, and... and—"

"Gar Gardevoir."

"Cough, cough. You are right, dear. We're getting sidetracked. Oh, my bad. I forgot to make the presentation. The Gardevoir behind me is, in a way, my starter. She has been with me for two decades already. Times sure flow away… Her name is Ava."

"Gardevoir."

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"Good. As everyone has been introduced, it is time to go to the main subject. Today is a big day, Arthur! It's the beginning of your Pokémon journey!"

"Voir~"

"You're about to enter a new world where you'll embark on a grand adventure of your very own: a world filled with Pokémon! They have mysterious power and come in many shapes. We humans coexist happily with Pokémon. We live and work and do other… things together. We naturally complement each other.

"As is now tradition, when a youngster finishes compulsory education, he goes out into the world to expand his horizons and experiment with the company of his first Pokémon before returning home and getting married or whatever. Now it's time for you to make your choice. Girls, come out!"

"Pri Primarina!"

"Delphox~"

"Serperior."

"The moment you choose the Pokémon that will help you learn about the world and awaken discoveries within you, the true journey begins... You seem to be confused, my boy, why is that?"

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"They don't have any issues; it's completely normal for a female Primarina and Delphox to have breasts; after all, they have some human genes in their genomes in addition to being mammals. Look how shapely and firm those are! Aren't you a lucky little bastard? They are among the finest of their species."

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"How would you be able to fully judge their... potential if I covered their chest? Arthur, you only make this choice once in your life; you must carefully evaluate every aspect."

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"You are a shy one, huh? Do they want to be partners? Ohoho, yes. Can't you see the look in their eyes? They have been quite restless since they knew about your arrival, and they might be a little... aggressive when you finally leave town, just the two of you, alone on the road, but I know you will manage. You need to hurry up. They are already losing patience."

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"Battles!? Krkrkrkrkr. You're learning fast. Listen to my counsel then.

"First you have Primarina—Pri!—the mermaid Pokémon. In the community they are also called the cough, Boob Pokémon, and you can already see why. They are unmatched in this department. The females of the species are known to suffer from the Diva complex. They have this little craziness about them, but it's actually very sweet. They will make your travel lively and your nights too…

"Second, we have Delphox— Phox~. —, the witch Pokémon. Many prefer her pre-evolution Braixen because they find her cuter, but I beg to differ. Delphox are fluffier, more mature, and with their naughtiness, they will try their damnest to make you into a blushing mess. They also have this motherly feel about them, always trying to take matter in their own hands or mouth... Anyway, if you don't like all the fluff, you can always brin her to some Pokemon Care to have her groomed.

"Finally, you have Serperior — Ser. — the Regal Pokemon. I know, a serpentine Pokemon… things might feel a little... deviant but heh, we are already neck deep into that shit so yeah, don't let yourself be dissuaded by the snaky body. Between us, if I were in your shoes, I would have chosen her. I mean, wouldn't it be the new experience and the horizon expanding?

"Serperior has a no-nonsense demeanor, but doesn't every man require this kind of authority in his life? When we are boys, we have mothers, and when we are men, we have wives. Snake pokemon have strong muscles as well. Imagine the sensation of the affectionate coaling she'll give you, even better, the sensation of that wiggly tongue... goodness, the blow..."

"Gardevoir!?"

"Cough, Ava, dear, there is only you in my life, and you know that. I'm just speaking hypothetically to help the boy in his choice. That's all. Don't go imagining things."

"… Garde?"

"Truly. Why would I look elsewhere when I have you?"

"Voir…"

"It's ok, and I like it when you're jealous, my jealous little wife. Cough, so Arthur, what is your choice? What is that face?"

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" Wai– What!? You were talking about actual Pokémon battles?... Who cares about that?... I suppose it's only right for you to give much thought to the strength of your starter. You still don't know how you ended up in this world that you once thought was fictional, and the future might be full of danger… Krkrkrkrkrkrkr! Now you look like a deer caught in a traffic light. Haha. Yes, I know your little secret, Arthur, and what a secret!

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"haha! Calm down, Arthur. Think a moment. How could I know this, when we are meeting for the first time? I didn't even know your name at the beginning of our discussion… Have you finally realized it? You are dreaming, my lil'nigga! Krkrkrkrkr. A very sweet dream, I should say. I never saw such a cup size on a Primarina. Good job there. Now wake up and listen to the damn class!"

And so, he woke up.