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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · perkotaan
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3108 Chs

Having heard the truth in the morning, one may die content in the evening.

Editor: Kurisu

Currently, B6 of the girls’ dormitory.

It just so happened that one could see the school’s sports field from this position.

"Wahahaha, hey, come over and take a look! To think there’d be a fool running about on the sports field in this weather!" A shoulder-length short-haired girl loudly laughed.

"Is this another method of acting cool to attract ignorant little girls? A well-developed girl sprawled on the bed was attempting to drive the heat away while waving a small fan. She felt really warm and couldn’t help but recall a certain silhouette in her mind.

The shoulder-length short-haired girl loudly laughed. "If he’s really trying to act cool, then no doubt it’s an ultimate failure. No girl in this world would think that this idiot is handsome. Speaking of which, come over here, Lu Fei, this guy seems somewhat familiar. Is he from our class?"

"Let me take a look." The well-developed girl climbed over to the window and looked towards the sports field.

Shortly after, she saw the scene of the guy stopping and taking his shirt off. A slim waist and broad back, with well-defined muscles filled with explosive force, appeared.

Shoulder-length short-haired girl giggled. "Oh, if he doesn’t remove his clothes one sure is unable to see, but this fella’s figure is really good. Just based on his muscular body, maybe he would be able to attract numerous ignorant young ladies."

"He’s from our class." The well-developed lady instead widened her eyes as she was just thinking about him awhile ago.

His figure was good and full of manliness.

Adding on to the cooling feeling emitted from his body... as expected, she should take action before other girls know of his worth!

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Song Shuhang looked at his own clothes and realized that there wasn’t just his perspiration, but also several black-colored spots of impurities that were discharged together with his sweat.

Song Shuhang lowered his eyes and looked at his own body. Indeed, there were also black substance of kernel-like impurities covering his skin.

Body Tempering, body tempering. Not only did it increase the body’s firmness, it was more importantly to temper one’s body and remove the impurities.

Afterwards, he extended his hands and touched his abdomen.

To think that his abdominal muscles that were absent for a long time would reappear...

He has not seen them for a year and half’s time. When he started to study with all his might for college from his 3rd year in high school, due to the lack of training, his abdominal muscles disappeared with little excess flesh replacing it.

However, right now, he had only ran a few rounds and his abs had actually returned once again.

Other than that, the several small ailments in his body completely recovered. For example, he often used the computer, causing his right shoulder to be in pain; or, small issues like neck aching after sitting for a long time. These ailments had thoroughly disappeared!

Also, Shuhang felt his nearsightedness became better. He originally had slight myopia, it was because he had overworked his eyes preparing for his college exams. Meanwhile, right now, not only was his nearsighted cured, even his eyesight was greatly strengthened.

As long as he concentrated, he could even see a housefly corpse’s leg on the railing from ten meters away!

‘Calm down, calm down. Let’s try other aspects. My body’s firmness and endurance has clearly increased, I’ll check my strength for now.’ Song Shuhang tried his best to calm down.

In actual fact, he was long unable to calm down within his heart. His current state was as if he was drunk on alcohol, while his brain was desperately trying to make him maintain calm. However, his body faithfully revealed the fact that he was excessively excited.

While clenching his fist, he only felt that both of his arms were filled with energy that had nowhere to go, an impulse to tear tigers and leopards apart welling up in his heart.

His gaze turned towards the shot put training area—there were two different models of shot put balls present there.

The shot put balls that school used... 5 kg was for males while 4 kg for females.

Song Shuhang went up and picked the larger one to weigh it in his hands, as he wanted to test his current arm strength.

Just as he weighed the shot put ball, he was slightly shocked—are you sure that this ball wasn’t a basketball or soccer ball?

It was obvious that his strength had increased.

Currently, he really wanted to throw the shot put ball to see how far he could throw it. However, he forcefully held back the impulse as who knew how far would he throw it? It wouldn’t be good if he caused trouble.

‘Just a spoonful of medicinal paste—and it was probably even a half-finished product or a failure—can strengthen my body to such a degree. If it was the completed body tempering liquid that I consumed, would I become someone who was able to run like a horse with my arms? Or, a strong man that can pull an airplane with his teeth?’ Song Shuhang grabbed his shirt and absent-mindedly returned to his dormitory.

Opening the door, he came to the kitchen and looked at the black medicinal paste in the hot pot.

‘Body Tempering Liquid. As the medicine name describes, a true body tempering liquid!’

Today, a guy named Song Shuhang had thoroughly knelt down!

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Since he entered Nine Provinces Number One Group, tribulation, ghost spirit, ice bead, Soft Feather’s weird powers and the magical medicinal ingredients she sent over... everything was attacking Song Shuhang’s worldview.

As for this ‘Simplified Body Tempering Liquid’, it gave the fatal blow to Song Shuhang’s outlook on the world.

2019, June 4th.

Today, the worldview Song Shuhang had built with eighteen years of his life suddenly collapsed and thoroughly shattered, without even a trace of residue left.

It wasn’t easy to rebuild one’s outlook on the world, but to shatter it? That was simple.

"Forget it, stuff like worldview, it doesn’t matter if it was shattered. Only with it breaking down can I see more of the world’s truth." Song Shuhang muttered.

At this moment, his big heart has displayed it’s use.

Firstly, he kept the leftover ‘Body Tempering Liquid’ in the hotpot without leaving a drop. For the time being… he did not dare to drink this liquid again.

After that, he went to take a shower.

While showering, he even noticed that the him in the mirror… was a lot fairer? His skin was white and rosy while emitting a healthy glow.

Sh*t, when his roommates come back from strolling around the streets and realize that he suddenly became a lot more fairer, how should he explain it? Unless he were to say that he applied a new brand of skin-whitening cream?

Alright, these aren’t important matters.

More importantly… everyone within Nine Provinces Number One Group are true cultivators!! 

Indeed, I simply can not stay calm!

How could he calm down? No matter who was it, they would not be in a better form than him, encountering such a situation.

A chat group he initially assumed was full of chuunibyous that gathered there had suddenly transformed into a group where all of the members were true cultivators and instantly seemed much superior.

This was even more exciting than striking a 5 million lottery.

Compared to ‘cultivation’, 5 million was indeed uncomparable.

The value of the two boxes of medicinal ingredients Soft Feather had sent him far exceeded this figure.

What should he do from now on?

Knowing the world truly had ‘Cultivators’, knowing that there were magical medicinal ingredients in the world, knowing there were all kinds of miracle medicines, and knowing the existence of Nine Provinces Number One Group!

Song Shuhang was asking—what should he be doing now?

He came to his computer and logged into the group chat account.

Taking a deep breath, his fingers slid across the Nine Provinces Number One Group in the chatting software. One who was unaware had nothing to be afraid of; only when one knew more would fear arise in their heart. His fingers stopped at Nine Provinces Number One Group’s icon—the significance of entering the group this time was totally different from the past.

Currently, a huge door to break away from mortality was within his fingers, on this computer’s screen!

He had two choices.

To be an ordinary person and routinely spend his whole life? 

Or, to come into contact with cultivators in Nine Provinces Number One Group, integrate into their world and become a cultivator, stepping on the dangerous road of cultivation?

Cultivation was indeed dangerous. Not mentioning other things, at least there was stuff like a ‘tribulation’. That episode of thunder tribulation Su Clan’s Sixteen experienced in H-City was already so terrifying when it had only been a Third Stage Acquired Realm thunder tribulation.

Even when Su Clan’s Sixteen had Senior Seven beside her, she had ultimately failed to overcome the tribulation and was greatly injured. If Senior Seven was not present, her life and death would be uncertain.

Whereas, Song Shuhang only had himself and did not have a formidable senior to back him up. If he had encountered such a terrifying thunder tribulation, he might not even have a full corpse left?

Song Shuhang hesitated for… a second!

Soon after, he clicked on Nine Provinces Number One Group icon.