Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
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Editor: Kurisu
How were we supposed to find devils among humans?
"Toss them into the water. Those who don't drown are devils, and those who drown are humans."
How were we supposed to resist the devils' evil temptation magic spells?
"…Loudly shout the name of the God of Holy Light. Wicked beings will be unable to harm devout believers. Our God won't give protection to believers who aren't devout enough…"
That sounded quite nice. Those who died weren't devout enough? It wasn't like the dead could talk.
How were we supposed to kill devils?
"…Burn them to death in holy fire. Those who die are devils, and those who don't die… well, the holy fire should be able to burn anything to death. This book didn't even write anything about what to do if the devil can't be burned to death, nor did it say anything about how to toss a devil into holy fire."