Tortured man

Having spent a week as a teacher, Aizawa announced the USJ trip. Almight rode the bus with us, deciding to be a better teacher and wanting to spend more time together while we could. Aizawa had pulled out of the guessing game, having heard me admit my age. So while we rode, the students guessed.

Tokoyami finally threw out a guess, "975 thousand."

I grinned, "Exactly. I'll give bonus points if you can guess the last three digits as well. Dont worry if you get it wrong."

"Uh... 280," he asked.

"Higher," I grinned.

"Can I have a hint," he asked.

"Sure... The number is closely tied to Satanism," I said.

"666," he stated.

"Bingo," I smirked, "Fun fact, the moron who wrote the bible actually used me as his depiction of Satan as well as part of my name because I played a prank on him."

The bus fell silent so I nodded and put my hand inside my inner jacket pocket and grabbed a paper and a notebook. Muttering to myself, "Kids these days cant joke about religion..."

I closed the notebook and put it up before passing over the paper, "To everyone else, this is blank. Only you can read it. There are instructions and if you need anything funds wise, well... I already have about all of it... New game... Guess how many names I have legally or how many titles I hold?"

Aizawa sighed, "Go with titles."

I nodded, "You heard the man! You can work in groups of three if you want for this one and the next one."

Uraraka, Asui and Momo met eyes before seemingly discussing silently. They turned to me and spoke, "Its 6."

I laughed, "You guys are good. But can you guess what they are?"

"Well your rich, have a butler, and all sorts of things, so Emperor is one," Momo said. I nodded.

"You already confessed to being Satan," Asui said. I nodded.

"And fleet admiral," Uraraka said. I nodded

"Because of the butler, I assume they call you Master or Young master seeing as your father is alive," Momo said.

I nodded, "Even if I tell them to say my name they switch to master Lucifer. I gave up. The last two will be difficult."

"...well, some probably prayed to you because of the whole Satan thing, so I'd say Deity as well," Uraraka said. I nodded.

Asui shrugged, "The last one is something meaning 'strong' or some thing like that."

"Indeed. Kenpachi is the strongest," I nodded, "Nice job you three. Very deductive."

I pulled out three more papers, "Same as before, only you can read it and if you need funds, just ask."

"We're here," Aizawa said amusedly.

As we got off the bus, I was alerted by the system.

-Mission 4: Put on a show and pretend. Reward: ??? Failure: Sakazuki sleeps longer-

I raised an eyebrow and nodded, "That's one big building."

Entering after all the students and teachers, they began discussing things before a portal opened. A group of random mobs came out and were dispersed. Face hand guy, Nomu, and teleporter came through before three familiar faces did as well. I growled, "What on earth are you three hooligans doing?!"

"Hey! It's big bro," Salem called, "Luc, you got any food on you? I missed lunch for this."

I sighed. Ken laughed crazily, "Luc, it's fun over here. Join the dark side, we have tea!"

"Join us! We have... Uh... crap, what does Luc like," Balthazar called but turned to Ken as the trio floated up.

Salem spoke, "He likes earl grey booze and Sakazuki."

Balthazar and Ken's eyes lit up. Balthazar pointed at me, "I wont return Sakazuki's scarf if you dont join us!"

I gasped, "How dare you touch something so sacred! Your not a hooligan, your heathens!"

I floated into the air and crossed my arms. Ken grinned sadistically, "Oh yeah? I'll show Sakazuki what you did on vacation!"

I froze, "No you wont... Your bluffing!"

"Am I," he asked and flipped upside down as he crossed his legs, "I'd get rewarded for turning you in by all of mine. You would...."

Bakthazar finished the statement, "Not get to join the DTP for 10 thousand years."

Salem laughed, "Not to mention his rage will burn the piano down."

I grinned, "If he burns it, I'll put a new one out. If he says no more DTP, then I no longer have to fund your drinking. You think I dont have more scarfs? You think I'll let you blackmail me?! Fine! Your grounded."

As I said grounded, I raised gravity on just their bodies to 10 thousand and pointed at the ground as I descended. I shook my head, "I'll say this now. I'm currently missing my kids..."

The trio bowed down on their hands and knees and chanted, "Lucifer! I'm sorry! I was just trying to..."

"Shut up," I growled and hissed, 'I'm pretending and put on a show...'

-....recieved ???-

-Mission 5: name the palm villain something funny that catches-

I huffed angrily, "Now. I'm going to let you up and your going to explain why you and Eternal Facepalm over there came."

As I slowly raised my finger from pointing on the ground, the trio saluted. Ken spoke quickly, "Eternal Facepalm wants to kill Almight."

Balthazar continued, "Eternal facepalm wants to plunge the world into chaos."

Salem shook slightly and stuttered, "W-we wanted to watch the show..."

I frowned, "Does this look like TV to you?!"

Ken shakily took off his glasses and tried to pass them over, "...it does with these..."

I snatched them and tried them on, "Nifty... Save these for the party... Hey! Dont distract me!"

"Were having another party? Can we do nachos and pizza," Salem asked

"Pepper filled crepes with booze icecream," Balthazar asked.

"...I'll make earl grey tea," Ken offered.

"...I'll reprimand you more at home... By the way, dont forget what tomorrow is. I expect every thing to be so clean that you can eat off of it... Lucci and the others have been ordered to not help you," I said and waved a hand at them, making them teleport home before I turned to the stunned Eternal Facepalm and teleporter.

I snapped and all the criminals had sea stone cuffs on and became noodles on the ground. Stepping in front of Eternal facepalm, I sighed, "You made quite a few mistakes. Firstly, you pissed me off when I was already mad. Secondly, you came after mine and more of mine was almost caught in it. Thirdly, I detest using people yet here you are doing it to others for selfish reasons."

I crouched and flicked his forehead, showing him multiple scenes from all the wars I was in, "That's a single day. Now I'm trying to be civil after a long nap, so I'll calmly ask. Are you going to harm anyone ever again?"

He violently shook his head no while crying silently. I patted his head, "Good. Hurting others is bad. Killing is bad. Helping others is good. Fixing your own mistakes is good. Thinking properly about things and saving the innocent is good. Do you understand?"

He violently nodded, biting his lip until he bleed and turned pale from the sight. I whistled and he met my eyes, "When someone does bad things, they should properly reflect. If it was me who found you instead, you would be a marine. If it was a hero who found you, you would have gone to this school. Instead a villain found you and pushed his ideals on you. While your reflecting, figure out what you actually would want from life. Do I make myself clear?"

He closed his eyes and violently nodded, snot dripping from his nose. I patted his head, "Good boy. We will speak again."

I mentally connected to all the criminals and held similar conversations, without wishing to see them again. I stopped at the teleporter, "Do you really think this is paying back to your parents? Grandparents? Friends? If all you want to do is own a bar, the properly reflect. I could use a quicker bar tender when you are done learning."

Walking out if the massive group of crying adult men, I put my hands in my pockets and went to the weird creature. Placing my hand on its head, I commanded sternly, "Open your mouth."

It opened its mouth so I poured a vial down its throat, "Close your mouth and swallow the liquid."

It did as told before falling to the ground and having a seizure. Almight tried to help but I held him back, "He will be fine. Take the kids outside. This will be a bit gruesome."

Aizawa and Thirteen took them out but Almight stayed next to me silently. The creatures body melted in on itself, turning to tiny pieces if dust before the dust collected and a skeleton was made. Slowly things grew in and around the skeleton until a normal human was left. I floated the guy up before snapping and the mess caught fire before going out and not leaving a mark. Snapping once more, lounge clothes appeared on the man. I pulled him into my arms and tapped his forehead before viewing his entire life. I nodded, "Civilian with a good quirk but chose family over heroic behavior. His family is still looking for him a year later."

I pulled a pill out of my pocket and ground it up before placing it in his mouth and poured a tiny bit of water in. He coughed slightly but swallowed. I dripped more water in and he began to wake up, I nodded, "Do you wish I wipe your memory of everything that happened?"

He licked his lips and barely whispered, "If you can... please..."

"Open your eyes and look at this," I said and put sunglasses on and gave some to Almight. As he put them on, the man looked at the top of my pen before I clicked it and a bright flash went off. I spoke in a suggestive manner, "That was a nasty fall a year ago, I'm glad you remember your family finally. I can now feel better releasing you from the hospital, your leg and arms having healed. We had an anonymous donation so your bill is clean. I hope you have a wonderful and fulfilling life with your family."

The man passed back out so I snapped, a man in a suit appearing next to me. I quietly spoke, "Kaku, teleport to this location and use the alley to get the cab out. Put these gifts in the back seat with him and drive him home. Gentle wake him up and remind him he paid ahead of time. Take the rest if the day off."

Kaku silently nodded and gently took the man and two boxes before leaving. I sighed and looked at the stunned Almight. I put the pen away and took off my sun glasses before frowning, "I need you to tell the school I wont be in tomorrow."

He nodded and handed back the sunglasses, "You will have to answer a few questions from the police first but I'm sure they will be fine if you went home and took a day off."

I nodded and closed my eyes before grabbed my contacts, "Alright... Let me fix this real quick though."

He looked at me and furrowed his brows, "What happened to your eyes?"

"This is how they look. So I wear contacts," I said and put a fresh pair in, "Its nothing much. Just get to see everyone's name and the day they die."

He fell silent as I put my things away. Slipping my hands back into my pockets, I sighed, "Just one of my many curses..."

As he turned to speak to me, a voice called out, "Is it alright to come in?"

I called back, "Yeah. Your good to come in. These guys wont fight you. They wish to properly repent, right guys?"

They stayed silent but I heard them nodding. I growled quietly, "Speak heathens."

They called out, "Yes! We repent!"

I nodded, "Good. Dont forget to properly reflect follow the law from now on."

"Yes," the called out.

"...were they brain washed," the new voice of an unknown person spoke.

"I didnt not brainwash them. I showed them what chaos they would bring if they continued this path and convinced them to do good things from now on," I said and kept my hands in my pants pockets, "They will confess and serve their time."

"Where is the black creature that was with you," Recovery girl asked.

"About that... I turned the tortured man back into a man. I have a recording of everything I've done today if you want a copy. I'll comply and do as you wish. So please take note that those cuffs are build to sap all strength in the body leaving core functions and slight movement, so it's best to not touch the cuffs," I spoke saddened, "I do however need tomorrow free so even if you try to keep me, I'll be returning home for most of the day."

"Very well. Please come to the station with a copy of the video. We will have some questions but it shouldnt take long," the dog man said.

"Okay," I sighed and looked toward the group of criminals, "Will you try to fight if I take those cuffs off?"

They shook their heads furiously, still silently balling their eyes out. I nodded and snapped, "Stand up and quite crying. If your actions frighten you so much, repent and do better."

They stood and wiped their faces as they took their weapons and threw them on the ground. As they walked out, I followed behind them with Almight next to me. All criminals had their hands on their heads and were walking in a straight line with straight backs. I took out a cup of tea and handed it to Almight before sipping on one myself. I held a braclet to him, "Put it on and wish for the island and itll teleport you there. Touch the token and wish to return and you'll be the same place you were when you teleported. If you dont go immediately, it's because it was dubbed filled and will find a close by place to send you."

"Your coming back right," he asked.

"Might need some help getting my mind together tomorrow night. I'll be drunk and say horrid things or be breaking and fixing things...," I said quietly.