intro part 1

Author notes = [Y/n will be a loli]

P.O.V. = {narrator}

Thoughts = 'oranges are cool '

Word = "joe mum"

Action = *gets bonked*

Transition = <>KING CRIMSON<>

[A/N: title is spelt wrong on purpose stole the pun or bun from "that time i got reincarnated with some cheats"one of the beat tensura fanfic i've read, Btw MC will try to be girl due to no one liking himself as a guy, and no its not gay if its TFS]

{Narrator}

In a realm above the heavens

A gacha ROB decides to have some fun, he wants to isekai some weeb for his own entertainment , he pulls out a wheel, from who knows were, and places it onto the floor, this wheel containing hundreds of millions amount of names from all over the world, he spins the wheel and lands on a certain average 13 year old from new jersey

<>smh imagine copying other fanfic ideas<>

On an unrelated note, an average 13 year old dude called Y/n L/n living in new jersey was walking towards his bus with his one friend on his way from school he gets on the bus and waits to ariave home while reading a fanfic about konosuba, that has a dude reincarnate as Reguelus Corneas with the sin authority's of gluttony, sloth, and greed, as the mc.

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Once Y/n gets off the bus and he starts to make his way home on the way to his home he sees a book on the ground in front of his house he picks up the book and brings it inside, he goes towards his house and a bug crawls out of, and onto Y/n, the author needing a way to isekai Y/n in a non-generic way, has the bug bite the dude.

*Bites MC*

Y/n falls unconscious immediately, I mean what are you gonna due to an unknown type of bug that can sneak up on a mosquito, and eat it in one bite, unfortunately our beloved MC has died due to a heart attack caused by the shock from getting bug bite

(Y/n)

The last thing I remember was arriving home after a stressful day of being surrounded by people, and with my anti social attitude, it was torture, except for when I was talking about games with my best friend today

"But were am I"

[MC still doesn't know the way he died and he never will ]

I look around only to find that there is nothing of the ground i was just standing on and only find , i then realize 1 of these 4 things happened to me

1. I got kidnapped

2. This is another dream

3. I am in a comma

And finally 4. I am dead

??? "BOY YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY THE LEGENDARY GACHA GOD TO BE IN A WORLD FANTASY AND MAGIC, AT RANDOM"

"what the fuck" I say in both surprise and astonishment of his appearance and voice, to my surprise the self proclaimed ROB, looked like he was some gandolf or some other generic old guy, he also lowered the intensity of his voice down to the level a guy like me can hear him properly

gacha ROB "boy i have summoned thee as entertainment for myself"

bruh, anyways lets see what entertainment this ROB wants

"um yes mr ROB sir but what is this entertainment for you "

Gacha ROB "Boy I have summoned you to be sent to another world with your memory's, language, and 3 powers chosen by a gacha wheel, these abilities can be anything except for the following: more wishes,omnipotence, or my level of power."

After he said that i began to think about my family and thank them for what they have done for me in my 13 of liveing for about 2 minutes,after those 2 minutes though i began to think of what my appearance is going to be

"ROB sir, i now want to spin the wheel" i asked in a somewhat happy way

ROB "hurry up boy spin the almighty wheel of gatcha to get thou's appearance, after that spin it once more to get the world you go to, keep in mind that this will transform your very soul into the shape of the chosen shape of the body! So hope that your lucky"

Even better!!! Now if someone look at my soul they won't be disappointed in my true self

I spin the wheel that has a diameter of about 2 meters

"Are you fuckin with me!"

It landed on a white haired loli, most people would call it "emergency food"

ROB "so it has been done, now tell me your requested world and wishes, if any of your abilities are to much for I shall lower them so Paimon's body can survive having them, but don't worry you can always improve your abilities by using them."

After being a depressed for a bit, I was back to my happy mood, maybe it isn't going to be so bad to be a loli

"Ok I probably won't get anything to good, but can you please make me aleast 4'11"

ROB "fine"

I then see the wheel has tranformed into a different wheel that has differet names from re zero, tensura, overlord, death march, arifureta, etc. i then spin for my world

ROB "good spin my boy a very easy for getting isekai'd"

It landed on konosuba, yes the anime with the 'blue thing' that wears no panties.

My new appearance is a loli so i can't have to many lewd thoughts,as i leave my thoughts, the wheel changes once again but this time it has abilities from all types of things like marvel, DC, they even got quirks from mha, kekkai genkai fr.