Chapter 227: Boring Buster Call

Leaping high into the sky, I floated above the Stawhats before jumping off Nimbus and infusing it into Naga-sa, causing cloud-like drawings to emerge from the golden base of my bo-staff; tightly clutching a Nimbus-infused Naga-sa, I manipulated its size, causing it rapidly grow in size while I kicked the air to stay afloat. Once my bo-staff reached roughly a kilometer in length and was as thick as the Strawhat's ship, I flipped myself and kicked the air above me, launching me towards the Strawhat's down below.

'Hehe, time to make my presence known.' Mused Diddy with a grin as he held a Nimbus-infused Naga-sa with both hands before swinging it towards his left, slamming it into a battleship, killing nearly everyone aboard and destroying it in the process, only to fling it directly into another battleship.

"HAHAHA!!" Remarked Diddy with chaotic laughter as he looked at the two battleships that exploded upon impact, resulting in hundreds of deaths, not like he cared.

Enjoying the chaos, I shrunk my bo-staff to its normal size as I fell, only to land atop the Strawhat's ship, causing them to all look at me while Sanji was already staring at me like I was his mortal enemy.

"Um, T-Thanks?" Said Nami hesitantly as she eyed Diddy, who simply chuckled in amusement before clutching the mast of the ship.

"You all have earned some of my respect for daring to defy the orders of the World Government, so I'll provide you all with some slight assistance. Hehe, hopefully, you all don't die." Replied Diddy with a wicked grin as he kicked the air beneath him, causing the ship to suddenly be lifted into the air.

"W-We're flying!? Ships aren't supposed to fly!" Exclaimed the man with slicked blue hair and sunglasses as he looked over the ship's edge, eyeing the ocean that continued to get farther away.

"I-I've got a bad feeling about this." Muttered Ussop, who was wearing a golden mask, fearfully as he huddled close to Sanji, who was glaring at Diddy.

Once I was decently high in the air, I lightly kicked the air once more, building momentum as I spun the Strawhat's ship numerous times before throwing them far into the distance, causing them to soar through the sky while passing Pandemonium and continuing further into the distance as they exited the daylight zone of Enies Lobby.

Watching them disappear behind the horizon, I smirked before suddenly turning around and using Naga-sa to block a sword attack from a marine, who seemed to be a Vice admiral.

"Chaos Kong!!" Yelled the Vice-admiral while gnashing his teeth as he eyed Diddy, who grinned before pushing him away, flinging him tens of meters back.

When the Vice-admiral regained his bearings, he kicked his feet against the air, using geppo as he closed the distance, yet, before he could make it close to me, he was suddenly brought to an immediate halt, followed by five elongated nails slicing through his body, and although he used haki to shield himself, it did little to against the fire and haki-clad nails; however, just as the nails finished slicing through his neck, a ball of scalding plasma suddenly enveloped him entirely, burning him, and within seconds there was nothing except ash that plummeted towards the ocean.

Clicking my tongue, I glanced at Sebas, Freyja, and Mael, who had just arrived.

"Tsk, stealing my kill." Muttered Diddy in slight annoyance as he glared at Sebas and Freyja, who merely glossed over his words by either outright ignoring him or chuckling.

"Anyways, is this really the supposed terrifying Buster Call with the strength of a nation's entire military might?" Asked Freyja lightly with a faint frown, floating in the air while flapping her wings as she gazed at the nine battleships, though two of them were destroyed and sinking.

"Yeah, I agree with Freyja. This is rather disappointing. I thought a Buster call would be dangerous, yet this is just lazy." Said Mael in slight disappointment while folding his arms and gazing at the seven ships in the ocean, which had switched their target to them, bombarding them with tens of cannonballs every few seconds.

"Hoho, well, I'd like to address the fact that the Buster Call was originally meant to capture the Strawhat pirates, not us. This is barely enough to capture just one of us, and as for Captain, they'll most likely need an Admiral." Stated Sebas with a soft chuckle as he waved his hand, erecting a telekinetic shield surrounding them four, protecting them from canon fire.

"That is true." Muttered Freyja with a slight nod as she glanced at Sebas before shifting her focus to the ship's down below.

"I call dibs on the left two ships." Added Freyja with a lustful glint as she licked her lips before flying towards the two leftmost ships.

"Then I've got the two in the back." Said Mael as wisps of plasma erupted off him before he, too, left the group and flew towards the furthest ships.

"Well, I suppose I'll take the two on the right." Remarked Sebas lightly as he glanced at Diddy before floating toward the rightmost ships, taking his telekinetic barrier with him, allowing the battleships to finally fire upon Diddy.

Swatting the incoming cannonballs away, I glanced at the single ship in the front, which, luckily, had a Vice-admiral aboard, so I suppose I would be able to enjoy myself somewhat.

"Better than nothing, I suppose, but yeah, this was far from what I expected." Muttered Diddy with a faint frown as he continued to swat the incoming cannonballs away before suddenly kicking the air, dashing through the sky and nearing the frontmost ship.

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Hitting the man's sword away, I used soru to suddenly appear in front of him before reaching forward and clutching my man's neck while squeezing my nails into him.

"Eh, you were decently strong, had decent observation haki, but other than that, you were rather lame." Said Diddy lightly as he looked at the exhausted and grievously injured man before suddenly squeezing tightly, causing his neck to snap while his body went limp, and the light of vitality vanished from his eyes.

Tossing the corpse onto the deck along with the rest of his men, I yawned a little before walking towards the edge and leaping overboard, submerging myself in the water to clean all the blood out of my fur. Once I decently cleaned, I had Naga-sa absorb a bunch of water, nothing heavy, just a couple thousand tons, before leaping out of the water, enlarging my bo-staff, and slamming it atop the battleship, breaking it into two and causing it to explode.

"Not a bad thirty or so minutes; have they finished yet?" Muttered Diddy lightly as Naga-sa returned to its original size before holstering it after extracting Nimbus from his bo-staff and reabsorbing it.

Looking over to my fellow crewmates, I spotted Freyja in the distance, raping the Vice-admiral she had defeated with a smile on her face while all of the marines watched in a circle while jerking themselves off, a disturbing scene. Mael looks to have just finished his battle against another vice-admiral, and he was flying back towards Pandemonium. Sebas was pretty much doing the same, but he had brought along a few valuables with him.

'Hmm, maybe I should give the Vice-captain position to Sebas; he's actually behaving like a pirate. Well, actually, pirates normally rape a lot, so Freyja is also filling her quota. Eh, whatever, the strongest one gets to be the Vice-captain.' Pondered Diddy with a thoughtful expression before shaking his head and returning to Pandemonium alongside Mael and Sebas.

Landing atop Pandy beside my hammock, I stretched my body a little and placed Naga-sa on my personal weapon rack before laying in my comfortable hammock and closing my eyes.

"Captain, where is Freyja? Has she not returned yet? We can't really leave without her." Asked Trenza lightly as she approached Diddy, who opened one of his eyes before dismissively shaking his hand.

"She's raping a Vice-admiral while the Marines watch; anyways, we're leaving within thirty minutes or when Freyja finishes her little raping orgy. Now, I'm going to take a short nap, so leave me be." Replied Diddy blandly as he closed his eyes and quickly drifted off to sleep while Trenza just tilted her head in pure confusion before turning around and walking away.

"Raping orgy? H-How would that eve- haa, never mind, she probably hypnotized them. Yeah, that sounds like Freyja." Muttered Trenza with a confused expression while rubbing her head before sighing and nodding as she entered the base.

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"So, where the hell are headed now, Trenza?" Asked Diddy curiously while sitting on top of the base as he watched Scar practice soru, which he quickly caught onto thanks to his fight against Blueno.

"Um, I don't know; why are you asking me?" Replied Trenza lightly as she gave Diddy a confused look.

"Cause you're the only one who can understand Pandemonium." Said Diddy as he turned and looked at Trenza, who nodded before shrugging her shoulder.

"I don't know. After all, isn't she just swimming towards the next closest island she can sense? I'm no Pandemonium expert; I can just speak to them, that's all." Stated Trenza calmly as she shook her head and sat down on the edge of the base beside Diddy, occasionally shooting a fish that leaped out of the ocean.