On The Battlefield

Bullets fly from every direction on the war field, and the splatter of pink goo from the Canadians was overwhelming, because everyone knows that all Canadians bleed pink goo.

Spew! Spew! Spew! Rang the bullets.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Kapow! What violence!

Trufffle's abs were bulletproof, and so the bullets were so flustered by his immense sexiness that they turned the other cheek: butt cheeks. Then came his rival from Canada, Horny the Canadian Clown who was the most incel clown ever, and hated women for their sex appeal.

"Truffles, you must die!" Shouted Horny.

"No." Replied Truffles.

"Damn, bro, aight." Said Horny, Canadianly.

The war goes on.