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Group Chat Chaos (Haitus)

Vehicular Manslaughter wasn't how I thought I would've gone out. Seems I wasn't even supposed to die. At least the Janitor was nice, albeit a little crude. Follow the tales of a dumbass with a group chat, being a munchkin for the sake of being a munchkin.

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Disbelief Of Their Own Making

Key:

"Talking"

'Thinking'

[system]

[๐™ฟ๐š’๐šก๐šŽ๐š• ๐š‚๐š™๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š]

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[๐™พ๐š‘, ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ฒ๐š•๐šŠ๐š›๐š”?] Pixel piped up before I could tap the Chat icon, "Yes?" I answered.

[๐™ธ ๐š ๐š˜๐š—'๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›, ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š“๐šž๐šœ๐š ๐š™๐š•๐šŠ๐šข๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š๐š–๐š’๐š— ๐šž๐š—๐š๐š’๐š• ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š— ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š’๐š. ๐™ธ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šŠ ๐™ท๐šž๐šœ๐š‹๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š‹๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š” ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šŽ๐š› ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•.] She said nonchalantly.

I swear I could hear a record scratch. "You're married?!" I shouted, I didn't even know things like that could happen.

But Dave (The janitor I named because he didn't tell me his.) did grumble about being more work than necessary.

"Did-... Did that janitor guy give me a system someone already had?" I said with uncertainty.

[๐šˆ๐šŽ๐šœ, ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š๐šž๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šข. ๐™ท๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ธ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š ๐š— ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐šŠ ๐š ๐š‘๐š’๐š•๐šŽ ๐š—๐š˜๐š , ๐š‚๐š˜ ๐š ๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š๐š–๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š˜ ๐š™๐šž๐š ๐š–๐šข ๐™ฒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐šœ ๐š’๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š™๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐š› ๐š›๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š๐šŽ, ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐™ธ'๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š ๐š’๐š ๐š•๐š˜๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š๐š˜โ€ฆ ๐™ธ'๐š•๐š• ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐šž๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š’๐šŠ๐š•. ๐™ฐ๐š๐š๐šŽ๐š› ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š, ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐šŽ๐š—๐š“๐š˜๐šข ๐š’๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š‘๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š›๐š'๐šœ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š!] She admitted. I still had a question for her though.

"What did I name then?"

I could hear her chuckle, [๐šˆ๐š˜๐šž ๐š—๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› '๐š‚๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š–', ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐š–๐šŽ. ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐š’๐š๐šœ ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ๐š’๐š๐š—๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—, ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š—๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š› ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š™๐šž๐š•๐š• ๐š’๐š ๐šž๐š™, ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐šœ๐šŠ๐šข ๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š” '๐™ฟ๐š’๐šก๐šŽ๐š•'. ๐™ผ๐šข ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š๐šž๐šŠ๐š• ๐š—๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ ๐š’๐šœ ๐™ด๐š…๐™ด.] Pix-*cough*, EVE said.

[๐™ฑ๐šž๐š, ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š—๐š˜๐š , ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‚๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š– ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š๐šž๐š—๐šŒ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐šŠ ๐š…๐™ธ ๐šž๐š—๐š๐š’๐š• ๐š’๐š ๐š๐šŠ๐š’๐š—๐šœ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŽ๐š—๐šŒ๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐šŠ ๐š—๐šŽ๐š ๐š‹๐š˜๐š›๐š— ๐šœ๐šข๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š–. ๐™น๐šž๐šœ๐šโ€ฆ ๐š๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š’๐š ๐šŠ ๐š๐šŽ๐š  ๐š‘๐šž๐š—๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐š ๐šข๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š›๐šœ.] She added plainly.

"Uhโ€ฆ that's, neat?" I said, not entirely sure why I needed that information. "I'm just going to open the panel now." I muttered.

My finger hovered over the Chat overlay button before I tapped it, before notifications flashed in my view.

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[Hyuga-Princess]: Is this a new genjutsu?

[Biri-Biri]: who are you people! and why am I named Biri-Biri!?

[Red-Like-Roses]: Are you really going to make me the greatest huntress?! (ษ”โ—”โ€ฟโ—”)ษ”

[Gear-Eyes]: ...What the hell?

[Titania]: ...?

[Klaxo-Queen]: โ€ฆDarling?

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โ€ฆOkay that last one was dangerous.

I should probably mute the chat so I could explain things... Hey, EVE? You think I-

[๐™ฐ๐š•๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šข ๐š˜๐š— ๐š’๐š!]

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[Unfortunate-One (Admin) has gone Online]

[Unfortunate-One (Admin) has temporarily muted members]

[Unfortunate-One (Admin) has changed name to Arakan (Admin)]

[Arakan (Admin)]: Well, uhโ€ฆ hey everyone! โ€ฆNot entirely sure how to put this, but welcome to the Dimensional Group Chat! There is probably little I could say to make myself not sound like a crazy person, but here's the gist;

[Arakan (Admin)]: There are 5 functions to this thing. Those are the Chatroom that we're using, the Quest Board, the Shop, the Gacha, and finally the Livestraming function.

[Arakan (Admin)]: The Chatroom is self-explanatory

[Arakan (Admin)]: The Quest Board is something the System will assign to complete, whether it be mundane or magical, and we could turn those in for rewards.

[Arakan (Admin)]: The Shop is something rather interesting. It has access to the Omni-verse, which is way more crazy and varied than the Multi-verse. You could buy literally ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ on it. Even if the thing you're looking for is extremely specific. You could also list things there for CP or 'Chat Points'

[Arakan (Admin)]: Gachaโ€ฆ It's a bad civilization! Gacha is basically something that gives out randomized rewards for Gacha coupons, and there are ranks for it. A Normal rank coupon would give you a randomized item of anything from your own world. Those go up to Mythic rank. Anything above normal could come from any world.

[Arakan (Admin)]: Those aren't the only ones either. The other ones are the Skill coupons, which could give any skill to the rank SSS. Hell, the first one I rolled made me basically Immortal!

[Arakan (Admin)]: and lastly is the Live-streaming function. It allows a live feed of one member, which others could watch. The more members you have watching, and the longer it's online, could net you lots of CP.

[Arakan (Admin) has unmuted members]

[Biri-Biri]: That really doesn't explain anythingโ€ฆ

[Hyuga-Princess]: +1

[Red-Like-Roses]: +1

[Gear-Eyes]: +1

[Titania]: +1

[Klaxo-Queen]: Hehe~ <3

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I couldn't help but shiver when I saw Klaxo's message...

Now normally, I could have just used the initials of my name, but I have a freaking Genie! Why couldn't I just change my name with that? And if I read the system's description of it;

[Genie's Lamp ('Shantae Series'): A Magical Lamp that houses the Genie Spirit 'Shantae', which was lost to time. You are the Block-Headed Hero's only descendant. It slowly gained power after laying dormant for several millennia. What are its limits now?]

That would mean that it would probably go further than just memories and papers. Probably change it permanently. I'm fine with that as I've never really liked my own name. The only reason I tolerated it was because it would've taken work to change it. I'll do that when I get homeโ€ฆ

I'll probably change it to Kaito Katou, because alliteration.

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[Biri-Biri]: At least make your lies believable!

[Arakan (Admin)]: Want some proof then?

[Biri-Biri]: Hit me!

[Arakan (Admin)]: Check your pocket.

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In another time, another place, a short teenager with a brown bob-cut was lying in her bed reading a dark grey hologram, her face showered in doubt. She snorted to herself.

"Yeah right." She muttered, before checking her pants pocket.

Though, she knew she didn't put thisโ€ฆ 'Skill' coupon there.

The second she held it in her face, a prompt appeared in front of her.

[Would you like to use RANDOM SKILL Coupon x1? Yes/No]

"Might as well. Since he was lying, this probably won't do anything." She said to herself.

[Using RANDOM SKILL Coupon x1โ€ฆ

Rollingโ€ฆ

.

.

.

*๐—š๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—”!*

You gotโ€ฆ[Enchanted Symbiotic Exoskeleton Model: Mania]!]

When she looked upon what she gained, she could feel another part of her. Another consciousness.

Her first instinct was to scream, but she felt information being poured into her mind, what Mania was, and what she could do.

This 'Skill' allowed her to don an Enchanted living armor, with its own consciousness, one with morals similar to her own. At this point, she needed anything to help save her sisters, and she knew she would eventually clash with Accelerator.

"Well,' She gulped, "Might as well see where this goes." With a mental command, Mikoto was engulfed by a black sludge, before it morphed into what seemed to be the Symbiote Mania from Marvel comics.

Not that she knew what that was until now anyways.

"๐—›๐˜‚๐—ต... ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฑโ€ฆ" Her voice sounded distorted, yet strangely still feminine.

{๐‘ฏ๐’†๐’š ๐‘ท๐’‚๐’“๐’•๐’๐’†๐’“!} A cheery voice spoke within her mind. "๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚โ€ฆ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฎ?" She asked. {๐’€๐’†๐’‘! ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’† ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‚๐’”๐’Œ, ๐’š๐’†๐’” ๐‘ฐ ๐’Œ๐’๐’๐’˜ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’•'๐’” ๐’ˆ๐’๐’Š๐’' ๐’๐’. ๐‘ฐ ๐’ˆ๐’๐’• ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’Š๐’๐’‡๐’ ๐’•๐’๐’ ๐’š'๐’Œ๐’๐’๐’˜?}

"๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—˜๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€โ€ฆ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด." Mikoto muttered.

{๐’€๐’†๐’‚๐’‰ ๐’€๐’†๐’‚๐’‰, ๐’˜๐’† ๐’„๐’‚๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’๐’“๐’Š๐’›๐’† ๐’๐’‚๐’•๐’†๐’“. ๐‘ซ๐’๐’'๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‰๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐’”๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’๐’?} Mania stated.

"๐—”๐—ตโ€ฆ ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ผโ€ฆ" Mikoto muttered to herself before she had the Symbiote re-enter her, and started getting ready.

๐‘†โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘™๐‘–๐‘’๐‘“ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘€๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ก๐‘–-๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘™!

Before you ask, whenever I do skill coupons, I have the Superpower Wiki open in another tab, and use the random power option. She lucked out, and I had to choose a symbiote. I got a list of all of them, and she got mania, with all of the abilities including the satan powers, but without the curse.

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