Hector King, a man in his 50s, no family or friends to speak of, paralysed from the waist down due to a work-related accident. Now he lived alone with his pup Huskey. But one day, he mistakenly summoned Satan. "Ah, it's been a long time since I was summoned. You found my book? Good, what do you want? Riches? Women? Fame? Strength? Or perhaps, your legs? All at the discounted price of your... soul." Satan offered. Hector, however, didn't need any of that. And so, his answer even shocked Satan, making that smug look disappear. "I... I want you to be my friend." And from there, the friendship that would last eternity started, all at the price of Hector's soul. ... Year 2021, As a mortal, Hector died. But Satan decided to do something crazy, "F*CK IT! You're my best friend, I can't let you die. Hector, I am appointing you as Hell's Inquisitor, a position only under me." ... 1935, Earth Hector found himself in his old original physical body again, but he was now taller and buff. "I-I got a new last name? Hmm, it has a nice ring to it." He muttered. He was, from then on, Hector King Washington. "WOOF!" And the good boy Moony was also there, bigger, buffed and more beautiful. [A/N: MC is going to be a sweet badass old man.] _______________________ [TAGS - OLD MAN MC, OP, SLICE OF LIFE, WHOLESOME, ROMANCE, NO HAREM, ALTERNATE HISTORY, KINGDOM BUILDING] ____________________________ I do not own anything except the main character in this fanfiction. ____________________________ For advance chapters- www.patreon.com/misterimmortal Check out my other fics if you like this one by going into my profile. Thank You.
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"Nidavellir? Why there?" Odin was surprised that Hector even knew the name of that place.
"Well, I need something that only the dwarves can make. Don't worry, and your son will be as good as ever. Ah, wait! I need to stop the invasion first,"
Thanos and the Black Order were dead, but their army still didn't know it. Not to mention they were like mindless beasts. So Hector used the soul stone and covered the whole planet with his power. He sensed every soul in the world and only started taking away those belonging to the attackers.
Once done, he focused back at Odin, "So, to Nidavellir?"
Odin nodded since he didn't have any other way to bring his son back to life. "Follow me,"
Odin tapped his spear a few times on the ground and looked up silently, possibly signaling something to Heimdall. Then in a few seconds, the rainbow light fell down on them.
"I will join as well," Diana also flew fast and jumped under it; Moony did the same. Hector didn't mind. He did tell her that he'd show her Asgard. But he will soon have to return to establish order around the world.
...
They didn't stop at Asgard. Instead, they arrived directly at Nidavellir. A neutron star and one of the Nine Realms, orbited by a multi-ringed megastructure that served as the homeworld of the Dwarves.
Well, when Hector arrived there, he had only one thought in his head. Not just him, Diana and Moony had the same ideas. But only Moony was vocal about it "Bow wow wowow..."
Hector sighed and nodded, "I know you two are thinking this. Yes, they are called dwarves, but their size is just a bit... extra."
"Extra? They are giants." Diana exclaimed.
Odin sighed too, "Their existence has been the source of many arguments, Lady Diana. Let's move and meet their king."
Odin took them into the grand complex of the best forges in the Universe. They ignored all the dwarves at work and walked straight into the grand forge, the place where the king of the Dwarves lived and worked on his best creations."
"King Eitri!" Odin boomed.
Soon the sound of metal instruments dropping came and then came out running a giant dwarf. Two words that were never meant to be said together were now living in front of them. He didn't seem very excited about seeing them at all.
"Ah, Tyrion Lannister," Hector exclaimed.
"What?"
"No, nothing. I am Hector King Washington."
King Eitri greeted back, "So another king? Well, King Washington and King Odin, why have you come here unannounced? Last I remember, we signed a pact of non-interference with Asgard."
Odin had no time or mood to tolerate him, "Thor is dead."
Eitri lost all his bad temper and became concerned, "How? Who?"
"That's a story for another time, King Eitri. Give this man what he needs so he can bring him back to life. I do not wish to face Frigga with his dead body," Odin requested.
There were no questions asked this time. Eitri turned to Hector, "What do you need?"
"Infinity Gauntlet."
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Eitri glanced at Odin first and saw no objections from the old god-king. So he asked Hector directly, "Do you have all the stones?"
"Almost. Only one remains, and Odin will guide me to it as it's under Asgard's protection. Then I just need to snap, and Thor will be back, and many more folks that died in this war." Hector blurted in reply.
"Using all stones together might kill you," Eitri added.
Hector took out the Soul Stone and the Power Stone in his hands to clear the doubts, "I'm using these with my bare hands. I believe if something was going to happen to me, it would already have."
"You learn new things every day, it seems. Wait here," King Eitri returned to his personal chambers to find the thing.
Meanwhile, Diana and Moony looked around the forges. The various dwarves tried to ask Diana about her wrist plates and what metal they were made of. But all they could learn was that it had magic.
Meanwhile, Moony stated his wish to eat that white-hot beam.
"Boy, that's a neutron star. It will probably burn you to a crisp," He stopped him.
Though he talked with him mentally next, ~Don't worry. We will return here someday and get both of us some lovely pieces of metal.~
"Here," Eitri returned.
Hector took the gauntlet and tried to see if this was the real deal. He didn't want it just to be some one-time use. He would have appreciated it if it was a bracelet, however. But he'd return for that letter. For now, making Odin happy was the goal.
"So, will you lead me to Aether, also known as the Reality Stone?"
Odin silently looked at the sky. Then, the rainbow beam fell on them again and took them away.
...
It was an unknown planet with a yellowish atmosphere. A giant black cube was placed in front of them with its middle sliced. The top piece was hovering a few inches above the other.
Hector didn't waste a second and, like a mad lad, put his arm into it. The Reality stone was the only one that initially had a liquid form and would only take solid form if placed on the gauntlet. So when he tried to take the liquid, it attempted to enter his body.
"No, no, not today." He didn't allow the liquid to reach his mouth since his body was impenetrable. Instead, the gauntlet swiftly caught the red liquid and held it in place. Hector also put the mind stone, soul stone, and power strong on it.
Now, he had to return to Earth and get the last two stones. "Odin, bring your son's body back to where the battle ended. I shall wait there,"
Moony knew what he needed to do. So like a good boy, he made a portal and jumped to the other side. Diana and Hector then followed up and allowed the portal to close.
Odin, now feeling alone, talked to himself, "I hope I am not mistaken about him. Or else this will be catastrophic,"
...
Earth, New York
*BAM* "Stay down, pretty boy!"
When Hector arrived, he found Jean knocking her fist on Loki's head. The man sat there, kneeling in silence.
"What did he do?" He asked.
She scoffed, "This fool thought he could take over Earth, Midgard, he calls it. Because it is vulnerable now."
Hector glared at Loki disappointedly, "Originally, you were supposed to become Thanos' pawn. I thought you had changed, but it seems you still need a lesson."
"I need no lesson for a mere Midgardian," Loki sneered.
*BONK* Moony slammed his paw on Loki's head.
"Well, you're weak, and I am strong. There is no Midgardian or Asgardian. Thor committed the same mistake as you and paid the price, but you seemed to have learned nothing."
"I AM A GOD! YOU LOW... AH!"
Loki received a lovely warm slap on his face from Hector. It was not weak since he lost a tooth. Though Hector scoffed at him, "Are you sure? Good, keep quiet and wait for your daddy to arrive. Jean, keep an eye on him. He's a god of mischief, after all."
He went to the Ancient One, "The Time Stone, please,"
She had no problem giving it to him as it was useless for watching the future. So Hector took it and moved to the little Goose, who sat in Natasha's arms. "All right, give me the tesseract from before,"
"Meow!" Goose was very sassy sometimes and looked away as if she had nothing.
Hector stared daggers at her and cracked his knuckles. "Are you sure about that? Maybe I should tell Moony to scold you?"
Goose started to shiver a little and nodded her head. She made a few vomiting sounds and soon threw out the tesseract. Hector caught it but was displeased, "Ugh... why does this feel wet?"
*CRACK*
He pressed the tesseract hard and broke it open. Then took out the shining bright blue gem and put it on the gauntlet. With this, he had all six infinity stones.
A great surge of power moved across Hector's body. It was even visible from the outside as the bolts of electricity spread around his arm, depicting the color of each stone. But Hector didn't even flinch and instead watched it with interest. The stones were ineffective on him from the start.
"How do you feel?" The Ancient One asked. It was unimaginable to her how strong Hector must be with all six of them when she used to feel undefeatable with just a single stone.
"I don't know. It feels the same as always. Maybe I'm too powerful for these stones. Well, let's try to use them first," He quickly snapped his fingers.
*POOF*
Out of nowhere, a plate appeared in front of Moony, then a whole spicy fried chicken on it. Moony didn't even wait and jumped right into eating it. Goose also followed.
"It works!" He chirped.
"D-Did he just use the infinity stones to make food?" Loki could not believe his eyes that someone would use such profound powers for something so meager.
"Yup, that's grandpa for you," Jean affirmed proudly.
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