Fighting an Army? How Cliché

As Jess and John had their conversation, Vance had just landed at the battlefield, right in front of the army. He called out and amplified his voice with magic.

"Heyyo, if you guys wanna talk this out before I have to kill or cripple y'all, now is your chance."

"What an annoying brat. You're all they sent?"

*Sigh* "I get really tired of this cliché, but whatever. So who wants to get fucked up first?"

As Vance said this he began to crack his knuckles.

"Should I be lethal or non-lethal? Hmm. Lets mix it up."

Seeing Vance talk about them like they were nothing in his eyes led the soldiers to feel a burning rage towards him, who had damaged their pride. In order to rectify their anger, the commanders in the back yelled out. "Kill him first! We'll show them that we are not to be looked down on! If we win the battles to come, we will allow you all to enjoy the city's women!"

Hearing this, the soldiers all began to cheer.

"Wooow. It's like a novel how basically everyone I fight knows how to push my buttons. Well shit, guess I'll leave the commanders alive for questioning.

As the army charged towards Vance, he seemed to do nothing, which angered them further as they believed him to be mocking them, when in actuality, Vance was debating what the most fun ways to kill them would be.

"Fuck it man, might as well make this another combat training session. Actually, maybe some necromancy might be fun."

Vance then charged at a soldier while surrounding his hand in flames. He punched through the soldiers chest and destroyed his heart while the surrounding soldiers began to attempt to pelt him with magic. Unfortunately for them, Vance, who had the skills of Combat God, and Magic God, was almost unhittable. Due to Combat God, he knew the best and most efficient ways to dodge and block attacks, while Magic God allowed him to use magic to block attacks that he was unable to avoid physically. As he killed soldier after soldier, Vance decided to test out a form of magic he always found cool but never used: Necromancy.

While Vance fought, to the fear of his enemy, people that Vance had killed began to rise once more. As these corpses rose again, they used magic and their physical bodies to attack their previously comrades.

Seeing this, not only the soldiers and the commanders were afraid of Vance and his capability to do seemingly everything, the people watching from the castle, excluding the girls, were also afraid.

"My daughters, Vance... He won't attack our country right?" Asked John worriedly.

"Papa don't worry. Vance really loves us all, and he's normally really nice. He only gets like this when he's really riled up or fighting. So it should be fine, but if you and Mama want, we can ask him to be careful."

"Yes Father. Vance is truly kind and gentle with us. We only see him like this when he's in combat."

"Oh thank god. But if you could talk to him it would help your dear old father's heart."

While they were having this talk, secretly the general who had argued with Vance was sweating and thinking to himself. 'Oh dear god, why did it have to be such a monster I argued with.'