Where are you? Ha! I know.

Okay before we start i just wanted to tell you some of my plans and hear your thoughts on them. So i want to progresively get darker with my novel each school year like it was done in the original. So fun and games for the first 2 years and then it slowly darkens. This brings the problem. Do i make the novel long and show you the first two years in detail or do i go faster to reach the interesting parts.

I know a lot of people appreciate the shock value more. Because even if the writing and logic is trash people still want to see the juicy parts.

That is all for now. Enjoy.

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;few days later;

(Training is going nice. I think i am better at leviosa than most students already. Why does nobody practice this spell? It is cool as hell!) Luke was currently sitting in the god-room re-reading the best magical theory book the room could offer.

(Beth really suprised me. Why is she so good? Not only at leviosa but transfiguration and our game too. She seems trained. Is she some pureblood heir or something? But i don´t recall any pureblood family with the last name of Mercy.)

Luke closed the book, stood up and slowly started walking outside of the room. (Is she from some small not mentioned family or some oc new pureblood one? That is why i don´t like interacting with mob characters. I simply don´t know enough about them to trust them.)

When he got outside of the room into the hallway his thoughts stopped. He heard the sound of somebody nearing him in the distance with his superior hearing. " Mrs. Norris are you sure there is somebody here? We already searched this place a few times. *Meow*. Of course i trust you. *Meow*. Yes i will be quiet."

(Are-ree. Is it finally time for an epic escape from Filtch scene?) Luke transformed into cat then quietly and calmly left. He headed into his room.

(Hm. They said this is not the first time? They must have been prowling around here when i was inside. So i was lucky until now? What if they were here a few moments sooner? They would have saw me leaving the room.)

(How did they found me though? There are no paintings and i always move around in my cat form. From what i overheard it seems that Filch had no idea what he was looking for.)

(That cat though. Did she smell me here? That does not make sense. She must be special somehow.) After a few moments of thinking about it he made a decision.

(For now there is nothing i can do about her. Maybe when i am older i can do some experiments on her. For now i need to make sure nobody is following me around. I don´t really want to share the god-room. It seems it is time to get the map.)

Luke quietly got into his room and started his meditation. (I will just do it tommorow evening when he is out patrolling again. Hope the gingers did not get it yet.)

;next day;

Our first year quartet was just leaving their potions class.

"Yo, what crawled up his ass? He was especially douchy today." Said Angelina.

"Must be that time of the month." Murmured Luke.

While Cedric and Jordan looked at Luke in puzzlement Angelina got slightly red and punched Luke in the shoulder.

"Auch. Not you too!"

That earned him another one.

Their next classes were different so they had to split up at the crossroad of hallways. "See you at lunch." They all said to each other their temporary goodbyes and went their own ways.

"Are you prepared to get bored to death at Binns class?" Said Cedric.

"Yeah i have my pillow already prepared." Said Luke while taking out a small pillow from out of nowhere.

As they were taking their next turn Luke noticed a few students of ravenclaw origin. (Well why not?)

"Cedric go ahead i need to talk with the lovely ladies behind us for a sec." Cedric looked at them, then at Luke and just nodded with a thumb up and a shiny smile. After that he caught up with another students from their class and left with them.

Luke waited for a little bit for the ravenclaws to came up to him since they were headed his way already. There were 3 girls and 2 boys. (Okay charming smile prepared and action!)

"Hello. Sorry to bother you but can i borrow a little bit of your time?" Luke jumped in as soon as the girls noticed him.

"Tsk. What do you want kiddo? We have places to be." Said one of the guys.

"Shut up Bernie! Hello of course, how can i help you?" Said smallest cute black haired girl.

"Eh i was just wondering. Have you heard about somebody called Beth Mercy? I have found an item of hers and want to return it to her directly. Prefect told me that she is ravenclaw student and that i should ask around here." (I know this is full of holes but who cares. They have no reason to suspect me.)

"Beth? Do you guys know somebody like that?" Said blonde girl.

(Was i right?) Thought Luke.

"Isn´t she the one with no friends?" Said the boy again.

"You are an ass Bernie." Said the black haired one to him with a glare. "But yes we know her. She is second year student, black hair. Just ask around with them."

"You are from hufflepuff right? Now that i think about it i heard that she is hanging out with somebody from there. Maybe ask your housemates too." Said the second black haired girl.

"Now move it kiddo..." Started Bernie again when Luke jumped into his speech.

"Thank you beautiful ladies. My name is Luke. If you ever need anything in the future don´t hesitate to ask me." Luke said with his smile making all three of them blush. When he saw the angry face of Bernie he just smirked at him and left.

"That little shit.."

"Bernie shut up! You are so annoying." "How could you be so mean to him?" "I think you need to calm down before you speak with us again." Said the girls and left Bernie and his friend bewildered looking at themselves.

"What just happened?" Asked Bernie. His friend just shaked his had and shrugged his shoulders.

;scene break;

(Hmm so she is just a normal student. How is she that good at magic then? And why does nobody know that? Is she genius or trains like me? Interesting.)

After that Luke went for some meditation session in history of magic class. (I will find out eventualy. I could also just ask her directly but she would have told us if she wanted. Whatever, i will leave it alone for now. I don´t really care that much.)

He opened the door to the classroom. "So how did it go?" Asked Cedric with a little grin on his face. "I got what i needed." Said Luke while sitting next to him. (Yeah what i needed.)

;time skip, night;

The rest of the day was boring for Luke. Nothing interesting happened in classes and they did not have a game today. He just practiced alone. Nobody wants to do the same thing every day and his friends had lives and friends of their own.

Luke just closed the entrance to the common room and headed to his favorite transformation spot. The toilet. (Fred and George are slowly picking up their pranking habbit but nothing really outrageous happened yet, so i guess they still don´t have the map since they were not sent to Filch even once yet. I kept track.)

Luke already thought about the map long ago but did not consider it to be that important compared to the things he had done until now. Excitement of learning magic kept him from doing pretty much anything else.

He was still preparing to steal the map if the boys got it. He does not want to be spied on by some kids. They may discover some of his secrets accidentaly. He never needed it for anything else until now and just wanted nobody else to use it.

Things changed when he has people looking for him right now. (Well i may need it later anyway when that creepy rat comes here.)

He reached the toilet and transformed. (I have my curse detecting ball with me but i doubt there are any security defenses at Filches office. I mean 2 first years took the map from him the first time with no problems. Why coudn´t i?)

Luke leisurely made his way to the ground floor. His senses were warning him of any approaching night watch. (I have a peeen i have an apple. Ugh apple-peeen.) Some paintings that were not asleep were weirded out by a cat bobbing its head and ass while walking by them.

When he arrived at the stairs he jumped from the railing to railing until he was on the groundfloor.

(Sigh. This is too easy. Why do mcs in fanfics always encounter so many problems when they are trying to do the simplest of tasks? Unlucky i guess.)

Luke learned long ago which room belongs to Filch so he had no problems finding it. (Well it being one of the few rooms connected to the entrance hall makes it easy to remember.)

Another great thing about the location of this room is that there were no paintings nearby. (It is like they leave all the important places unguarded. I mean god-room, chamber of secrets,... well at least these two i am sure there is more. I just can not remember it now.)

He arrived in front of the door and pressed his ear against it. (I can not hear anything. But let me make sure.) He started scratching on the door making a lot of noise.

After a few moments of nothing happening he concluded that the air was clear. He transformed into his human form and tried to open the door.

*Shake shake*. (Locked huh. I did not learn the alohomora yet.) Luke thought calmly for a sec before saying... (Fuck it. Leviosa i choose you!)

He pointed his wand at the lock of the door. Luke did not only spend his time making his spell more powerfull in lifting power but in control too. (If i focus my magic not on lock as a whole but on the inside and evenely disperse my power the stuff that is supposed to move will move while the stuff that is not will just bear a little pressure.)

After a few tries and a lot of creaking from the door he finally heard *Kacha* sound. When he tried opening the door again he was succesful. (I mean if this did not work out i would just break the lock with a little bit more power. No way would they find out it was me.)

Inside the room was really dark. (Filch must really care about the schoold budget when he puts out the candles everytime he leaves.)

Closing the door behind him but leaving just a sliver open so the light could come in he starts looking around.

It was a small, simple room with a single oil lamp hanging from the ceiling. It smelled vaguely of fried fish. There were filing cabinets in it with details of the misdeeds of Hogwarts students. Filch kept his chains and manacles in this office (it was common knowledge that he always begged Dumbledore to allow him to hang students by their ankles as punishment), and kept them well polished. ((((I am so good at describing right?)))

(Poor guy. There is literally just one table, chair and cabinets here. I mean can they not even give him a room with at least one window and a toilet?)

Searching the cabinets he found the one wich was full of confiscated magic items marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous", in which Fred and George found the Marauder's Map originaly.

(Lol this one is not even locked. So much for security. No wonder Voldy can get to some mischief every year when it is so lax.)

He took out the only blank slightly yellowish parchment out. He then focused on his senses and hearing that nobody was around he decided to test it right away, to make sure he got the correct thing.

"I solemnly swear i am up to no good." He said while pointing his wand at the parchment. Since he knew how to use magic now and this was extremely easy one he had no problems. It was easy because it was just saying the password while releasing a little bit of magic.

As soon as he finished the incantation the map started appearing. (Waaah this is so cool.) While he was fanboying the whole map appeared. (Lets see. Filch is on the seventh floor probably looking for me. Hmm why is he looking there if i am here? Strange. I see nobody else there.)

Done with testing he wanted to just leave. (Eh? How do you stop the spell again?) He realized he could not remember. (Well whatever i will think about it later.)

He rolled the map and hidden it into his robes. Then he went outside of the room. Closed the door and left. (I don´t know how to lock the doors either...)

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So what do you say peeps? I am waiting on you in the comments.