The Draft

Truffles, the clown sat in his kitchen, making peanut butter sandwich is for his son. He's adopted son because he is now a dad too and a kid because he really liked the mom and but he is a dad now because he is a clown, but he is also a dad.

He listened to the radio because even though he was in the modern era where TV and other technologies were far more advanced than radio. He still preferred the old time feel of the radio and therefore he liked to listen to the radio.

On the radio broadcast, it said that there would be a brand new war. The war between Canada and also Canada because it was a Civil War, and Canada is at war with itself which means America and President Mitt Romney must be a part of it because they have a lot of steak because we are best friends with Canada and troubles was listening to it and he thought to himself,, "damn."

Oh, he stopped listening to the radio and stop making peanut butter jelly sandwiches. All right, this is also a peanut butter sandwich.

And then he went to the draft at the war place. Because that is a place that exists the workplace. Yes, it's real and then he went and he signed up for the war.

And then they were like, "You are too sexy. You cannot be a part of the war. Everyone will be really sad if you die."

So they made him a fighter pilot cleaner. He cleaned the planes, but he was like. I really want to go fight for my country even though I am too sexy and so then. They allowed him to have one fight in the war because he was so sexy. No one wanted to shoot at him, so he got all the kills that he could possibly get and now he has at war because he is at war and he is just so sexy.