Key:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
[system]
[๐ฟ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐]
-={๐๐ป๐ธ๐พ๐น ๐๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐๐ฑ๐ช๐ธ๐ผ}=-
"Godโฆ did someone get the number of that truck that hit meโฆ?" I groaned, my head pounding in pain. I sat upright, trying to ignore the increasingly noticeable headache.
"Where am I? This isn't-... Is? My roomโฆ what the hell- ๐ผ๐๐๐!" I yelled, holding my head between my hands. Memories that both were and weren't mine were shoved into my brain, while painfully adapting, the memories being sorted automatically.
Three minutes. I spent three minutes on the carpet essentially frothing at the mouth in pain.
Pros of reincarnation: You aren't dead anymore.
Cons of reincarnation: I feel like shit!
It's one way of giving me information on my new life, but couldn't you have given me a letter or something!? Lazy bastard!
Hell, the only reason my name wasn't erased was that he was too lazy to do it!
โฆ
After complaining to a Janitorial Diety that probably wasn't listening, I had calmed down enough to view what memories I did get from that painful yet necessary event.
My name was Clark Juniper. That part hasn't changed. My parents died in an accident after leaving the hospital with me. I was the only survivor.
'Kay, that sounds like the start of some shitty rom-com.
Also spent some years going through the foster system, before bunking with a woman named Maiko Satล. How would I describe her?
MILF. No doubt in my mind.
She's likeโฆ okay take the classic clingy childhood friend trope, then mix in some possessive tendencies. Not enough to seem easily jealous but definitely too little to be considered obsessive.
Like an Ara Ara kind of deal.
Still, that stare creeps me the fuck out thou- wait stare- HOLY SHIT WHEN DID SHE GET HERE?!
"WHAT THE FUCK!" I'll admit it, I shrieked. But in my defense, I just had another life shoved into my brain! I still haven't dealt with the fact I died yet, and It was eleven at night!
The hitched breathing was just fucking textbook at this point!
Sue me!
Still, she was right-fucking-there! Hell, the only reason I registered her presence was because of the god damn dead-eye stare! I take back what I said about behavior, that is prime-yandere material damn it!
I blinked, "...Maiko?" I asked her, my voice filled with confusion and a slight sliver of fear. She didn't respond
"Uhโฆ Maiko? Hello?" I moved my hand to the lamp and I turned it on. The sudden change in light levels seemed to snap her out of whatever funk she was in. Though, I don't see what would make her sweat like tha-...
waitโฆ
At least she had the decency to blush in embarrassment. (I think that was embarrassment at least.) I raised an eyebrow, "So~, you mind telling me why you're here at likeโฆ" I looked at the clock on my bedside table, it read 11:32 PM, "... At eleven-thirty at night?"
She blinked, before answering "I-... I just decided to do laundry early, that's all! I didn't want to wake you!"
โฆHow stupid does she think I am? Though it'll probably make it more awkward in the morning, so I'll ignore that for now.
"Alrightโฆ I put the basket in the laundry room some three hours ago before I decided to go to bed. I was gonna do it in the morning, but go ahead I guess." I went along with her little lie.
She awkwardly laughed, "Haha, well, I'll see you in the morning!" she hurriedly added, not noticing the ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฆ obvious puddle near the door.
'Damn! Is she really that backed up?!' I exclaimed in my head.
Now at this point, I was really too tired to care, so I just slinked over to the bathroom, before grabbing some toilet paper, and just covering theโฆ "Puddle" with it.
I turned off the lamp and conked out the second my head hit the pillow.
Just too much to process at once man.
โฆ
*๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐!*
*๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐!*
*๐ฝ๐๐-!*
I shoved my palm onto the snooze button.
"Jesusโฆ" I muttered, my head still hurt, but it was significantly lessened compared to last night. Now that I wasn't distracted by all-encompassing and blinding pain, I could focus on the power I got from that wheel.
'Now, didn't that guy-... I'll name him Dave. Didn't I get some kind of Chat Group system from that whee-'
[1 New Notification!]
โฆI tapped the floating icon, a trace of disbelief gracing my face.
[๐ค๐๐ฒ๐๐: 'Make Friends!'
Now that you've decided to man up and not bitch about your circumstances, we can get this show on the road! Do you want power? Work for it! Make some friends!
Completion: [๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐บ] unlock, +๐ท Friend you anti-social dumbass, [๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ธ๐].
Failure: Quest will reappear the next day, Immense disappointment.]
Oi! Rude son of a bitc-!
"Clark-kun! Breakfast is ready!" Maiko shouted from downstairs, "Yep, got It! Be down in a sec!" I shouted back.
A few minutes later, I was downstairs wearing a school uniform. The fact I have to re-do school again made me feel no small amount of anger. 'I just got my Masters's degree in Psychology damn it!'
"Today is your first day Clark-kun, aren't you excited!" Maiko exclaimed excitedly, as If last night's fiasco never happened.
"I meanโฆ sure? Not sure why a school would be exciting though" I said, occasionally taking a bite of the toast.
"You could make some friends! Nothing is boring about that." she shook her head, "Well, I need to head to work, so I'll see you later Clark-kun!"
"Have a good day at work!" I shouted to her retreating figure.
'I should be packing up soon, school will start in thirty minutesโฆ' I mused to myself, grabbing my backpack (No way in hell am I going to use those Briefcase looking things)
I went about my 'new' daily routine.
Comb my hair into something more manageable, slip on my shoes, grab my bag, check if I forgot anything, and lock the door behind me.
After completing my morning routine, I approached the sidewalk, my mind on other things.
'This is my life now, huh? Guess I can't complain about monotony anymor- Ow!' I felt my head slam into something, before spotting what it was, or rather, who.
"Gah! O-Oh! I'm so sorry! Are you alright?" The offending object asked before I got a good look at who it was.
It was Tadano Hitohito. My neighbor since I moved in, which was a year ago. I've never really interacted with him, just the occasional nod or two, or a passing greeting.
I don't think he even knows my name.
"Nah, It's fine" I grunted, before getting up and brushing myself off, "I know we've met, but I don't think It was anything more than passing. The names Clark Juniperโฆ or Juniper Clark going by Japanese standards."
He looked surprised, probably expected me to get mad. "A-Ahโฆ well, I'm Hitohito Tadano, Juniper-san Nice to meet you" He gave me a small bow "I was just in a rush to get to school, sorry" He apologized.
"It's fine, I was heading the same way as well. Do you go to Itan High as well?" I asked, knowing the answer, "Yes I do actually. Does that mean we're classmates?"
I smiled, "I would like to think so. Friends?" I held out my hand.
He seemed to stare at my hand pondering, before shaking his head and grabbing my hand, shaking it, "Friends." He parroted back.
[Quest: 'Make Friends!' Complete!
Rewards: [๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐บ] unlock, +๐ท Friend, [๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ธ๐] unlock.]
Huhโฆ convenient.
[โฆ[๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐บ] Activatingโฆ]
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[๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐บ] Activated! Welcome, Admin]
As soon as I read the final pop-up, which was at the school gates, timeโฆ seemed to pause. It felt unnatural. Something that just felt ๐ค๐๐๐๐ to my very core.
The color faded, leaving nothing but grey.
[๐ท๐๐๐๐, ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐.] My system piped up, in a calm androgynous voice.
"System- No, I'll call youโฆ Pixel. Yeah, Pixel will work" I named it. It's better to befriend a system. Those things can make your life hell!
[๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆ. ๐ฝ๐๐๐ '๐ฟ๐๐ก๐๐' ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ขโฆ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐! ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐!] The disembodied voice exclaimed in a now distinctly female voice.
"It'sโฆ alright? I mean naming you was a given, can't just call you 'System' all the time." I said, confused, "But, why are you here? You could've just given me some text for the functions?"
[๐ธ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐!] She exclaimed, [๐ธ'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐.] I nodded, "Alright. Go ahead."
She cleared her throat.
[๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐:
๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ '๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐' ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐.
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ '๐ฒ๐ฟ' (๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐) ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ ๐๐๐ข ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ '๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐'
๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐: '๐ธ๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐!' - ๐ถ๐๐๐๐#๐ป๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ท. ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐ธ ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐ถ๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐-๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข?]
I had an inventory?
"Sure, I guess." I said.
[Inventory-
3x Gacha Coupons
1x SSS skill roll (Note: Can't have the admin killing himself - Janitor)
5x Invite Coupons]
"Uhโฆ I guess I could roll some stuff. Roll my three Gacha coupons first please, Pixel?"
[Sure! Using 3x Gacha Couponsโฆ
Rollingโฆ
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*๐๐๐๐๐!*
You gotโฆ "1x Advanced SSLRX Phone"!
Rollingโฆ
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*๐๐๐๐๐!*
You gotโฆ "High-tier Magic Circuits"!
Rollingโฆ
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*๐๐๐๐๐!*
You gotโฆ "1x Genie Lamp! ("Shantae Series")"]
"Huhโฆ I got some good shi-๐๐๐๐๐๐! ๐๐ง ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ก๐ฆ! ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐-!" I screamed in pain.
I buckled onto the floor, holding my sides in pain. The sheer feeling of being burnt alive flashed across my mind's eye.
One minute later, along with some quiet cursing, I got back up. Now that I didn't have ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป interrupting my thought process, I could hear Pixel apologizing profusely.
[๐'๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐'๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐'๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐'๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐'๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐'๐๐๐๐๐๐ข-]
"Pixel!" She stopped apologizing, "It's alright. Neither of us knew what It would've done, and I'm not sure why I wasn't given an option for it to wait."
[๐ฑ๐๐-... *๐จ๐๐๐*, ๐ข๐๐๐. ๐น๐๐๐-... ๐น๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆ] she muttered, sadly.
"Will do" I lazily saluted.
[Useing 1x SSS Skill Couponโฆ
Rollingโฆ
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*๐๐๐๐๐!*
You gainedโฆ "Absolute Respawning"!]
Absolute respawning? "Hey Pixel, what is this?" I asked her.
[๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐? ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข.]
I deadpanned, she chuckled.
[๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐'] Blindsided?
"Wellโฆ" I chuckled grimly, "That wasโฆ concerningly ominous."
Though, nothing will happen here.
โฆRight?
โฆWhy do I feel like I just jinxed myself?
I shook my head, to clear my thoughts, "Hey Pixel, send out those invites!"
[๐๐๐ ๐๐๐!]
I chuckled.
[Sending Invitesโฆ
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Invites recieved!]
[Biri-Biri has joined!]
[Red-Like-Roses has joined!]
[Gear Eyes has joined!]
[Klaxo-Queen has joined!]
[Titania has joined!]
[Hyuga-Princess has joined!]
๐บ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐กโ๐ ๐๐กโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ .