195. Jinx

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Planet Moran, a few weeks ago.

"I'm telling you, I have orders from the President to gather the droid army. So why won't you let me in?" Yondu shouted at the woman at the front desk.

"Do you have written approval from him?"

"I am a bloody General. Since when do I need it? And who are you to request such a thing from me?" He barked.

Completely disinterested and bored, the woman shrugged, "I am the administrator, sir. And by the constitution, I have some responsibilities. I cannot let you in unless you have specific permissions. Please don't force me to call guards."

Yondu glanced at the guards, who looked at him with a conflicted face. They didn't want to fight a General either, after all. "Ugh, fine. I will get it from him,"

He took out the Datapad and called Hector. It connected soon, "Old man, sen-"

All Yondu saw a big black dot on the video screen. "Woof woof? Grrrr... *BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Yondu gritted his teeth, "Moony is playing angry birds again. FUCK!"

...

On Earth,

Hector threw a small private party to celebrate the reunion of Steve, Peggy, and Bucky. He wanted them to relax and maybe have some fun.

"Kids, you don't need to return to your posts instantly. In fact, I recommend that you and Steve take some time off. You two never got to enjoy the life of a husband and wife. And Bucky, well, you can return to work," he suggested.

The two lovers looked at each other's faces and nodded. They wanted this as well. To own a small home and wake up each morning by one another's side. Hug each other, kiss each other and much more.

"Are you sure?" Peggy asked, wondering if she was asking for too much as she was already feeling grateful.

Hector shrugged, "I've got enough folks working for me. Just go and live your dream lives, you two. I've got things covered on my side. Steve, get yourself registered at SHIELD. They will allot a government house to you wherever you want. You're still a Brigadier General ranked officer, after all. And Peggy, I have your documents made. You're an American Citizen too."

He got up to join others at the party, "With this, I leave you two to have fun. Go crazy, don't use protection and make some superpowered strong lads and ladies."

He left the two blushing, and he felt satisfied by it. How could he be called an old man if he didn't embarrass young folks again and again? But now, he moved to Logan's table and chatted with him. "So, how is my wolf-boy? I guess you're over that Darcy girl?"

Logan drank whiskey merrily, "Oh, we went wild for a whole week and only took a break to eat and bathe. We both got bored of each other by the end,"

"Damn, son. Go easy on yourself. You need to eat some sunshine and clean yourself." Hector suggested.

"That's why I have decided to go and do some soul searching in space after this invasion thing of yours."

Hector had no idea that Logan was thinking about something so serious. But he didn't want to stop him either. Logan, right now, had no aim in his life. He was pretty much immortal and unkillable, and it must be rather dull. "I will support you then,"

"Thank you for inviting us, Mister President," a woman spoke to him suddenly.

Hector stood up and greeted, "Ah! Reed and Susan, you're here. I was wondering if our geniuses would come. Congratulations on your wedding."

Susan Storm blushed and shook Hector's hand, "We wanted to see the great American Heroes out of ice. I'm glad they have each other at this moment. Ah, by the way, I heard you are running for election this year?"

"How will you? The law won't allow it." Reed asked.

Hector chuckled, "You will see it very soon. Also, keep your phones close by for the day."

*WHISTLE!*

"Who do we have here, gorgeous? You know me, but I'd like to know you," Tony Stark appeared out of nowhere with a glass of wine in his hand and started flirting with Susan Storm.

Hector knocked on his head, "She's married, fool,"

(●__●)

Tony quickly turned to Hector and handed him the glass, "Who said I was talking to her, handsome,"

Then he silently left the way he came to find another target. He saw Natasha but then just gulped cold saliva due to fear. In the end, his sexy CEO was the only one left.

Reed sighed, seeing all that, "Only if he was as intelligent in etiquette. We sent him a wedding invitation, but he never replied,"

"That's Tony Stark for you. Only his CEO can straighten him up. Well, you drink and have fun, I need to find my boy and his mom," Hector left them too.

He found Diana by Moony and Fury's side, "What's going on here?"

"Moony wanted Fury's eyepatch to play with it. So I had to stop him," Diana replied in a scolding voice. Moony quickly shrank his ears.

"Wow wowo..."

"Bwahaha... I will get you another eyepatch, son. Then you can play pirates all you want," Hector understood him. That was enough to cheer him on to start wagging his tail like a helicopter.

"You're spoiling him," Diana commented.

Hector was offended, "Oh really?! So I am spoiling him now? Who gives him treats all the time? Who gives him pup cup every time you go out?"

"I give it in a measured quantity after speaking to the doctor," Diana talked back.

Fury felt his bald head sweat, and he moved back, ~Fuck, I should leave before these two crazies implicate me too,"

"FURY! You tell me, who is right?" Hector dragged him back by his coat's collar.

"MOTHERFUCKE...! I-I don't know. I will need to investigate more to make a decision."

"Come on, kid. You can do it. Just take my side and have a promotion,"

Diana angrily looked at Hector, "Are you bribing him? Fine, if you take his side, I will break your legs, Fury."

⊙ｏ⊙）

One side was a ditch, and the other was a cliff for him. Fury hoped that the moon would fall on Earth and save him from the trouble. ~I'll take anything. ANYTHING!~

*BOOM*

Just then, a loud explosion resounded in the sky over New York City. It was a blast that lit the sky in fiery light. And then appeared various ships diving down.

Hector watched in confusion, knowing that this was his planned invasion. However, when he saw the giant centipede-like ship, his brows furrowed, ~What the... they don't have the space stone!~

It was Thanos' army of Chitauris. But it was too sudden, as Loki had not arrived on Earth yet, and the Avengers initiative didn't get any time to be activated. As a result, all superheroes still had no idea how to work together.

"This one is going to be a mess." He muttered and looked around. The party was over, and everyone knew it.

"EVERYONE! EVACUATE THE REGION! PROTECT THE CIVILIANS!" He ordered loudly.

"Are we being invaded?" Fury asked him.

"Yes,"

"Fuck my mouth then,"

"You will have time for that later. For now, we need to defeat them. My plans are still not done yet. Initiate the Avengers initiative and gather all heroes. I will try to get things done from my side. I need to first assess how big the enemy army is." Hector ordered him.

Fury saluted and ran away quickly. He also took out the summoner for Captain Marvel and called her back to Earth.

Peggy and Steve quickly took out some suitcases from under the table and walked to Hector, "We will help,"

"What's in that case?" He asked them.

"Our battle suits!"

It made Hector chuckle. The two were always prepared for everything, it seemed. "Hah, go ahead."

He looked at Diana, "You should fly away and get as many people as possible to safety. I will head to orbit and find out how many of them are here. If Thanos sent the army by conventional means, I don't know what else has changed,"

*BOOM*

The enemy ships started to shoot down on the roads suddenly. The loud police sirens and various alarms immediately took over the scene.

"WOOF!"

"Moony, take Thor's hammer. Use it to fight and also find Thor. Give it to him and tell him that if he fights to save the humans, he shall have his honor back," He ordered and looked around.

"Tony- uh! He's already gone. Natasha, go get all the X-Men here. Tell Jean to go all out but carefully. Logan, you're with me. It's about time the world learns their President is here,"

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