Naruto: Reborn With Useless Skills?
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*Ahem* Please read the "tags" before you go about the story, Friend! Also the MC goes through a huge character development. The MC is like an insane dick at the start. But he grows. Now the synopsis: Surname Kaneko meaning Golden and Given name Mitsu meaning Light. Ahhh! Such a fitting name.... FITTING NAME MY ASS... But the name holds weight in the land of fire. Hmmm. Why? Well because, it's the name of the Fucking Fire Daimyo aka Otou-chan, my daddy dearest. Huhuhuhu... Yesh! You have guessed it! I was reborn as the fricking prince of fire. It's great right? RIGHT? WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!! Because the idiotic daimyos, don't let their dumb kids learn ninjutsu.... But worry not, yours truly, was lucky to be born as the third prince. Damn! I didn't know the fat lady had 3 children already, no wonder she was... You know what! I will stop right there. I don't want my fate to be the same as that Tora. *shudder* But the biggest issue here is, after I was run over by Scooty-Chan... Yeah! You heard me, Scooty-Chan. Coz, her elder cousin Truck-Kun, was too busy running over some fat NEET, she had to come and give me a ride... and a ride she gave... *Tears* I even got the worst reincarnating official... more like an assistant... Here, I have read about the awesome powers reincarnators get when they reincarnate. While yours truly was stuck with a pussy who can't even authorize a freakin Sharingan.... Well, you know what! It doesn't matter. Just see how I freaking kick ass with the worst list of skills. https://discord.gg/mtQutXpjky ___________________ Note: The name of the FF is a parody itself. And yes, the skills the MC gets are useless on their own. But using the parody of a certain Novel it became something else! Note: The cover and any images in the future are and will be drawn by me. So these belong to me. ___________________ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters only my OC's and the change of plot
Chapter 1: Scooty Chan Yamete!
Jutsu of the day:
<Runover and Reincarnate You no Jutsu>.
Courtesy of Scooty-Chan
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Somewhere in a bald blue planet~
[General]
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A man was walking down the street, clearly depressed. Why you ask? Well it's simple… He failed his Engineering Finals.
It's too bad right? Well, sort of. He actually forgot that he had an exam and instead went clubbing.
Today around noon,
He woke up with his head between thighs as his phone rang.
*Buzz… Ring*
"The hell is calling?"
"The f**k dude! Where are you? You missed the exam?" Came an agitated voice from the other side of the phone.
"Eh! What exam?" The man was still half asleep and wasn't thinking properly.
"Your mechanics finals.." No sooner the voice was heard the man shot straight up.
He knew he was royally f***ed. This was his final exam. One more, and he would have kissed the university life, goodbye. And yet…
He dressed up as fast as he could. Before leaving, he didn't forget to take some pictures of the girl he 'did' last night. He couldn't resist a perverted grin and started drooling.
Then it hit him. 'Shit! This isn't the time for thighs… I mean this."
He started running as fast as he could. He was so agitated, he forgot to call for a cab. And after an agonizing hour of running, he finally reached the teacher's room.
Well, guess what their response was. Yep, you guessed it. He had to retake the credit…
So that brings us to where we left off~
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The man arrived at a bridge. He tried his best to look as dramatic as possible as he gazed into the setting sun.
His monologue began: 'Why do I keep this life? Isn't it easier to just end it all?" He shed a few hypothetical tears while playing a scene from a famous movie.
Some passers-by even pointed at him. Middle aged ladies started gossiping about it and the school girls just giggled.
But soon the bridge got quiet.
When he noticed that everyone was gone, he started laughing, " As if! Like one more semester, even matters to me. It simply means I can bang some new blood while I am at it, lallala~ La?"
He was happily humming till he noticed a pink scooter,,,,
Scooter?
Yeppie, he wasn't mistaken. It sure was a scooter. The crazy part was… It had no rider.
And the man, (for God's sake, just give him a fricking NAME. Yeah, *ahem* so,) Jason noticed the scooter was driving on its own.
Funnnn~
He was almost sure he was drunk, but he could not remember when he had been drinking. He knew that his target was the bar. After what happened today, he needed some alcohol and a few juicy thighs. But now he was seeing things.
"Sigh~!" he sighed audibly, thinking that it couldn't be helped. After all he had a rough day.
But he could swear the front panel of the scooter, which had changed so much that it appeared smiling
"Holy macaroni! With sugar on top. The frick did I just see?"
While he was questioning his sanity. The scooter spoke. Yeah, you heard me right. It freaking spoke.
"Etto~ are you Jason-san? Unno, Truck-niisan told me to send you to the reincarnation center. So hope you are ready."
The freaking frick? Truck-kun? Reincarnation center? Is this the play out of some freaking novel?
"Etto~ Jason-san are you ready?"
"Ready, your mother. EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!" Jason screamed at the scooter.
"Ah! Un~ You see Truck-niisan was busy reincarnating this really fat guy with glasses, it was actually my job but, etto~ he seemed too heavy for me, so I told my cousin to do it." The scooter said with a blush. Yes, he was definitely seeing things.
It continued, "Unno~ so, I will send you to the reincarnation center, as you wanted to end your life earlier. My boss told me to pick you up. Does that answer your questions?"
Jason thought for a moment. Isn't this one of the fantasies he always had? Getting transferred to another world with uber OP powers? Is he gonna accept? You can count on your baldy head he will accept. He always wanted to reincarnate into narutoverse and now he had his chance.
"Yes, ummm…"
"I am Scooty, you can call me Scooty-Chan~"
"Yes, Scooty-c-Chan, I understand most of it bu-" Before Jason could ask his question, the scooter intervened.
"Unno~ Sorry Jason-san but I don't have much time. I will have to run you over now."
'Eh? Run me over?' Jason thought about what the scooter just said. And his nightmare started.
*SCREAMINGG*
"SCooOOOOOOTYYY-CHAN YAMETEEEEEEE….."
And thus ended the life of one Jason, surname unimportant.
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[A/N: Well hope you like this fanfic. I will mostly work on my original novel. But I really wanted to write a fanfic for fun. So.... here we are.
||New: A/N: Well.. Everything started as I mentioned above! But the response is too good and the recent chapters are longer than this one so I do hope you will keep reading!
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