Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
Spy
Editor: Kurisu
"…As your country's most loyal ally, even though we are far away in the Northlands, we are still concerned about your country's combat situation, and we heard that battles haven't been going well for you, and that much land has been withered, with the powers of death and evil behaving arrogantly, which is why we dared to take certain actions, which we hope you can forgive, that resulted in making a private agreement with Undead Emperor Sandro…"
This was a ridiculously long and verbose letter that lacked punctuation as it was filled with boring diplomatic words. However, the translation was quite simple: "I heard that the undead are beating you badly, hahaha, isn't that embarrassing? But since I'm your ally, I secretly talked to the strongest Undead Emperor, and he's now agreed to go easy and only pretend to attack you, so how do you intend to thank me?"