"Your not deadass." I said outloud. He wearily smiled at me. "You're deadass." Izuku midoriya was a delivery boy. "What is you doing mane" He handed me my box of pizza and said "How did you think I was able to pay for uraraka and myself on dates?" I looked him dead in the eye. "Izuku. I hope you know your rich." He looked confused. "Bro. Your mom owns a company" I told him. "That's true but I dont want to leech off her" he said back to me.
"Did she offer to give you money for dates?" I asked. "Yes but I declined it." I stared at him. I threw him the $5 and slammed the door. What idiot refuses money when the person has good intentions? As I was about to walk away, he gave a little knock. I turned around and opened the door. "What now?" I said to him. "Oh, it's just that you never told me or showed me your apartment." Hes right actually(I think). "Come by next week and I'll show you." I closed the door and walked to the living room.
"The pizza here." Toga and eri looked up at me. I then went to go sit down on the couch. I placed the pizza on the table and relaxed. They only grabbed one at time tho. Guess they need plates. I snapped my fingers and they appeared. "As expected of the magic king" said eri with pride. They took more slices and left me 2. I wasnt that hungry but I still ate it. "Who was that at the door?" questioned toga. "It was that green haired kid that's always around me." Eri looked at me and said "Broccoli?" I smiled and said "Yep that's him."
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I was at a train station now. Eri was on my head, playing with my hair. I had a suitcase in hand. We(the class) were about to go to out agencies. I was saying my goodbye to everyone because rumi lived far away. I said good luck to the guys and kissed all the girls good bye and left. (besides uraraka)
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I arrived at her house. She lived far but close to the city. I was about to knock on the door but it opened by itself. I set eri down and told her to go play in the garden. She obliged and left. When she left, a white foot came flying at my face. I let it happenen since it would probably feel good. That came out wrong. What I mean was that it would feel like a marshmallow hitting me.
It hit my face directly. "Why didnt you dodge kid?" said the chocolate women. "It was to fast for me Ms." I said while mumbling. "liar" was all she said before she let her foot down. My jaw dropped, I tell you.
Perfect curves. Perfect hair. Perfect face. Everything is perfect. Definitely had to stop time for this one.
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"My names Kenji. Kenji skies" I said while holding my hand out. "Weird name kid." She took my hand and shook it. She twitched a little when she felt my hand. Happens to anyone who touches my hands for the first time. "What's your name Ms?" I tried to make small talk. "Call me sensei." She made a proud look. I laughed and said "Senseis should be stronger than students tho but as it stands, your not."
She grinned and said "So you got a mouth on you huh? Well let's test it." I agreed and we went outside into a field. Eri was playing with worms. "Whenever your ready" was all I said. "Come at me."
Top 10 words heard before defeat. I disappeared and reappeared behind her. I swung down to chop her neck and it worked. The crazy thing is tho is that she reacted for a split, split second. Damn. I knew she was the strongest female hero but shesh. That reaction speed is something only all might himself could keep up with. Oh well. She still has a couple of infinity years to become stronger than me. "Eri. Come meet your new mom" I gestured eri to come over to me.
"Wow. Moms so pretty and mature. She also has nice skin" said eri while poking her face. I patted her head. "Yep. She sure is." I then carried rumi over my shoulder back to her house. Eri held my hand on the way back. After 3 hours of sleeping, she woke up. "Damn that hurts" she said under her breath. "Sorry for that" I said yelling from the kitchen. 'This kid is actually stronger than me. I've been waiting for someone like this.' thought Rumi.
I brought rumi some carrots and she thanked me. "So, when will hero work start?" She looked up at me and said "When I beat you." I had future vision, knew how she acted and yet i still chose her. I already know everything about the hero patrol but I kinda wanted to show off to eri. "Whelp, I guess I'm not doing hero work then. Imma use your bathroom." I then left.
It was now eri and rumi in the room. "So hes your dad?" said rumi. "Yes!" said eri in a cute voice. "What's he like?" Eri thought for a second and said "Hes very nice to everyone. He may come off ride at first but that's just him joking around." Rumi thought for a while and said "So who's your mom?"
Eri had a hard time answering this. "Actually, papa has 6 wifes and adding you will make it 7." Hearing this rumi slightly, very slightly blushed. "I'm back!!" I said while walking in the room. I knew what they were talking about befor I came in here so I got a good idea. Thanks eri for helping me out. "Ms. Rabbit, If you can beat me, I'll become your slave but if I defeat you, you'll become mine." Rumi thought about it for a while. She knew she had no chance of winning but..
"Deal" She said.