Protect My Husband

"Yes, sweetheart, sorry I couldn't answer you before, FUC*!" George cursed and glared at the detective who stopped abruptly at an intersection.

"What? Do you want to crash two cars on the same day?" Garcia whisper-shouted at George.

"No! No… It's nothing, I just, I almost had an accident… Wait! Don't you want to hear about the p-...? Oh? Okay! I won't use the phone and drive at the same time... Okay darling... I'll call you as soon as possible," George sighed as he stared at his phone making sure that she ended the call with him.

"…And behold... the lion becomes a lamb…" Garcia made fun of George's mellow conversation with his wife.

George smirked, "That woman is my whole life. Be it a lamb, a dog, or a slipper… I worship my wife, ACK!"

The detective hit the brakes on purpose this time, "Stop cringing a bachelor out, will you?"