1. I'm dead?

Ughh, where am I, all I can see is white.' I try to rub my eyes when I notice I'm just a ball of light. 'Wait if I'm just a ball of light..' " where's my d*ck?!"

While I'm trying to figure out what the hell happened to my d*ck I hear someone speak. "Ahem, Hello there little one, sorry to inform but you are dead." When I turn around to see who spoke I see more light this time in the form of a human.

"I'm dead?"

"You're dead."

"I'm really dead?"

"You're really truly actually dead."

'Well, I guess that would explain why I'm just a ball of light' "How? How did I die? And who are you?"

"Well to answer your second question I am what is known as a god or a R.O.B. as for your your first question.. well... its a funny story actually,  so it seems my son had thought it would be funny to have a lightning bolt strike down near you and well he kinda missed the tree next to you and hit you instead. I am going to compensate you with something you weebs are quite familiar with REINCARTION!"

"I died cause your son hit me with lightning?! WAIT! Did you just say reincarnation?! Like i read about in manga and fanfics?! Can i choose what world i go to?! Am i gonna hey cheats and wishes too?! Or a system?!"

"Woah, slow down there! You won't get to choose where you're going or have any wishes. We're going to be spinning a wheel to decide all that." When the light man or I guess god says that a giant wheel appears next to him. "First the world wheel."

When I go to spin it I see a lot of different worlds on it dc, bleach, fate, sss-class suicide hunter, and toradora among many others. 'And spin!' It goes on for a long time and when it is finally almost done it almost lands on Attack on Titan but then goes to My Hero Academia. "Phew. Had me scared there for a second." 'Mha's a good world where 80% percent of the population has superpowers and there are lots of women in skin tight suits.

"Well now that we have the world lets get you your boon. Oh right I can give you an extra boon as well but you'll have to take a flaw as well. Will you do it?"

"Of course!"

"Alright then, lets get the new wheel out." As he's saying that the wheel begins to change. It gets three layers and when begins to spin they each start slightly after the other and middle one spins in the opposite direction.

When the first one, the first boon one, stops it says 'x-23'. Which is pretty good, I honestly think her powers are one of the better ones i could get especially since I'd get claws on both my hands and feet.

Then the second wheel, the flaw stops it says 'battle maniac'. Not sure how to feel about this, it's better than what it could have been since I saw things like blindness and pleurisy. I just hope I can keep it under control.

For the last wheel, the second boon one, when it stopped it said umbrakinesis. umbrakinesis, the ability to create and manipulate darkness and shadows. Pretty cool power I have to say, though it is a bit edgy.

"Hmm, pretty decent powers, you pretty good on all the spins everything considered. Well it's about time to send you off, I hope you have fun in your new life."

"I hope I have fun too, but before I go could you at least make sure my friends and family aren't too broken up over my death. I don't want to have to be worried about them in my new life."

"I can do that, now get going." after he says that a portal opens behind me and i go through it.

after the poetal closed a new human made of light appeared. "Why did you push all the blame onto me, your the one who wanted ro see something entertaining." the new person of liggt said.

"Cough cough cough, dont you have some homework to be doing right now?!"

"fine, fine, I'll go, I'll go. I guess you got that entertainment you wanted now."

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< author's notes! >

The hardest part of this chapter for me was coming up with the flaw since everything I thought of was either too normal or too extreme. I had everything from dyslexia to a verbal tick to pleurisy to blindness. I'd appreciate any and all feedback on this chapter that could make this better.

I'd like to know everyone's favorite Beatles song, mine is Hey, Jude.