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Group Chat Chaos (Haitus)

Vehicular Manslaughter wasn't how I thought I would've gone out. Seems I wasn't even supposed to die. At least the Janitor was nice, albeit a little crude. Follow the tales of a dumbass with a group chat, being a munchkin for the sake of being a munchkin.

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Concerningly Ominous

Key:

"Talking"

'Thinking'

[system]

[๐™ฟ๐š’๐šก๐šŽ๐š• ๐š‚๐š™๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š]

-={๐“–๐“ป๐“ธ๐“พ๐“น ๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ธ๐“ผ}=-

"Godโ€ฆ did someone get the number of that truck that hit meโ€ฆ?" I groaned, my head pounding in pain. I sat upright, trying to ignore the increasingly noticeable headache.

"Where am I? This isn't-... Is? My roomโ€ฆ what the hell- ๐˜ผ๐™๐™‚๐™ƒ!" I yelled, holding my head between my hands. Memories that both were and weren't mine were shoved into my brain, while painfully adapting, the memories being sorted automatically.

Three minutes. I spent three minutes on the carpet essentially frothing at the mouth in pain.

Pros of reincarnation: You aren't dead anymore.

Cons of reincarnation: I feel like shit!

It's one way of giving me information on my new life, but couldn't you have given me a letter or something!? Lazy bastard!

Hell, the only reason my name wasn't erased was that he was too lazy to do it!

โ€ฆ

After complaining to a Janitorial Diety that probably wasn't listening, I had calmed down enough to view what memories I did get from that painful yet necessary event.

My name was Clark Juniper. That part hasn't changed. My parents died in an accident after leaving the hospital with me. I was the only survivor.

'Kay, that sounds like the start of some shitty rom-com.

Also spent some years going through the foster system, before bunking with a woman named Maiko Satล. How would I describe her?

MILF. No doubt in my mind.

She's likeโ€ฆ okay take the classic clingy childhood friend trope, then mix in some possessive tendencies. Not enough to seem easily jealous but definitely too little to be considered obsessive.

Like an Ara Ara kind of deal.

Still, that stare creeps me the fuck out thou- wait stare- HOLY SHIT WHEN DID SHE GET HERE?!

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I'll admit it, I shrieked. But in my defense, I just had another life shoved into my brain! I still haven't dealt with the fact I died yet, and It was eleven at night!

The hitched breathing was just fucking textbook at this point!

Sue me!

Still, she was right-fucking-there! Hell, the only reason I registered her presence was because of the god damn dead-eye stare! I take back what I said about behavior, that is prime-yandere material damn it!

I blinked, "...Maiko?" I asked her, my voice filled with confusion and a slight sliver of fear. She didn't respond

"Uhโ€ฆ Maiko? Hello?" I moved my hand to the lamp and I turned it on. The sudden change in light levels seemed to snap her out of whatever funk she was in. Though, I don't see what would make her sweat like tha-...

waitโ€ฆ

At least she had the decency to blush in embarrassment. (I think that was embarrassment at least.) I raised an eyebrow, "So~, you mind telling me why you're here at likeโ€ฆ" I looked at the clock on my bedside table, it read 11:32 PM, "... At eleven-thirty at night?"

She blinked, before answering "I-... I just decided to do laundry early, that's all! I didn't want to wake you!"

โ€ฆHow stupid does she think I am? Though it'll probably make it more awkward in the morning, so I'll ignore that for now.

"Alrightโ€ฆ I put the basket in the laundry room some three hours ago before I decided to go to bed. I was gonna do it in the morning, but go ahead I guess." I went along with her little lie.

She awkwardly laughed, "Haha, well, I'll see you in the morning!" she hurriedly added, not noticing the ๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ obvious puddle near the door.

'Damn! Is she really that backed up?!' I exclaimed in my head.

Now at this point, I was really too tired to care, so I just slinked over to the bathroom, before grabbing some toilet paper, and just covering theโ€ฆ "Puddle" with it.

I turned off the lamp and conked out the second my head hit the pillow.

Just too much to process at once man.

โ€ฆ

*๐˜ฝ๐™๐™๐™„๐™‰๐™‚!*

*๐˜ฝ๐™๐™๐™„๐™‰๐™‚!*

*๐˜ฝ๐™๐™-!*

I shoved my palm onto the snooze button.

"Jesusโ€ฆ" I muttered, my head still hurt, but it was significantly lessened compared to last night. Now that I wasn't distracted by all-encompassing and blinding pain, I could focus on the power I got from that wheel.

'Now, didn't that guy-... I'll name him Dave. Didn't I get some kind of Chat Group system from that whee-'

[1 New Notification!]

โ€ฆI tapped the floating icon, a trace of disbelief gracing my face.

[๐—ค๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜: 'Make Friends!'

Now that you've decided to man up and not bitch about your circumstances, we can get this show on the road! Do you want power? Work for it! Make some friends!

Completion: [๐——๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ] unlock, +๐Ÿท Friend you anti-social dumbass, [๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€].

Failure: Quest will reappear the next day, Immense disappointment.]

Oi! Rude son of a bitc-!

"Clark-kun! Breakfast is ready!" Maiko shouted from downstairs, "Yep, got It! Be down in a sec!" I shouted back.

A few minutes later, I was downstairs wearing a school uniform. The fact I have to re-do school again made me feel no small amount of anger. 'I just got my Masters's degree in Psychology damn it!'

"Today is your first day Clark-kun, aren't you excited!" Maiko exclaimed excitedly, as If last night's fiasco never happened.

"I meanโ€ฆ sure? Not sure why a school would be exciting though" I said, occasionally taking a bite of the toast.

"You could make some friends! Nothing is boring about that." she shook her head, "Well, I need to head to work, so I'll see you later Clark-kun!"

"Have a good day at work!" I shouted to her retreating figure.

'I should be packing up soon, school will start in thirty minutesโ€ฆ' I mused to myself, grabbing my backpack (No way in hell am I going to use those Briefcase looking things)

I went about my 'new' daily routine.

Comb my hair into something more manageable, slip on my shoes, grab my bag, check if I forgot anything, and lock the door behind me.

After completing my morning routine, I approached the sidewalk, my mind on other things.

'This is my life now, huh? Guess I can't complain about monotony anymor- Ow!' I felt my head slam into something, before spotting what it was, or rather, who.

"Gah! O-Oh! I'm so sorry! Are you alright?" The offending object asked before I got a good look at who it was.

It was Tadano Hitohito. My neighbor since I moved in, which was a year ago. I've never really interacted with him, just the occasional nod or two, or a passing greeting.

I don't think he even knows my name.

"Nah, It's fine" I grunted, before getting up and brushing myself off, "I know we've met, but I don't think It was anything more than passing. The names Clark Juniperโ€ฆ or Juniper Clark going by Japanese standards."

He looked surprised, probably expected me to get mad. "A-Ahโ€ฆ well, I'm Hitohito Tadano, Juniper-san Nice to meet you" He gave me a small bow "I was just in a rush to get to school, sorry" He apologized.

"It's fine, I was heading the same way as well. Do you go to Itan High as well?" I asked, knowing the answer, "Yes I do actually. Does that mean we're classmates?"

I smiled, "I would like to think so. Friends?" I held out my hand.

He seemed to stare at my hand pondering, before shaking his head and grabbing my hand, shaking it, "Friends." He parroted back.

[Quest: 'Make Friends!' Complete!

Rewards: [๐——๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ] unlock, +๐Ÿท Friend, [๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€] unlock.]

Huhโ€ฆ convenient.

[โ€ฆ[๐——๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ] Activatingโ€ฆ]

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[๐——๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ] Activated! Welcome, Admin]

As soon as I read the final pop-up, which was at the school gates, timeโ€ฆ seemed to pause. It felt unnatural. Something that just felt ๐‘ค๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘” to my very core.

The color faded, leaving nothing but grey.

[๐™ท๐šŽ๐š•๐š•๐š˜, ๐™ฐ๐š๐š–๐š’๐š—.] My system piped up, in a calm androgynous voice.

"System- No, I'll call youโ€ฆ Pixel. Yeah, Pixel will work" I named it. It's better to befriend a system. Those things can make your life hell!

[๐™ฟ๐š›๐š˜๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐šโ€ฆ. ๐™ฝ๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ '๐™ฟ๐š’๐šก๐šŽ๐š•' ๐š๐šŽ๐š๐š’๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ๐šโ€ฆ ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—๐šŽ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐™ฟ๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ๐š˜๐š—๐šŠ๐š•๐š’๐š๐šขโ€ฆ ๐™ฒ๐š˜๐š–๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐šŽ! ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š—๐š”๐šœ, ๐™ฒ๐š•๐šŠ๐š›๐š”!] The disembodied voice exclaimed in a now distinctly female voice.

"It'sโ€ฆ alright? I mean naming you was a given, can't just call you 'System' all the time." I said, confused, "But, why are you here? You could've just given me some text for the functions?"

[๐™ธ ๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š๐š—'๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐šŠ ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šข ๐š๐š˜๐š˜๐š ๐šœ๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š– ๐š’๐š ๐™ธ ๐š๐š’๐š๐š—'๐š ๐š™๐š›๐š˜๐šŸ๐š’๐š๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐šŠ๐š—๐šข ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š•๐š™ ๐™ฒ๐š•๐šŠ๐š›๐š”!] She exclaimed, [๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŽ๐šก๐š™๐š•๐šŠ๐š’๐š— ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šœ๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š–.] I nodded, "Alright. Go ahead."

She cleared her throat.

[๐šˆ๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šœ๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š– ๐š’๐šœ ๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šข ๐šŠ ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐šž๐š™ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š. ๐šˆ๐š˜๐šž ๐š’๐š—๐šŸ๐š’๐š๐šŽ ๐š—๐šŽ๐š  ๐š–๐šŽ๐š–๐š‹๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ, ๐š๐šŠ๐š’๐š— ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐šœ, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐š™๐šŽ๐š—๐š ๐š™๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ ๐šŠ๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šœ๐š‘๐š˜๐š™. ๐™ธ๐š— ๐š๐šŽ๐š๐šŠ๐š’๐š•, ๐š‘๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›:

๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ฒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š˜๐š–: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š˜๐š– ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š’๐š— ๐š๐šž๐š—๐šŒ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šœ๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š–, ๐š‹๐šž๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š•๐š˜๐šœ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š™๐šŠ๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š˜ ๐š’๐š ๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ '๐™ณ๐š’๐šœ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š›๐š' ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š– ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š–๐šŽ๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐š’๐šŽ๐šœ. ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š’๐šœ ๐šŠ๐š•๐šœ๐š˜ ๐šŠ ๐š–๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š›๐š˜๐š˜๐š– ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š–๐šŽ๐š–๐š‹๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ ๐š๐š˜ ๐š–๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š, ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐š๐š’๐š–๐šŽ ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š™๐šŠ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ๐š ๐š’๐š— ๐šŠ๐š— ๐š’๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŸ๐š’๐š๐šž๐šŠ๐š•'๐šœ ๐š ๐š˜๐š›๐š•๐š.

๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š€๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š ๐š‹๐š˜๐šŠ๐š›๐š: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š€๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š‹๐š˜๐šŠ๐š›๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— ๐š๐šŠ๐š‹ ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š—๐šŽ๐š  ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐šœ, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š ๐š›๐šŽ๐š ๐šŠ๐š›๐š๐šœ ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š– ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐šœ.

๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‚๐š‘๐š˜๐š™: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‚๐š‘๐š˜๐š™ ๐š’๐šœ ๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐šœ๐š™๐šŽ๐š—๐š ๐š™๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ ๐š˜๐š› '๐™ฒ๐™ฟ' (๐™ฒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐™ฟ๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ) ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š˜๐š˜๐š๐šœ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š›๐šŸ๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š– ๐šŠ๐š›๐š˜๐šž๐š—๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™พ๐š–๐š—๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ๐šŽ. ๐™ธ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐šข ๐™พ๐š–๐š—๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐šข ๐šŸ๐šŠ๐š›๐š’๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š˜๐š ๐šŠ๐š— ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š–, ๐š˜๐š› ๐šŽ๐šก๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐š–๐šŽ๐š•๐šข ๐šœ๐š™๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š’๐š๐š’๐šŒ ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š–๐šœ ๐š•๐š’๐š”๐šŽ '๐™ฐ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š›๐šž๐š– ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š๐š›๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š–๐šŽ ๐šœ๐š™๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š›-๐š–๐šŠ๐š—๐šœ ๐š™๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐š› ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐šŽ๐š•๐šข ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐šœ๐šž๐š–๐šŽ, ๐šŠ๐š•๐š˜๐š—๐š ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐š’๐š๐šœ ๐š‹๐š•๐šž๐šŽ๐š™๐š›๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ ๐š‹๐šข ๐šŠ๐š—๐š˜๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š› ๐š–๐šŽ'

๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ถ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ: '๐™ธ๐š'๐šœ ๐šŠ ๐š‹๐šŠ๐š ๐šŒ๐š’๐šŸ๐š’๐š•๐š’๐šฃ๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—!' - ๐™ถ๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ๐š›#๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿท. ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ถ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ ๐š’๐šœ ๐šŠ ๐š๐šž๐š—๐šŒ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐Ÿธ ๐™ฒ๐™ฟ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š› ๐š›๐š˜๐š•๐š•, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š› ๐Ÿท๐Ÿถ๐šก ๐š›๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐šœ. ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ถ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š™๐š›๐š˜๐šŸ๐š’๐š๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š—๐šข ๐š›๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š˜๐š– ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š– ๐š˜๐š› ๐šœ๐š”๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š– ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š–๐š—๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ๐šŽ, ๐š‹๐šž๐š ๐šŠ๐š ๐š–๐š˜๐šœ๐š, ๐š’๐š ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š˜๐š—๐š•๐šข ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š’๐š—๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š—๐š’๐šŽ๐š—๐š, ๐š—๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š› ๐š–๐šŠ๐š•๐šŽ๐šŸ๐š˜๐š•๐šŽ๐š—๐š.

๐™ป๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š–๐š’๐š—๐š: ๐™ป๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š–๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐š’๐š—๐šŠ๐š• ๐š๐šž๐š—๐šŒ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‚๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š–, ๐š๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š—๐š-๐š’๐š—-๐š‘๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ฒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š˜๐š–. ๐™ธ๐š ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š  ๐š–๐šŽ๐š–๐š‹๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ ๐š๐š˜ ๐š ๐šŠ๐š๐šŒ๐š‘ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š˜๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š› ๐š’๐š— ๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š• ๐š๐š’๐š–๐šŽ, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š™๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š— ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š๐šŠ๐š’๐š—๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š– ๐š ๐š‘๐š˜ ๐š“๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐šœ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š–, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š‘๐š˜๐š  ๐š•๐š˜๐š—๐š.

๐™ฝ๐š˜๐š  ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š ๐šŽ'๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐šŠ๐š•๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐™ถ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ, ๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š•๐š’๐š”๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š” ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š’๐š—๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šข?]

I had an inventory?

"Sure, I guess." I said.

[Inventory-

3x Gacha Coupons

1x SSS skill roll (Note: Can't have the admin killing himself - Janitor)

5x Invite Coupons]

"Uhโ€ฆ I guess I could roll some stuff. Roll my three Gacha coupons first please, Pixel?"

[Sure! Using 3x Gacha Couponsโ€ฆ

Rollingโ€ฆ

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*๐—š๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—”!*

You gotโ€ฆ "1x Advanced SSLRX Phone"!

Rollingโ€ฆ

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*๐—š๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—”!*

You gotโ€ฆ "High-tier Magic Circuits"!

Rollingโ€ฆ

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*๐—š๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—”!*

You gotโ€ฆ "1x Genie Lamp! ("Shantae Series")"]

"Huhโ€ฆ I got some good shi-๐—œ๐—œ๐—˜๐—˜๐—”๐—›! ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—•๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ก๐—ฆ! ๐—™๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—™๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—™๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—™๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—™๐—จ๐—–๐—ž-!" I screamed in pain.

I buckled onto the floor, holding my sides in pain. The sheer feeling of being burnt alive flashed across my mind's eye.

One minute later, along with some quiet cursing, I got back up. Now that I didn't have ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป interrupting my thought process, I could hear Pixel apologizing profusely.

[๐š’'๐š–๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข๐š’๐š๐š’๐š๐š—'๐š๐š”๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐š’๐š๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š๐š๐š˜๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š–๐šŽ๐š’'๐š–๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข๐š’'๐š–๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข๐š’'๐š–๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข๐š’'๐š–๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข๐š’'๐š–๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข-]

"Pixel!" She stopped apologizing, "It's alright. Neither of us knew what It would've done, and I'm not sure why I wasn't given an option for it to wait."

[๐™ฑ๐šž๐š-... *๐™จ๐™ž๐™œ๐™*, ๐šข๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š‘. ๐™น๐šž๐šœ๐š-... ๐™น๐šž๐šœ๐š ๐š›๐š˜๐š•๐š• ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š‚๐š”๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š™๐š˜๐š— ๐š‹๐šŽ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐šข ๐š’๐š—๐šŸ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐šœโ€ฆ] she muttered, sadly.

"Will do" I lazily saluted.

[Useing 1x SSS Skill Couponโ€ฆ

Rollingโ€ฆ

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*๐—š๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—”!*

You gainedโ€ฆ "Absolute Respawning"!]

Absolute respawning? "Hey Pixel, what is this?" I asked her.

[๐™ฐ๐š‹๐šœ๐š˜๐š•๐šž๐š๐šŽ ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ๐š™๐šŠ๐š ๐š—๐š’๐š—๐š? ๐š†๐šŽ๐š•๐š•, ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐šœ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š’๐š ๐š’๐šœ, ๐š ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š’๐š ๐š๐š˜๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š’๐šœ ๐šŽ๐šก๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐š–๐šŽ๐š•๐šข ๐šœ๐š’๐š–๐š™๐š•๐šŽ. ๐™ธ๐š ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šœ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š๐š˜ ๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ๐š™๐šŠ๐š ๐š— ๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š•๐šข, ๐š๐š•๐šŠ๐š ๐š•๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐š•๐šข, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š’๐š—๐š๐š’๐š—๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š•๐šข.]

I deadpanned, she chuckled.

[๐™ฒ๐šŠ๐š—'๐š ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š๐šข๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š‹๐š•๐š’๐š—๐š-๐šœ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐šข๐šŠ'] Blindsided?

"Wellโ€ฆ" I chuckled grimly, "That wasโ€ฆ concerningly ominous."

Though, nothing will happen here.

โ€ฆRight?

โ€ฆWhy do I feel like I just jinxed myself?

I shook my head, to clear my thoughts, "Hey Pixel, send out those invites!"

[๐šˆ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐šœ๐š’๐š›!]

I chuckled.

[Sending Invitesโ€ฆ

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Invites recieved!]

[Biri-Biri has joined!]

[Red-Like-Roses has joined!]

[Gear Eyes has joined!]

[Klaxo-Queen has joined!]

[Titania has joined!]

[Hyuga-Princess has joined!]

๐บ๐‘ข๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘  ๐ผ ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘š๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ .