An Army Wiped, and He's BORED!?

While the general was thinking that, Vance was busy fighting every soldier that had attacked him. Vance being Vance, was able to wipe out large sections of the army using his skills. A short period later, all the soldiers lie on the floor beaten brutally.

"Man that was a little too easy. It would probably be more fun to just make a kingdom and declare war on some fuckers like this. Eh, too much work. Well then, I guess it's time to check the generals for who ordered the attack."

As Vance said this and walked towards the generals that had started attempting to retreat, the people watching from the castle were horrified.

"That kid... He's a monster." Said the general anxiously.

"Master is not a monster, he's very sweet, kind, and gentle."

"Yeah maybe with you! We should capture that bastard and put an enslavement collar on him for the good of the kingdom!" Yelled the general.

Hearing this, all of Vance's women, Sarah included, seemed to become furious instantly.

"Who the fuck are you to say Mr. Vance should be enslaved?"

"Do you even have the strength to capture my Master? He could kill you in his sleep."

"Van would wipe the floor with you, you living human garbage."

"Sir Vance should break your legs. And if he doesn't we will."

"How dare you speak ill of Vance. Do you even have the position for that?"

Hearing all of the women speak to him like that, the generals face turned red, from what seemed to be anger.

"He is a danger to the kingdom and must be restrained. Surely you agree with me your Majesty?"

"No. No I do not. Vance is an upstanding young man that voluntarily went to protect this city. In addition to this, he is the boyfriend of both of my daughters." Said John

"If my husband were to turn his back on Vance like that, I would have to hit him on the head for his stupidity." Said Lucy.

While this argument was happening, back on the battlefield, Vance had used magic to tie up the general and some of his lower rank commanding officers.

"Hmm. Walking is a hassle so I guess it's teleportation."

Saying this, Vance teleported them to the castle where everyone was. Upon appearing, Vance spoke.

"Man these guys were kinda boring to fight. Better than the bandits for sure. But still boring. Oh god it's only going to get worse the stronger I am huh? Fuck that's boring."

"Did this man just wipe out an army? AND HE'S BORED!?"