82. War Against Monopoly

You can read 70 chapters in advance and GOT fic on -patreon.com/misterimmortal.

_______________________

"Moony became Mayor? Is that even possible?" In his house's study room, he asked Kennedy.

Kennedy had already come house with a dozen lawyers and experts in the constitution. "There is no line in the constitution that says there cannot be a non-human Mayor."

But there was still a question, "How did he even become the Mayor? I don't remember him going on campaigns."

For that, Kennedy had a clear answer. He looked at Moony, who turned away quickly, "Moony has been going around D.C. for the last 6 months and being an open vigilante. He catches thieves, stops murders, saves kids from accidents and heck, he delivers medicine to old people.

"Everyone in the city knows him and behold when the time came to vote, they voted him in."

"Bwahahaha... this is damn funny. Moony, come here, son." Hector laughed out loud.

The Good boy barked and walked to him. He expected scolding but only got pats, kisses and praises. "What a good boy. You saved people and do well? Why didn't you tell me before? You deserve so much reward that if I gave it to you in one go you'd have diabetes.

"Do you want to be the Mayor?"

Moony nodded his head and talked in barks, ~Dad, I wanna help you run the country.~

"Good good, you will do it just fine, I know it. I will be with you when you take the oath to the office. Kennedy, I want great celebrations and decorations. Moony may be a dog but he has more brain than 70 per cent of the people."

"Professor Moony, I will complete school in 2 years, can I be your assistant after that?" Jean cheekily asked him.

Moony agreed and gave a seal of approval by putting his soft paw on her head and patting her. It had become some sort of habit by now. [A/N: His inner Itachi is coming out.]

"Okay, kids, go back to school, I need to address the nation for this. This might just be my last term as President so I am going to go full crazy with reforms. Kennedy, you are not allowed to sleep from now on." He ordered them all.

Kennedy saluted like the old days in the military, "My buttcheeks are ready, sir."

("⚆_⚆)

"What the hell is with your sudden fetish, son? Are you okay?" He genuinely cared for him.

"Since I became super Kennedy, I feel an extra attraction to ass, sir. I can't help but compliment one when I see it. At the moment, yours is by far the best. Truly it's America... NO! Earth's ass." Kennedy replied, nodding his head and giving himself points.

Hector honestly felt violated. Knowing that his Vice President was secretly looking at his ass was not a good taste. "It is an order that you are never to stand behind me."

"WOFF!" Moony ordered the same.

Logan grunted, "Stay away from me,"

Kennedy scoffed, "Moony, I'd understand, he's cute fluff, people look at him and not the ass. But you, General Howlett? Nah, your ass is as flat as my car's bonnet."

*SHH* Logan pulled out his claws, "That's it, I'm sending your coffin home,"

Kennedy was not scared of anybody now, he was super Kennedy after all, "Huh, does this mean you wanted me to praise your ass?"

There was some reasoning in that argument. Logan retracted his claws and walked away to fish once again, "I'm surrounded by undead and nuts, come Moony, you're the only sane guy... Ugh!... forget it."

Moony was just licking his balls, it wasn't his fault that he had no hands that could reach there.

...

It had been so many years since any oathtaking happened at Capitol as he had not left office. This time he decided to do it to make people happy. Turns out, he underestimated his popularity, so many people came to see that he had to order National guards to take to the streets and help the police. Heck, Moony worked overtime to sniff out all the drug dealers.

Hector donned his normal suit, not the military one, and stood at the podium to address the crowd of 2.8 Million people. It was absolute madness, and when he appeared outside, the crowd started screaming as if rioting.

~This is respect, this is what I worked hard for. Nice.~ he told himself.

He had to give a speech and say a poem. "How are you? Can't believe I've been in the office for 10 terms now. I took it when the World War was just starting and here I am, a peaceful world exists. All this is because of the faith that you all put in me.

"I am grateful. But I still know there exist elements in the United States who are constantly trying to bring me down because I do not follow their words. They want to destroy our society, turn it into a crony blood-sucking capitalistic society. I say, I love capitalism, but I also say that any dollar earned from the blood of an American is a shame to this country.

"So, as long as I am the president, I will forever keep my foot on these blood-sucking leeches. Because remember, as I said back in 1941, I consider you all my sons and daughters, so as a father, how can I let these leeches touch you?

"I will soon pass a few laws that will be in favour of the public but some corporations may get angry, especially those that believe in monopolies. You know what I am talking about. I am not scared to say it, I dislike Walmart.

"Not long ago there was a shop in a small town outside Washington, D.C. where I used to go to buy myself some tasty meat. The owner had a special way of preserving them that gave them a nice flavour.

"I went there yesterday and couldn't find the shop. Not just that shop but the entire street that used to be full of shops and business activities was gone. Then I found out that a new Walmart outlet had opened. They undercut all players on that street until they forced these small shops to close down.

"This is how monopolies are made, children. Now, that street looks lifeless and deserted. Where children used to run with ice cream in their hands now have dead footpaths with overgrown grass.

"I shall bring laws that will restrict these major companies from monopolising industries and destroying lives. Remember, my sons and daughters, I have taught you on Smart America that you must always think openly from both sides, be critical of that. If you do, you will see that once these monopolies exist, lives for those working for them become miserable because they start making the rules and also breaking, after all, who is there to challenge them?

"I WILL! Because to me, you all come before these crony capitalist opportunist leeches."

It was a heated speech and he basically obliterated Walmart with one speech. Their stock price is going to tank now because the President had openly declared them the enemy of Americans. Wall Street was good at doing one thing, it was reading the room. They knew how worshipped Hector was, how much people listen to him and follow his words.

"I am setting up a committee to form a draft for a bill that shall make it easier for Americans to start businesses, be entrepreneurs, don't just look for jobs but create them too.

"With this, all I say is, MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

"YAAAAA!" The crowd went into a frenzy. People love it when major corporations are thrashed like this, especially those that were too big to fail. And hearing him opened their eyes to some extent, they too started to remember how their local markets became empty after Walmart moved in.

After his oath-taking, an incident happened. *BANG* A gunshot was heard and the bullet hit Hector on the head, but instead of dropping dead, he looked angered.

"Logan, gun," he ordered.

Logan quickly handed him his nice Colt Single Action Army. Hector admired, "Oh, a man of culture? Nice."

He turned back towards the crowd and aimed his gun at a window in a building too far away for people to see. He first adjusted the trajectory, *BANG BANG BANG*

Three shots were fired in cold silence. Echo rang through the buildings, making people gasp. No one had any idea what he shot at, but how could Hector be ever wrong with a gun?

[A/N: Btw, do you want to know who the lover is going to be?]

[Discord-https://discord.gg/DgHkrAn OR see them on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mister_immortal_novel]

WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS WEALTH? PASS SOME STONES TO ME!

_____________________

Special thanks to *DougErNuts* *Oluwatimileyin Olayemi* *BirdRant* *Franklin Walley* *Brennan Tubbs* *Qul* *phong thanh nguyen* *Dillon Tyler*

Thank you for all your support!