1 Prologue - Thousand(Billion) Years Button

Dragon Ball Heroes... the only shortcoming of my dragon ball knowledge.

Reference in this chapter:

That Time I Got Reincarnated as Yamcha!

SCP Foundation

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"There's nothing I can't do an angel could."

Flourishing her long spear staff, the woman said in a suppressed voice as her pride doesn't allow her to be judged inferior by any being, even if that being is an angel.

Meanwhile, the long white hair behind her danced in the air via the sudden wind produced by the spear staff.

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"Stop distracting me! It's only a day away before the summer vacation ends and I haven't finished my homework yet!" the young man said annoyingly at the annoying red light entering the corner of his eyes.

"If I knew this would happen, I shouldn't have marathon'ed both the Dragon Ball franchise manga and anime all along. I should have just been satisfied with reading the manga!"

The young man waved his hand shaking off the red-light entering his vision as his eyes remained on the homework piled like a mountain.

"Woah woah woah, I'm floating!? What the- ugyaa!!" later, he noticed that he wasn't floating but his soul was leaving his body.

Unable to resist, the young man's body was 'lifted up' to a place Kami knows no one.

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"What is this?" the bulky man next to the young lady asked.

Carrying the same white hair and pale blue skin the young lady has, one could judge the two as siblings or relatives.

Despite asking the question, the bulky man continued to cross his arm, seemingly uninterested in the soul the young lady 'fished up.'

"A seed brought from another reality," the young lady, Towa spoke in a calm voice as if she accomplished the obvious.

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Age 749, August 31

13 years have passed since then.

The person on 'Earth' whose body was brought to the Earth of Universe 7

The person was surprised to find his soul in the body of an infant and only after a year since his reincarnation did he find that he was actually in the world of Dragon Ball upon the sight of Hoi-Poi Capsules.

The word 'Reincarnation' is used because as years passes by, he finds out that he wasn't in the body of an unfamiliar infant but was in the body of his past self.

His appearance grew to like when he was on the 'Earth' not of Universe 7.

The same black hair, the same black irises, the same body build... The only difference was he wasn't fat because he was an orphan and the anime culture of this earth wasn't as good as the 'Earth.'

The reason why he thinks this is Universe 7 is because of the existence of the 'God of Martial Arts, Muten Roshi.'

Hoi-Poi Capsules Technology may exist in the other universe of Earth except 6 but an individual being who coincidentally goes by the same title and same name shouldn't exist in the other universe.

At least that was the speculation of Noil.

As an orphan, he doesn't know who named him this name because his name in his past life was [Data Redacted], but the person who named him is probably a bastard.

Noil was residing in a fairly big city called Parsley City, located just southeast of West City where Bulma's dad, Dr. Brief was living.

Of course, Noil only knew this fact after searching for Dr. Brief on the Google of this earth.

"Haah~ How many times would humanity will go extinct, will it?" Noil pondered for the 912th time.

"The descend of King Piccolo should have indirectly slain a part of earth's population... Meanwhile, there's this Super Buu's technique which is literally named 'Human Extinction Attack' and then the resurrection of Frieza which I don't care about because Whis' going to restore the time after he blew the planet anyway..."

Noil answered for the 913th time.

He was depressed because of his current circumstance.

Although the lack of family meant that he had freedom, financial problems acted as a shackle for his action.

After graduating the elementary school, he wouldn't receive a life support fund anymore meaning he couldn't study at middle school.

Meanwhile, although not impossible, it took time to get a job to support himself. Searching for a job, taking the interview, then if he failed the interview, he'd have to repeat the process from one.

Life was hard for an orphan like him who couldn't get adopted and he obviously didn't have the time to train his body.

Imagine how frustrating it was for him: Despite being reincarnated in a universe where blowing up a planet was a common thing but he wasn't allowed to train to do so.

'If only I had the time to confirm my potential... I could give up without complaining.'

Noil was originally an otaku and is lazy. He wasn't like those Chinese Novels' main characters where he would go 'I will go against my own destiny blah-blah-blah.'

If he knew that he doesn't have the talent for it unlike Krillin or Yamcha, he would give up willingly.

However, even Noil whose life was filled with struggle had a resting point. That was his crush!

"Noil, how about this job?" a woman named Meimei said softly to Noil who was muttering by himself just before.

"This time the workplace is not in the West City. Thank you I'll take this one!" Noil thanked Meimei with a wide smile.

Meimei was an orphan and nurtured in the same orphanage as Noil. The only difference was while Noil wasn't adopted, Meimei was, because of her adorable look as a child. Not to mention, she was fairly smart.

Simply saying, Noil and Meimei was a childhood friend and great one at that. By this time, the two should have been going to the same middle school and develop some feelings for each other.

As it turns out, Noil was the only one who developed feeling for Meimei because he was saved by her bright smile.

'Although I'm technically 30 years old if you combine both my life from there and here, a high school student is the oldest I was.'

'The difference between middle school students and high school students is when their bodies start growing or when they finished growing. I'm definitely not a pedophile...' Noil sighed to himself.

"Thank you Meimei... I'm always saved by your support but, why are you doing this much for me?" Noil said in confusion, wondering about Meimei's intention.

"Back in the day, remember when I was being ganged by a group of bullies, you went in to stop them! Although you were beaten badly, you were cool and from then on I decided that I want to help you out whenever you're in trouble," Meimei said.

'Oh, that one... urgh, my sealed memory is coming back.'

[Back off while I'm playing with you guys yet. I may use my Kaio-ken and beat the shit out of you all.]

Said the child Noil whose body was filled with bruises. Attaining the high-schooler's soul or not, his childish brain nullified his adult way of thinking.

"Th-that's not a pleasant memory ain't it..." Noil said with a bitter face.

"Is it?" Meimei smiled in contrast.

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"What a disappointment," a young man said while sitting with crossed legs.

Containing the purple skin and the pointy ears of a demon realm race with a cold smile and behavior of a child was Fu.

"Considering a person from another reality that woman spent a great effort to bring in, the results are rather mediocre," Fu said disappointed.

"At this rate, he won't be bringing interesting changes in history... ah that's right! he said 'If only I had time,' right?" Fu exclaimed in enlightenment.

Although Fu wasn't looking at Noil all the time for 13 years, during his free time, he would take a peek at Noil like the stalker he and his mother was.

"Thousand Years Button! Although it's still in the experimental stage and I don't know what result it will bring, let's give Noil-chan some assistance with his power!" Fu said delightedly as he threw the button in the hole he used to peek into Noil's life.

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"Hm? What is this?" Noil spotted a button on the ground after bidding farewell to Meimei to get to the interview ground.

"A button? What for?" Noil attempted to revive the memory from his past life.

"Perhaps... is it a 50 million yen button? or a 10 billion yen button? or worse, either a 5 seconds button or 50 million years button?" Noil was reminded of a button that went trends at Japan for some time.

"Or commonly thinking, maybe it's a button that summons Zeno but I don't get why that kind of button would be dropped here in Earth, argh I wish someone would tell me the concept of this button!"

Noil made a mess of his hair with his hand out of frustration.

"Should I press it? I'm so curious... urgh... curiosity killed the cat anyway, Ey!" with a call, Noil pressed the button.