217. Initiating Ass-Whooping!

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"What? Do you want to have the opportunity to speak? Fine, who is your leader?" He asked the gagged High Table members on the High Table.

Eventually, he allowed the Arab guy to speak. "You can not kill us; without us, the world will crumble into crime and madness. We keep it under control by organizing it."

"Haha, thanks for the idea. I will get someone from my camp to run it now. Anyway, I will kill you because you're a criminal, and you tried to kill John, who is also a dog lover like me." Hector argued.

"I LOVE DOGS!" The Arab guy said.

Hector read his mind with the Mind Stone. *BAM* He punched him in the face, caving his nose into the skull and giving him a slow death. "I do not tolerate lies about dogs."

"That was the elder, the leader of the High Table," Winston muttered, not at all bothered by the gore. On the contrary, he was rather enjoying it because he knew the High Table was powerless in front of this man.

"Why am I even wasting time on you folks?" He sighed suddenly and went ahead to punch the faces of the remaining three. He didn't even bother to know their names as he already had their memories. This meant he knew everything about the organization that he needed to.

"Great, now I am the boss of the High Table. Winston, do you want a new job?"

Winston gave a slight gentleman bow, "I'm all up for it, sir."

"Great, you will be the face of the new High Table. You will do as I say, pass my orders forward. In return, you will get help from SHIELD when you need it. For now, pass the order that if any member of the organization hurts an innocent or minor, then their lives will be considered forfeited. If they try to leave the organization, their lives will be considered forfeited." he ordered.

Winston nodded, "That will be as good as a death sentence, but I can understand."

Hector then turned to John, "There you have it. Problem solved, and now you can retire for good. But let me ask you, do you seriously want to retire? I mean, you are pretty good at using guns."

"I do not wish to be on this side of the world. Helen wanted me to leave all that behind." John revealed.

"Great, then I have an offer for you. How would you like to work for world peace and security? Not as an assassin but as a field agent of SHIELD. It's a government job, and I need good talents like you if I want to fix this planet." Hector offered him.

John stayed silent for a few seconds and thought about it. He wondered if doing it this way would break his promise to his dear wife. However, he felt a pull on his suit at the side just then. It was his grandma, loudly whispering, "Accept it! What are you waiting for? Your mother would be so proud if you worked for the president."

Indeed, his family has been very close to Hector since the days of his great-grandma. "Then I will accept the job."

"Awesome. This is a happy ending to this tragic tale, then. It's time we return and get to our normal work." He made a portal back to the park outside New York. Winston's car was still there.

"I will head home. You all should do the same. Augusta, you can take tomorrow off to help your grandson. See you." Hector vanished soon.

...

Las Vegas,

"Zzzzzz..."

In a dark alleyway, a spark of light appeared from somewhere. It was increasing every second as if something was trying to free itself.

*WOOSH*

"YEEEES! I AM FREEEEE!" Suddenly, a green-haired baby teleported in and started screaming in happiness. He had only a diaper for pants, and a milk bottle was strapped to his back like a school bag.

He quickly silenced down and looked left and right. Nobody was around, and he ensured he appeared as far away as possible from Hector. Now was the time to enjoy the fruits of his labor and do what he loved to do. "IT'S GAMBLING TIME!"

He crawled straight towards the casino that he knew the location of. How can he be an avid gambling enjoyer if he did not know that?

However, as he walked on the footpath, he forgot to remember that he was a baby and babies don't go to casinos by themselves. He suddenly got picked up by a woman, "Oh no, where is your mother? Are you lost, sweetie?"

Beelzebub confusedly stared at the woman's face. She was pretty hot, he thought. But he tried to fight her to be released; the casino came first. But he could not use too much power and was soon hugged to the woman's chest.

She then quickly took him to the police station, where they ran a scan on him to find his family and address. But they found nothing appearing in the database. This prompted the woman to have stars in her eyes, "D-Does this mean he's an orphan? This child needs me?"

The policeman sighed, "Miss Jolie, there is a procedure for all this. The baby will be with the child protection services..."

He was cut out, "I am Angelina Jolie. Everyone knows how much I love taking care of children. You can contact CPS and tell them that I will foster him until they find his parents. Let's go, sweetie."

Beelzebub found himself adopted all of a sudden like a stray kitten. Where he was hoping for freedom, he was now stuck in another prison.

...

Hector was at his home, sleeping merrily with his fiance while the two wolves had their big rug and slept close to each other, sharing the warmth. It was much more romantic in the house now that even Moony had found a partner.

*RING RING*

*RING RING*

Annoyedly, Hector picked up the phone, "What?"

"Look at the news, Lord Inquisitor. It might interest you... or save you the mess it will cause."

Hector recognized the voice clearly. It was Lucifer from hell, and he didn't take that advice lightly. He quickly picked up the remote and turned to the news channel.

[NEWS]

Reporter: We now go to the house of Angelina Jolie, where she reveals the talking baby she picked off from the streets. The baby appears to be just a few months old, yet it speaks like an adult. Angelina Jolie has vowed to get the baby all the medical attention needed. Oh, she's coming out. The baby is in her arms, and he has... green hair?

The reporter rushed to the actress and nearly shoved the mic into the baby's mouth.

Reporter: Would you like to say something?

Beelzebub: Bitch, I'm just tryna get to the casino and spend a bunch of cash. Why are you all annoying me?

The reporter moved away and looked at the camera: As you can see, the poor baby needs all the medical attention it can get. His hair has been dyed green at such a young age; it must have been the work of some abusive parents.

Beelzebub from a distance: WHAT YOU SAYING? These are my original hair. UGH... LET ME GO! UNHAND ME, WOMAN! Don't press me on your fake plastic tits.

Reporter: The nation is praying for this child. Signing off, Emma Cuckoldry, BBC news.

Beelzebub: Yo, that's your name? Ahahaha..."

[NEWS END]

Hector turned the television off and let the room fall back into silence. He glanced at Moony, and Moony glanced at him. Both knew the mess Beelzebub had created.

"What in Amazon's name was that? What are you listening to?" Diana woke up, rubbing her eyes.

Hector quickly got out of the bed, put on his clothes, and then kissed her forehead, "Dear, wish me luck that I will be able to give the best ass-whooping the Omniverse has ever seen."

"Bow woof!" Moony also got up while addressing his friend, ~I gotta bite some ass.~

*POP*

Both of them vanished instantly after that, leaving Diana and Fenris alone. Both of them were in some confusion but didn't mind them leaving. In fact, Diana called the she-wolf to her bed, "Ugh, they left us alone on this cold night. Fenris, come here, girl. Let's cuddle."

"Awoo..." Fenris made some noise and jumped on the bed made of a high-grade steel frame. Hector and Diana made this after breaking more than 300 beds in one hundred days.

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