Red Room? I'll take it, thanks.

Viktor waved the little boy over. The little boy waddled over and Viktor grabbed him, injecting an Extremis shot into his arm.

The little boy's other arm trembled and suddenly grew out, returning to normal. The little boy looked at his arm and then at Viktor before falling to his knees and smashing his head on the ground.

Viktor waved him away with a smile, drinking from the beer bottle he had. The little boy ran away, shouting for his parents happily.

A while later

Natasha came back with Yelena, they saw a bunch of people lining up as Viktor treated them one by one.

Someone coughed and started speaking, Viktor nodded and replied as he checked their pulse, stabbing silver needles into their body…

Yelena asked "Who is this guy?" Natasha snorted, "Doctor. I thought that was it. Apparently not… Let's go quietly…" Yelena nodded her head coolly and they sneaked away.

Yelena's body was slender and limber. Her dirty blonde hair grew back out, hanging down to her waist. All her measurements went up a notch and she looked even better than Natasha!

A bit later

The two were driving away and talking.

Viktor appeared in the backseat and pouted "It's really rude to leave a companion behind." Natasha looked in the rearview before replying "I knew you'd make it." Yelena turned back and said sourly "Look what you did to me."

Viktor gave her a thumbs up, saying "You look really good! If I didn't have a wife, hey, who knows. You currently have 1/10000000th of her beauty." he sighed and Yelena's lips twitched.

A while later

They found a guy and got on a plane, flying away.

Viktor yawned and said "Your adventure is really tedious, you know that? We have to go here to get this thing before going over there to get that thing then going back over there to get that over new thing…"

Natasha stripped, getting dressed as Yelena flew the plane. She looked at him and said "Sorry, am I boring you?" Viktor looked at her and rolled his eyes, replying "Yes. I'd rather fight the Hulk than sit in a car or plane or whatever going from place to place."

Natasha slid on the jumpsuit, saying "Well, you'll be even more bored in a bit because we have to go to a few more places." She took off her bra and put on a compression strip.

Viktor looked at her curiously, asking "Doesn't that hurt?" Natasha retorted "You're allowed to look at other women?" Viktor's lips twitched and he replied "Did I push you down? No? Then it's fine. I have a kid and a beautiful wife, I'm going to go for you too? Please…"

Yelena quipped "You seemed pretty interested just now." Viktor rolled his eyes and said "I was asking if it hurts to compress. As you may or may not know, I'm not a woman so I wouldn't know!"

Yelena rolled her eyes and Viktor asked "Anyway, is the Red Room such a bad place?" Natasha and Yelena looked at him strangely, saying "They took us from our parents and ripped out her reproductive organs before controlling us to kill, you think they're good people?"

Viktor coughed and said "Hold on a second. I mean, take a step back. Let's say that for example, they only took orphans and tried them to be killers while providing them with food, clothes, and a place to stay. They didn't control you at all in this case. Would it be so bad?"

Natasha frowned, "Not everyone wants to be a killer." Viktor rolled his eyes and said "Better than starving on the street or dying as a baby in a trash can. There's always a price for comfort, you never see it but it's there. Do you expect people to provide for you but you don't give anything back?"

He rubbed his chin and Yelena said "What are you trying to say?" Viktor muttered "Maybe I want to take over the Red Room. Give it a remodeling. Change the MO. Wouldn't I have the greatest assassin/intelligence force in the world?"

Natasha said "Absolutely not! Are you crazy?!" Viktor said "Or you could turn it over to SWORD… I'm sure Nick would be interested. More agents means more people saved." Natasha said sarcastically "Fury isn't as nice as you think."

Viktor shook his head and said "Who said Fury was nice? I'm just saying. Maybe these little killing machines can do some good, eh? You defected before, do you think even if you save them, they'll have somewhere to go? Maybe an assassin organization right? So what's the difference between now and then?"

Natasha fell silent and Yelena said "I don't have anywhere to go." Viktor looked at her and chuckled, "Want to come with me?" Yelena sneered, "In your dreams, right?" Viktor's lips twitched and he said "You're always so snarky?"

Yelena smiled beautifully, "Of course! I can be even worse, wanna see?" Viktor rolled his eyes and Yelena changed the topic "Where are we going anyway?" Natasha replied "To find someone who knows where the Red Room."

A while later

They were flying the chopper over a prison in the middle of nowhere Russia.

Viktor opened the door and whistled "They build prisons here? It's so inconvenient." Yelena flipped a couple switches and said "I don't think they're worried about comfort in prison."

Viktor retorted "Obviously you haven't been to Norway." He put his mask on and held the door frame, hanging outside the plane, staring at the ground.

Viktor's hair fluttered and he looked down, asking "How many of these guys are good people?" Natasha said "None of them, why?" Viktor chuckled, "Then I don't need to feel bad."

He held Kikoku and took off the sheathe before slashing at the mountain above the prison.

The mountain was cut in half, flying into the air.

Everyone watching froze and their eyes widened as the mountain started falling down, an enormous avalanche came crashing down. Natasha screamed "Are you crazy!?" Viktor said seriously "Only sometimes."

Yelena marveled "So cool!" Natasha pointed at the bearded man waving his arms on the ground, saying "That's him!"