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Dragon Ball ReLife

Step into an extraordinary adventure where an ordinary man suddenly awakens as the iconic Son Goku, armed with encyclopedic knowledge of every Dragon Ball saga. With boundless power and the wisdom of countless battles, he's ready to reshape the Dragon Ball universe in ways never imagined. Join him on a thrilling journey as he weaves his own destiny, unfurls untold transformations, and explores the limitless possibilities in this captivating realm of Dragon Ball. [ Peak!!] ( He'll be taking all the hoes, so don't get mad about Bulma and shi like that, if you are then read something else. )

TravisX · Komik
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28 Chs

Training? Meeting Krillin! And The Wonderful Lunch/Launch!

[ NoNe Of That Roshi and Lunch Activity]

Goku and Nimbus flew in the sky as they watched nature. Everything looked better from this height, from the glistening water below to the tall mountain peaks; it was all mesmerizing. Goku was now going back to his hut. He needed to bring some stuff so he could go to the Kame House. Things like clothes, a futon, and... um yeah, those are the only possessions Goku has. Pretty sad if you think about it, but he honestly doesn't seem to mind. As long as he gets to fight someone or train, then his boredom instantly disappears.

'Oh, there's my hut; I honestly thought I wouldn't be able to find it. I guess my memory isn't half bad,' Goku thought. The Nimbus descended down towards his hut, stopping by the door. He went in and hurriedly changed his clothes back to his original signature orange Gi. He then packed his stuff and ran out. He locked the door and went to his Nimbus and flew off again. The Nimbus has to be the best thing he had right now, right after his huge cock that would create miracles in the future. Literally. He still wonders to himself if he should go by the plot; he knows that extra training would make him stronger, which would also make his life boring.

As a Saiyan now, Goku enjoys a battle that puts him on the edge of his life. So he would do his all to make life fun instead of boring like most OP stories. This made him decide to go by the plot; if things go sideways, he will prey on his Saiyan bloodline for a Zenkai boost.

As he flew over the ocean, Goku went past a bald-headed little dude. He smiled at the boy who just ignored him. Well, that meant he wasn't getting a lift. He soon got to the Kame House and entered through the open window. Seeing the old man watching some yoga lessons on TV, Goku couldn't help but sigh. He was also a pervert, but he was good at hiding it.

"Hey, Grandpa!!" Goku shouted in his ear, spooking Master Roshi who hurriedly stood up and got ready to fight.

"Ohhh Goku. What brings you here? Whatever it is, can it wait? I'm still busy with something." He sat back down and continued with his pervert ways.

Goku turned the TV off, which upset Master Roshi. "Grandpa, I need you to train me so I can get stronger," Goku said.

"Ohh okay. But you need to bring me a peachy girl. Only then will I train you."

Goku plopped on the Nimbus as he stared at the ceiling. He knew that only if Krillin were here, he'd be able to find Launch. So he waited until he heard a loud bang out. Both he and Roshi walked out and saw a little dude stuck in the sand headfirst. Goku pulled him out, and he saw the bald, shiny head of his soon-to-be-best friend.

"Hello there, you are the Muten Roshi, right?" Krillin asked as he stood in a respectable posture.

"Yes, who are you?"

"I'm Krillin from a village far in the east, and I'm here to receive training from you," he said formally.

Master Roshi scratched his beard as he looked at the sky; Krillin suddenly took out a porno magazine, which got Roshi's attention.

"Hmm, this is good material. But you still need to get me a peachy girl first. Now go you two, while I read this wonderful magazine," Master Roshi said as he ran back inside.

Goku and Krillin looked at each other, with his simple, always-confused face while Krillin had a frown.

"So you're a martial artist, huh? You look more like a clown from a circus," Krillin said as he laughed slightly.

"Okay, hey, let's hurry up and go. I'm super excited for training, so let's go look for a girl." Goku jumped on the Nimbus and carried Krillin on his back, and the Nimbus zoomed away high into the clouds.

"Hey, I can perfectly sit on my own!" Krillin complained.

"You won't understand if I tell you, so why don't I show you?" Goku let Krillin go; he thought he would land on the cloud, but he fell through and descended to the ocean. He screamed loudly as the blue water got closer, yet he suddenly felt himself stop.

He opened his eyes and saw Goku's hair in front of him. They were now back on their way to find a nice cute peachy girl.

They flew across many islands, but they were all mostly empty; they soon heard the loud sounds of gunfire on an island bigger than the usual ones they passed. They went to the sight and saw a beautiful blonde-haired girl running from the police. The girl looked very violent and seemed to be an outlaw or something; she threw a grenade at them which exploded, killing a bunch of cops.

The girl laughed and sped up on her motorbike. Suddenly, the dust from the sand came into her nose, and she sneezed. Her blonde hair changed and turned into beautiful dark blue hair; her violent expression turned cute and docile.

The cops stopped right before her and got out of their cars.

"Hands up where I can see 'em!!"

The girl flinched as she walked back with fear on her face. "Umm, what is happening?" The girl asked in a cute voice.

"I said hands up now!!"

Goku and Krillin flew down and stood against the cops. Even though they saw her merk a bunch of cops, they had a job to do and a cute girl like her would do very well for their acceptance into the Turtle Hermit school.

Goku didn't even talk; he sprinted towards them and beat them up in a second. He then walked back to the girl and stood there with a wide smile.

"Hey, you can come with us for no reason at all, so come on," Goku said, the girl didn't seem to mind and followed them on the Nimbus as they flew back to Kame House.

When they arrived, Master Roshi dapped them up and gave them some thumbs up. Roshi was about to touch her breasts, but Launch hit him hard on the head.

"No, you shouldn't touch me without consent," she said with an irritated tone. She then looked at Goku and Krillin; Launch winked at them, and they winked back.

What Master Roshi didn't know was that Goku basically taught Launch how to deal with Master Roshi's pervert ways. She would use physical violence to teach him a lesson.

Master Roshi did complain; he got up from the floor and looked at Goku and Krillin; there was a pulsing bump on his head.

"Alright, boys, you passed your test. Training starts now."